The poor monk came to Wei Zi.

You two, or two, two there, no three no four.

We are all: sleeping in class, jumping after class, and dying in exams.

Men can't get used to it, and the more they get used to it, the more asshole they become. Women are spoiled, and the more spoiled they are, the more balls they have.

My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes. My shortcoming is that I never feel wrong.

I have taken the exam for so many years, why not have an anniversary? For example, if I take 40 exams, I will get 20, if I take two exams, I will get one, and I can be exempted from any two exams.

Crossing the road in Chinese style means: gather enough people and you can go, regardless of the traffic lights.

KTV is to give you a lesson first, then give you a lesson, and finally play it.

I look strong on the outside, but I'm hopelessly romantic on the inside.

Once upon a time, there was a match. When I walked, my head itched, scratched and caught fire.

Seeing that you are unhappy, I will be unhappy. Have fun! Have fun! I will be happy, too!

Kuteng is always crying, the canteen is rising in price, and the students are hungry. Mom, the sun is setting. I’m going home.

Don't tell me after breaking up, in fact, you are fine, damn it! Then you dumped me.

Or 10086 is good for me. I sent him two short messages and he replied to me three times.

Isn't it just a little thinner? I have to bite a few pieces of my meat, which is too fat. Dead mosquito!

what is love ? Nothing more than watching movies, eating and adding eggs to the cake.

The school is not a funeral home, check the list of remains! What are you still wearing?

Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

In a word, Jianghu is too dangerous and people's hearts are too complicated to be hurt. I'm not playing.

Part one: You are the headmaster, and part two: I am a teacher. Horizontal batch: two idiots.

Take your positions, get ready to run, stop, there are beautiful women in front, everyone pay attention to beautiful women.

Wei Zi: Erkang, are you happy? Erkang: Don't you remember, my surname has always been Fu.

Excuse me, miss, can you take your breasts off my hand?

Have you seen the Water Margin? The story of Tang Priest's master and apprentice being caught up with Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.

Using "none of my business" and "none of your business" skillfully can save 80% of life time.

Talent and genius are just a "two", so talent is good, and genius is always a little stupid.

Come to the bowl quickly, and you will go to the bowl. Can't you find a bigger bowl?

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

Smile, just smile, don't smile, I will smile for you!

The biggest lie in this world is: "lend me a napkin", saying it is borrowed, but no one has ever returned it.

Spend 50% of your time despising yourself and the other 50% forgiving yourself every day. It's called entanglement.

The child holds hands and takes it away. If the child doesn't go, he will continue to drag.

Would you choose to buy you a coffin: flip, slide or full touch screen?

There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions: one is "lying in the trough can also prove" and the other is "lying in the trough can also prove"

When the otaku found that the sauce of instant noodles changed from solid to liquid, he knew it was summer.

Look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Both Mochow and Mo Yan were angry. What should we do? The answer is actually simple: don't worry. ...

River powder, rice flour, milk powder and flour are toxic; Stocks, paper money, lottery tickets, tickets cheat people! Horizontal batch: miserable!

I wish you a pleasant journey and fall into the pit halfway. After you came back, people went crazy.

Teacher, you are dead! Poor monks love Taoists …

I allow you to walk around in my world, but I absolutely forbid you to run around in my world.

Ask how ugly you can be, just like donkey face and Dalmatian.

If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.

Heartbroken, tired, painful. It seems that the earth is not for you.

I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is the place where my dream begins.

Green Mao Zedong used it to trample, dark green Mao Zedong used it to hurt, and red Mao Zedong used it to kiss.

Grandpa said: "I watched the news broadcast for more than ten years, but I didn't see the finale." "

After an English listening class, the only thing I can understand is the first few words of Chinese.

Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

While waiting for the bus, I heard an old man say less: run, the No.8 bus is coming.

When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

Life is too short to be sexy; Life is like a play, it all depends on acting.

There are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

Men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped and face problems; I got dumped. You're fucking crazy! !

Any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

When I miss you, you will appear like a ghost. If only that were the case.

I wonder if your chrysanthemum is as big as your heart.

The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

If there is no homework, no exams, no exams and no parent-teacher conferences, I think everyone will like going to school very much.

An interesting modal phrase.

An interesting modal phrase.

Come on, do you want to die or not?

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Get out of here. Keep getting out of here.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm beautiful.

