The latest funny copy of friends circle

1. I got paid. My dad said that I was short of money recently, so I asked your mother to fight the landlord, and then I agreed, and then my salary won this month.

I met a beggar at the subway entrance. After seeing my expression, he thought for a moment, then took out a bowl from his pocket and asked me, would you like to be the manager of my branch?

3. Sometimes when I am in a good mood, I want to take some selfies and turn on the camera: Oh? What the hell!

4. Last year, a fortune teller insisted that I take off the bill on 20 18 to prevent him from wringing his head ... As a result, at the end of the year, he came to propose to me today. ...

Such ghost stories happen every day at school. Pointing to an empty seat, I ask my classmates, "Classmate, is anyone there?"

6. I'll take you, you bring the bowl, you cry, I shout, and we'll be the boss together at the end of the year.

7. A beautiful female guest came to the house, and the mother said to the child, Come on, baby, let the aunt have a bite! The child said: I didn't kiss her. My father kissed her in the corridor just now and got several mouths!

I planned to get fat and have fun several years ago, but I didn't know I was tall until I went to weighing scale this year!

9. Today, I found that someone installed a camera in my bedroom, and my private life was unobstructed. Looks like it's time to change the bridge.

10. "I like you." "Can't you say something auspicious in the New Year?"

1 1. Q: How can 100% be scraped to 5 million? A: First take out a dollar coin, then find a Rolls Royce on the road and scrape it hard.

12. Tiger poison does not eat children. Experts suggest that if you meet a tiger in the wild, you can kneel down and recognize your father.

13. Don't think about marrying love or money all day. It is more likely that neither of them will get married.

14. What is embarrassing is not watching bears with a room full of unfamiliar relatives, but that you are the only one smiling silently.

15. Tomorrow is the eighth day. It's not easy for your parents to give birth to you and raise you for so many years. Don't embarrass your family. Book tickets early, leave home, and keep this affection!

16. The teacher of Fujian No.1 Middle School paid for "Winter Holiday koi fish" with a lucky turntable, and the special prize was "5 years of college entrance examination for 3 years".

17. The Spring Festival Gala of each station looks very similar: large-scale group gymnastics+square dance+karaoke+network segment repetition. From life, rooted in life.

18. "What do you drink?" "Four Seasons Spring Tea with Ice Cream Zhenbo Coconut with less ice is seven points sweet!" Liu Qian: ...