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Li Baijia's ancestors were fortune tellers. When Li Bai was born, his mother didn't want her son to be a fortune teller in the future.

In Li Bai's hometown, there is a tradition of drawing lots when children are born. When he was just able to climb, his family got together and put the prepared silver, official seal and a garlic in front of him for him to catch.

When Li Bai climbed over, his family induced him to grab money and official seals, so he grew up to be either a rich businessman or an official. However, no matter how his family shouted, he still caught the garlic.

Li Bai's parents sighed that the child was a garlic life. But his father had to teach him his fortune-telling skills. Li Bai went to tell fortune when he grew up.

But he is young, there is nothing to trust him, and business is very weak.

One day, when he was setting up a stall, he saw an African passing by and said, "You are all black and have a bloody disaster."

The man in black was very angry and was about to hit Li Bai. At this time, Li Bai's next-door Lao Wang drove over. He just hooked up with his second aunt, Pig Bajie, and was thinking about how to get the other party to check in with him.

My second aunt happened to see the man in black coming towards Li Bai and said, "As long as you dare to kill that man in black, I will do anything you want."

Lao Wang next door was blinded by color. As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, he crushed the black man into a black cake.

The man in black swallowed his last breath, gave Li Bai a thumb and said in blunt Mandarin, "The height is really high."

Li Bai's business has improved since then.

One day, a woman came to tell her fortune. Li Bai took out a strawberry and a peach for the woman to choose. The woman likes strawberries, so she chose strawberries. Li Bai asked her to prepare for the funeral. She died because she chose strawberries.

When a woman doesn't listen, she tickles Li Bai. At this time, it happened that the old Wang Gang next door hooked up with the pig's sister, the pig's little sister. Thinking about how to open a house, the pig said, "As long as you kill the fortune-teller woman, I will do whatever you say."

Lao Wang's sperm next door can't control so many brains. The woman slammed on the accelerator and was killed. Her arm was broken and her shoes flew away, leaving a sigh of relief. She stretched out her big toe and said, "This must be true."

A day later, a beautiful woman came to tell Li Bai's fortune Li Bai took out a cucumber and bitter gourd for her to choose. This woman is going to choose a cucumber. Li Bai said: "If you choose cucumber, you will never get married, so you can only use cucumber."

Women are very scared, so they have to choose bitter gourd.

Li Bai said, "You are a bad karma."

The woman is very angry: "which one can't I choose?"

"I said bad karma, that is, you can make a fortune selling bitter gourd in this life. Remember to sell only bitter gourd. " Li Bai told her.

After returning home, the woman sold her house and car, and then contracted more than 10 thousand mu of land to grow bitter gourd in the countryside, making a fortune. When he got rich, he didn't take Li Bai's words seriously. I hope I can make a fortune doing everything with my business mind.

She bought a batch of fruit candy, and then many people bought it, which made her even more proud. She thinks that Li Bai is a charlatan and is not allowed at all. But it didn't take me long to be happy, and I got into big trouble. It turns out that this batch of fruit candy was changed after the death of Tang Priest. Male consumers will become monks after eating, while female consumers will become monks after eating.

Their family quit, copied the woman's stall and killed her. Li Bai was discovered only after the death of a woman. Said he regretted not listening to him.

Li Bai pitied her, so he called Yan, hoping that Yan would give her a face for the sake of moving bricks together.

Now that Yan is a big official, she has long looked down on Li Bai, a fortune teller. Don't give him face. Li Bai is going to give the Yan a duel.

Three days later, Li Bai also attended Rebecca's son's eighth birthday.

Zhang came and sent a donkey as a birthday present to Yan's son. Yan's son is very happy to ride a horse around. The Jade Emperor also sent someone to send a bicycle, and Yan's son rode it twice with great pleasure. Li Bai came and gave a hedgehog. Yan Guo's son was very sad because he just got on the horse and had thorns on his body.

The prince thought that Li Bai's family background was too bad, and he was afraid of what he had done, so he quickly ordered someone to save the female ghost.

After the resurrection, the beautiful woman came to Li Bai to tell her fortune. This is marriage. Li Bai took out a plum blossom and a white peach blossom for the beauty to choose.

Beauty chose plums, Li Bai said you were going to marry a man named Li, and women chose white peach blossoms. Li Bai said that you were going to marry a man named Li Bai.

The woman took out her ID card and Li Bai's ID card and said, "I knew you would say that."

Li Bai said, "Who gave you my ID card?"

"I gave it. Why don't you register the old lady? " Li Bai's mother suddenly appeared.

Beauty had practiced weightlifting before, so she married Li Bai.

Next: New classmate.

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