Make trouble without reason, there must be something wrong!

It's dawn

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

Gross. Mom cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

My heart is broken. It looks like dumpling stuffing.

No one is holding hands, so I just take a pocket.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, dynamic means turning over.

Alas ~ this person is not straight, even his headache is partial.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

What a beautiful beauty uncle!

I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is hope to steal fat.

Putting down the butcher knife means that the other party will split you in two at the moment you put down the butcher knife.

I feel the most tired when I have nothing to do.

Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

Forever young, forever act young, forever ingratitude, forever tears.

My father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

I'm sure you won't leave when you come. I'll pretend you haven't been here. We should treat fate and love like this.

I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

I have heartburn and indigestion.

Women like ugly men and don't like ugly men. ..

Pockmarked is not called pockmarked. That's a lie.

Jianghu is sinister. If you can't, leave!

You can't know whether a person or a watermelon is good or bad without knocking a few times.

Lonely people often behave very strongly; Lonely people are mostly gentle.

Laughter is a blooming smile.

My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur.

Yes, but I saw her mount, but I didn't see her owner.

Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

Although restless, you should keep yourself.

People don't attack me, I don't attack. If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

We are ordinary people, and we are also special people, so we are particularly ordinary.

Does that man dare to say he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak for the strong.

If there is any similarity, you just copied me.

Stupid birds fly first, stupid pigs get fat first.

When you can't help crying, open your eyes and don't blink, and you will see the world.

The whole process from clarity to vagueness.

I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Damn it!

Don't arm yourself with a sophisticated look, you will be acclimatized.

Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories.

The so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold.

Strangeness prevents you from understanding strange things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things.

The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

If it were all ginger, what a spicy society it would be.

Lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.

The deeper the water, the smoother the water flow.

Everything will be fine when you don't take it seriously.

Whether a king or a farmer, as long as he can find peace in his own home, he is the happiest person.

You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

Keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit.

What hinders growth is not childishness, but self-maturity.

If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

I won't tell you if I kill you. You haven't used the honey trap yet!

The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour, so it's just easy to move and everything is paste.

Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the ground.

I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.

All the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

Life is colorful, but I also have my own color.

If one day I disappear, there are only two possibilities: the body is traveling or the soul is traveling.

Let your personality shine on your forehead.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

I have never cheated you, because I have never cheated you.

I can choose to give up, but I can't.

God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

Maybe it seems so, but not necessarily.

In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

Happiness is when you look in the mirror, you like the person you see.

Interesting mood phrases

Funny mood phrase 1

1. I hope you can meet someone who is interested in you, not someone who thinks you are good after weighing the pros and cons.

I hope I can be an interesting and rich person. Really can't. It's okay for a person to have money.

I left my hometown that year, and then the whole village had no water to drink.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

Girl, don't pour out your heart to others, maybe others will think you smell of blood.

6. to the person who committed suicide: I am not afraid of death, but I am still afraid of living?

7. When I am old, I can't move. Now my understanding of fashion is to keep warm.

8. Are you in love? Two are missing one.

9. In my mother's eyes, all diseases stem from not eating green vegetables.

10. You and I have scratched our shoulders and haven't seen the sparks yet!

Interesting mood phrase 2

1. I feel that I am neglecting my studies and indulging in male sex every day. バ

May you die of my heartbreak many years later.

When I took off my sweater in the dark, I felt I was a first-class Pikachu.

4. It's so cool, the six parents don't recognize softness, and they are universal.

I neglect my studies every day and indulge in male chauvinism.

6. There is a word in this world called Destiny. Just don't run away.

7. I firmly believe that in a few years, I can stand in front of you with my lover and say thank you for your injury.

8. I don't believe I can still do night shows.

9. Being single is not guilty, and making others single is guilty.

10. I want to sleep with you when you laugh.

1 1. I never lost you for a second, but I lost you a thousand times in my heart.

12. I don't hate you, but if you are on fire and there happens to be a bottle of water next to me, I will drink it in front of you.

13. Love your daughter-in-law, she will be a luxury in six years.

14.—— Fantasize about going to South Korea and Choi Minho for an epic love, but the reality is that domestic local tyrants can't bear it.

15. My abdominal muscles were developed, but mine were laughed at. .

16. How much did I pay for your simple words to send me away?

17. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

18. The most painful thing in the world is not that I miss you, but that you are not with me, but that I found myself wearing cotton slippers when I took a shower.

