Jining dumb fortune-telling _ Jining dumb fortune-telling events

Why did the "dumb master" suddenly talk to the police?

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one can do it, and two people can't do it together. What is this for? (answer: dreaming)

A woman who has been divorced fifty times, how should she be described? (Answer: Give up my previous job)

A woman who has been divorced fifty times, how should she be described? (Answer: Former public abandonment)

It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat at the same time)

What kind of wheel can only turn but not walk? (Answer: Wheels of Windmill)

What goes farthest every day? (Answer: Earth)

A black, thick and hard stick hole feels warm. As soon as it is pulled out, guests have to pay (an industry) (answer: baking sugar cane)

It's hard to lick and it's hard not to lick. If you want to sleep comfortably, first rub it (something) on people (answer: teeth)

One thing, short in the east and long in the west, can be used by women after marriage, but not by monks (answer: male surname)

What's the hardest part? Girls like it best, especially married women, and they can't put it down. (answer: diamonds)

Amin was bitten by a mosquito. Was the bigger bag bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? (Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite)

In a room, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, I want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should I order first? (Answer: Matches)

There are two prisoners in the prison, one of whom was locked up for a year for stealing, and the other was a robber and murderer, but only for two weeks. Why? (Answer: Because the murderer wants to drag him to live)

Five apples were divided between two people. What is the fairest way to divide it? (answer: squeezed into juice)

Xiao Zhang accidentally ran into a telephone pole while driving and had an accident. There was a dead man in the car when he arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and believed him. Why? (answer: small hearse)

A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? (Answer: Run after the mouse)

What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant in the zoo? (Answer: Elephant)

Walking on the beach, why can't you see your footprints when you look back? (Answer: Walk backwards)

What animal did you kill and what blood did you shed? (answer: mosquitoes)

Two father and son went to take off their hats. Why are there only three? (answer: three generations)

Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live in the same street. They always go to school together, but when they leave home every day, one goes left and the other goes right. What happened? (answer: opposite their home)

In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? (A: Both papers are turned white)

Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that? (Answer: February)

There is a place where bad people are taught, but no one dares to take action to eliminate them. What is this place (answer: detention center)

The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (A: The year, month and day in the newspaper)

What is the first thing that everyone wakes up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)

What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? (Answer: Stop dreaming)

A plane full of people fell from a height of 10,000 meters. Why is no one hurt? Answer: No one was injured, but they all fell dead. )

What is the first thing we should do to realize our dreams? (Answer: Wake up)

What don't people like to eat? (answer: losing money)

People told Dan that her dress had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons.

Set off firecrackers under your legs-hit a military product (answer:)

Condom-type a place name (answer: Baotou)

Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (answer: while sleeping)

Valentine's day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards should I send to a woman to win her heart? (Answer:)

Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? (Answer: Because of wearing shoes)

Where do I pay for the speech? (answer: hit)

Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the mouth. Why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist)

What floor should Gai Lou be built on? (Answer: Start with the basics)

Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? (answer: it's too slow to go. )

What door will never close? (Answer: Football Gate)

What's more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)

A woman somersaults. -Name a foreign city (answer: Babylon)

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

The hotter the weather, what climbs higher? (Answer: Thermometer)

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? (Answer: There is room in the car)

Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Answer: Brush false teeth)

Which hurts more, coconut or watermelon? (Answer: I have a headache)

What are the products with the same effective date? (answer: newspaper)

Why does the family never treat? (Answer: Beast)

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? (answer: face the ground)

What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? (Answer: Take care)

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? (Answer: Have a place in heaven)

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? (Answer: Chicken lays eggs)

Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? (Answer: Alcohol)

Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? (Answer: Also through shoes and socks)

Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? (Answer: There is no water below)

Which tooth was pulled out at last? (Answer: Dentures)

Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up? (Answer: No one dares to stop fighting)

Xiaohong and her mother are both in the same class. Why? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher)

Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? (Answer: Frog who fouled in breaststroke)

How long does it take to finish college? (Answer: A note clock is enough)

Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? (Answer: Xiu Xiaoming)

What color are the teeth of black and white babies? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)

What should I do if I want to shorten a stick, but I don't want to cut it off, break it or shorten it? (Answer: Take one that looks like it)

How to write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: Roman numerals have no zero)

Can you make a number greater than three and less than four with three chopsticks? (answer: take pi ∏)

Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why? (Answer: Eat chicken to see if the hen is old or tender)

What should be added between the number 0 and 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1? (answer: add one. It becomes 0. 1)

What do you mean, if dad doesn't touch it, just touch it twice? (Answer: upper lip and lower lip)

A square table is missing a corner. How many angles are there? (Answer: 50 cents)

Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? (Answer: Mrs. King hesitated while eating sugar cane)

Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? (A: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night)

There are 24 people in row 6. How can we arrange them by 5 people? (Answer: Just arrange in regular hexagon)

