Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - I urgently need an English humorous short story of Grade One in Senior High School, which requires three people to tell, preferably three to five sentences each.
I urgently need an English humorous short story of Grade One in Senior High School, which requires three people to tell, preferably three to five sentences each.
Lens 1:
Jack: Tom, who do you think is the man wearing a yellow straw hat on the stool in front of the palm tree?
Tom: I guess he must be a fortune teller.
Jack: Are you sure?
Tom: Yes, without a doubt. You see, he is looking forward to talking to someone.
Jack: Maybe you are right. But Tom, can you read palms?
Tom: Yes, I have read many books about palm reading. May I read your palm?
Jack: Yes, I'd love to. But I want to make fun of him. This is very interesting.
Lens 2:
(They cross the sidewalk and walk to the fortune teller.)
At this time, Tom immediately changed his role and played the fortune teller. The following is a wonderful dialogue.
Jack: Hi, my name is Jack? Can you read my palm?
Fortune teller: Yes, welcome here. Please sit down. Give me your left hand.
Jack: But. I was in a serious car accident last year. I lost my left arm. Now, I do everything with my right hand. Life with one arm is hard.
Fortune teller: Are you kidding?
Jack: No. I am serious. I hope you can guess what I want to know.
Fortune teller: Now, please extend your right hand. Let me see ... You must be looking for a job. Your wish is to be a millionaire. But you don't know what to do. Let me tell you something.
Jack: You are wrong. I am not poor. Although I'm not a man.
Million, I have a company, a house, a car and 80 thousand dollars.
Fortune teller: Oh, I know. Your girlfriend must have left you. You have many shortcomings. Maybe you don't make the bed. Maybe you don't do the dishes. Maybe you are always in a bad mood. You must be as stubborn as a mule. If I were you, I would apologize to her first.
Jack: No, many girls like me. I have your last chance to guess. If you are wrong again, I won't give you the money.
Fortune teller: You are playing tricks. If I had known, I wouldn't have read your palm.
Jack: You're right. You guessed the answer was right. But it's too late. I hope you can guess whether I can pay you.
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