19. The brain is amazing. I can miss you even if I'm busy as hell.

20. Santa Claus, my Christmas wish is: people are thin and wallets are bulging! Please don't make any more mistakes. It was rectified last year.

Interesting mood phrase 3

1. My possessiveness is tied to you, and heaven and earth cannot be less than you.

I am not a child who cries without giving candy. Don't look at me with pity. I have a water gun.

How rough it is to put so much rubbish in your head every day.

Maybe we should kiss to ease the tension between us.

I want you to be my Pipi shrimp all my life.

6. Be enthusiastic about feeding the wind and looking forward to raising hungry ghosts

7. I have eighty kinds of spicy strips, and it's not too late to make friends with me.

I'm possessive. Don't touch my things, or I'll fight with you.

9. Like someone, from the photo to the meeting.

10. My Mr Right is the incomparable Han Xin. One day, he will sneak into the tower and marry me.

1 1. People who believe in ghosts in the world must have read many Ten Deaths.

12. Some people say that it is easy to have an accident when walking and playing with mobile phones, and lying in the trough scared me to start running and playing.

13. If I'm in love, it doesn't matter if I'm late. If I get rich, please do it now! ! !

14. Don't bully me. I will summon Balala, the god of energy and darkness, Gunara, as well as electric energy and positive energy to destroy your hum.

15. Some people eat hard when they are unhappy. Unlike me, I eat hard when I'm unhappy.

16. Today is Tanabata. Let's go out and have a look. Break up a couple is a couple!

17. If I am chatting with you and feel sleepy, please don't advise me to go to bed early, because I am too sleepy.

18. Pity us shy people, which is always misunderstood as high cold.

19.-Time and tide wait for no man, first of all, women are not spared; Opportunity waits for no man. First of all, you can't wait for a man.

20. I thought you were a little bad guy before, but I didn't expect you to be a little cute.

2 1. I prefer simple refusal to all kinds of perfunctory.

22. "I think it's you in my arms."

23. The most beautiful child is nothing more than me making you laugh.

Be hard on yourself now, and you will have a better chance of success in the future.

25. The places outside the bed are far away, and the places that can't be reached are all foreign lands.

I know he's not mine, but I'm not reconciled.

27. Who says that boys and girls don't have pure friendship? Bullshit. As long as you are ugly, the whole world is a friend.

28. Some people say that I am ugly, and I am very sad and distressed. She went blind at a young age.

29. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. I will blind myself.

It is said that women in Wang Fu have several characteristics: they can eat, drink, sleep and spend money, and they don't work if they are unreasonable.

Sad mood phrase: The past is gone forever and the back is no longer perfect.

1, after a long time, maybe you will suddenly remember that the silly girl you once loved failed to give him happiness.

2. The past will never come back, and what comes back is no longer perfect.

3. Happiness: Not because you have more, but because you care less.

4, the wings of youth, piercing painful memories; Yesterday's tears stirred up ripples in my heart.

I have been crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, loved, and finally lived alone.

6. If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. Because of my heart, I can't let go.

7. Maybe we are all brave and determined, but we are never winners in the confrontation with the old man of time.

8. You are black and I am white. Although different in nature, they are very good together.

9. Obeying mortals; It is the strong who dominate their own destiny; Those who have no opinion are blind followers, and those who think twice are wise.

10, I'm ok, not bad, not surprised or unhappy, but everything is ok.

1 1. The happiness and sadness in your life will eventually become memories. You might as well learn to laugh it off.

12. Pioneers seek their own way out, conservatives follow the old ways, explorers climb the peak bravely, and persistent people go forward bravely.

13, living a day in vain and doing nothing is like committing theft.

14. Don't trust anyone. Have you ever asked others to love you while thinking about whether you have ever given others love? If you just want to get the love of others and you don't give it, it's selfish.

15, don't waste your life where you will regret it.

16, the saddest thing in the world is that the person you love loves someone else, but you are still being stupid.

17. Tell yourself when you are upset that all this is false. What's bothering you?

18. When I didn't study Buddhism, everything went wrong. When studying Buddhism, everything you want to see is smooth.

19, no matter how wronged. I'll keep a secret. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.

20. When you are sad, tell yourself that I am fine and happy; When you are lost, smile and say to yourself, it's okay, everything will pass.