On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why? (Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple)

Under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others? (A: On the operating table)

The angrier things get, the bigger things get. (answer: temper)

When asked about the patient's condition, the family only put up five fingers and cried. What is the reason? (answer: three long and two short)

What are people willing to forge? (answer: wigs, dentures)

What gets dirtier the more you wash it? (answer: water)

Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf-mute)

A man fell into the river and struggled several times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was gone. Why? (Answer: Because he is bald)

Xiaoming has a hole in his new sock, but he didn't go to the shop assistant to change it. Do you know why? (answer: socks)

What did you do that you didn't do, but you will be punished? (Answer: Homework)

What does everyone want? (answer: sick)

What English letters are the most pleasing to listen to? (Answer: CD)

What produces a tail at night? (Answer: Meteor)

The family asked about the patient's condition, only five fingers were erected, and the family cried. What is the reason? (answer: three long and two short)

What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? (Answer: hands, feet)

What water will never be used up? (answer: tears)

What is the elephant's left ear like? (answer: right ear)

There are few books in the bookstore. (answer: suicide note)

What hat can't be worn? (answer: nuts)

A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school? (Answer: The school where home is located is not the school where he goes to school)

Why turn a blind eye to car drivers who run red lights? (Answer: The driver didn't drive)

Two father and son went to take off their hats. Why are there only three? (answer: three generations)

In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? (Answer: Both of them are blank)

Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that? (Answer: February)

There is a place where bad people are taught, but no one dares to take action to eliminate them. What is this place (answer: detention center)

What do most self-employed people live on in today's society? (answer: mouth)

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: Remove two points of water)

Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (answer: sleeping)

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming freely)

Pigs are treasures and are of great use. What's the use of pigs for human beings? (Answer: It can also be used to call names)

Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? (Answer: Mom asked Dad to repair Xiaoming)

What is the first thing that everyone wakes up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)

The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: the date in the newspaper)

A Yan has 10 coins in his pocket, but he missed 10 coins. What else is in his pocket? (answer: a hole)

Why do women want to get married when they wear high heels? (Answer: Because wearing high heels makes others run slowly. )

A circle with a diameter of 10 meter was drawn on the grass, and there was a cow in it. A stake is inserted in the center of the circle. The cow is tied by a rope five meters long. Can cows eat grass outside the pen unless the rope is cut and untied? (Answer: I didn't say that the cow was tied to a stake)

Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces. (Answer: Standing face to face)

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? (Answer: Standby)

Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. His parents were at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages. He is not deaf, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? (Answer: Xiao Wang is a baby)

What comes often, but never really comes? (Answer: Tomorrow)

All you have to do is call its name and you will destroy it. What is this? (answer: silence)

You don't need to work hard at typing. (answer: doze off)

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce. What's this word? (answer: typo)

What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? (Answer: Angle) >

When does the sun rise in the west? (Answer: When swearing)

Heart-changing operation failed. Ask the dying patient what his last words were. Guess what he would say? (Answer: Actually, you don't understand my heart)

Xiao Ming was not nervous when he found out that he had been stolen. Why? (Answer: Which is someone else's room)

A man committed suicide by jumping off a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why isn't he dead? Answer: He was scared to death in midair.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump)

When is four minus one equal to five? (Answer: Cut a corner from something with four corners)

The angrier things get, the bigger things get. (answer: temper)

What's the difference between chess and Go? Answer: The less you play chess, the more you play Go.

A chicken and a goose are put in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why? (Answer: Penguin)

Why should I wear a mask during surgery? (Answer: Afraid of being recognized)

What is smaller than bacteria? (answer: the son of bacteria)

What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? (Answer: Not dumb)

This Roman number stands for 9. How to add a sum to make it even? (Answer: Add 5 in front)

Wenwen is washing clothes, but after a long time, her clothes are still dirty. Why? (Answer: She is washing other people's clothes)

There is a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going? (answer: mental hospital)

Can people living in Hong Kong be buried in Guangzhou?

Xiao Ming knows the answer, why does he often see his classmates? (Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher)

What will you be punished for when you don't do it? (Answer: Doing homework)

The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (A: In the newspaper, year, month and day)

Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)

Which official not only doesn't get paid, but also pays for himself? (answer: the groom's tube)

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? (Answer: There are empty seats on the bus)

Under what circumstances can two tigers fit in one mountain? (answer: a man and a woman)

But where are the big and small places? (answer: toilet)

Why does a new sock have a hole? (answer: socks)

What book has no one read? (answer: gobbledygook)

Under what circumstances do people tear their hair? (answer: cremation)

There is one thing that some people know, some people know, and only those who use it don't know. What is this? (answer: coffin)

Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? (answer: as long as you don't drink)

If there is a stick, is there any way to shorten it, but it is not allowed to be sawed off, broken or shortened? Answer: find a stick longer than it and compare it.

When is four minus three equal to five? (Answer: Cut a corner from something with four corners)

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? (Answer: Heaven is seated. )

What are the benefits of black hair? (Answer: Not afraid of tanning)

Depressed Tom jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown. Why? (answer: love)

What kind of bamboo doesn't grow in soil? (answer: firecrackers)

What are the benefits of black hair? (Answer: Don't worry about tanning)

Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, but he doesn't feel as inconvenient as in his own country. Why? (Answer: He is a baby)

What chicken has no wings? (answer: frog)

Some people say that you can judge the age of a chicken with your teeth. Why? (answer: teeth can chew out the tenderness of meat)

What grows a tail at night? (Answer: Meteor)

There is an animal. You killed it, but you bled yourself. What kind of animal is this? (answer: mosquitoes)

What is the most valuable thing lost? (answer: satellite)

What are the main reasons for divorce? (Answer: Married)

When does the clock stop? Answer: The clock doesn't work. )

What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? (Answer: No one knows)

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? (answer: bound volume)

Why are most buddhas in the northern hemisphere? (Answer: There is no Amitabha in the south)

Who never watches when he is sick? (answer: blind)

Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? (Answer: I'm afraid of biting my hand)

What's the name of a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage and is afraid of going out of shape? (answer: peerless beauty)

Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed of nearly kilometers per hour without refueling or other fuels? (Answer: Earth)

What is the first thing Santa put in his socks on Christmas Eve this year? (Answer: My own feet)

Depressed Tom jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown. Why? (answer: love)

Kangaroos and monkeys are competing in the high jump. Why did the kangaroo lose before it started jumping? (Answer: Kangaroos jump with their feet)

Why are there sheep in wolves? (A: There are sheep in the word)

It only takes a minute for snails to get here from Shanghai. Why? (Answer: On the map)

Beat the dog to see the owner, and beat the tiger to see what? (Answer: See if you have seed)

In the position of nothing, ren, Wang, o and my o, which word should I fill in: east, south, west, north and middle? (answer: it should be west! Because the first few words are one, two, three, five)

There are three brothers between the boss and Lao Yao. Although they were born on the same day in the same year, they are nothing alike. Why? (answer: it's a finger)

What does a sailor who has been wandering in the vast sea for more than half a year want to do next after he sets foot on the mainland? (Answer: Step on the other foot)

What's another name for eggplant? (answer: vegetables)

When did the cow's tongue and tail meet? (answer: in the restaurant)

No, what else can I borrow (a: excuse me)

When is four minus one equal to five? (Answer: Cut a corner from something with four corners)

The angrier things get, the bigger things get. (answer: temper)

There is one thing you can only take with your left hand, but not with your right. What is this? (answer: right hand)

What is the biggest regret after Adam and Eve got married? (Answer: No one came to the wedding reception)

Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? (answer: as long as you don't drink)

A signboard suddenly fell from a height and hit five people walking side by side. Why are only three people injured? (Answer: Because it is a sign to help old M)

Every couple has one absolute thing in common in their lives. What is that? (Answer: I got married on the same day in the same year)

What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? (Answer: No one knows)

Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? (Answer: It looks like a sheep)

Where are the fewest Buddha statues? (Answer: South, there is no Amitabha in the south)

How long will it take Tsinghua University to finish reading? Answer: It only takes one second to read Tsinghua. )

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Because trees can't jump at all! )

Why do people go there? (Answer: Because other places will not come)

What can a woman lift with one hand when a hundred men cannot lift it? Answer: for example, an egg, it is impossible for a hundred men to lift an egg at the same time.

The ancients in China once dipped their blue coats in the Yellow River. What happened? (Answer: The clothes are wet)

Why give the same items to 60 yuan and 20 yuan? Answer: exchange one hundred dollars and forty dollars for something.

Mom, dad, brother and sister, there are only three people in all. Why? (Answer: son, mother and uncle)

Men love drinking and are afraid of their wives, who stipulate that they must take off their shoes when entering the door. He remembered that it was an imperial edict. One day, I came back from drinking. Just arrived at the stairs, I suddenly remembered my wife's words, and I had to take off my shoes when I entered the door. I quickly took off my shoes and walked barefoot to the fifth floor. I opened the door, shook my shoes and said to my wife, I remember to take off my shoes today. (Answer: You must take off your shoes)

With all the words? (Answer: Bo Shu)

The hotter the weather, what climbs higher? (Answer: Temperature)

What produces a tail at night? (answer: popular)

What is the ritual that a priest cannot perform under any circumstances? (Answer: My own funeral)

What are the main reasons for divorce? (Answer: Married)

Wenwen is washing clothes, but after a long time, her clothes are still dirty. Why? (Answer: He is washing other people's clothes)

When is four minus one equal to five? Answer: a quadrilateral, cut off one corner and leave five corners.