Funny phrase, I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

If the teacher had not told me not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

Hello! I said, can you close your eyes when I kiss you …

More cheaters and fools are obviously not enough. No matter how much money you have, you obviously won't use it. .

Don't talk to me in vernacular, I can't understand Mandarin.

After watching so many episodes of Pleasant Goat, I have never seen Big Wolf eat a sheep. I can only say that the director is too hurtful.

Why can't I find hard-made pictures here?

How do you feel when the loser says heartfelt wishes to both of you?

I want to have a good rest during the day because I want to sleep at night. ...

Do you think I'll watch you die? Absolutely not. I close my eyes.

10 An uncle of KFC said that he should eat enough. I patted him on the shoulder and said, Uncle, I hope you will eat the top.

1 1 Hello! I said, miss, when I take off your clothes, can you stretch your arms and lift your legs …

12 The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that I am in telecom and you are in Netcom.

13 Xiao Sheng, I don't study well because I take a bath every day and wash everything I have learned.

14 A best friend is always a wallet. When he was thin, we felt extremely distressed. . .

15 Drunk people love ecstasy. If you win, sister, you will be a god.

16 if handsome can be a meal, then I can feed1300 million people.

17 bus congestion is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

I blew up the 18 divorce office because I was afraid you would divorce me.

19 when I saw the return of the new pearl, I found that many people around me were swallows who could not be killed, didn't they?

Once upon a time, there was a cucumber. She felt that there were too many pimples on her face, so she sliced it herself and applied it to her face.

I am in a bad mood these days. The whole world is boring. Only you are annoying.

Are you the ever-victorious general of the legendary invincible fairy tale series?

I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

Once upon a time, a lady was a king. Now, I tell you, no, the mistress is the king.

The fortune teller said that I was a soldier for half my life, running around for half my life, and I would meet two distinguished people, Feng and Chu …

Cowherd and Weaver Girl told us that the closest lovers tonight will be separated tomorrow morning.

Yo-ho, I want to keep the tickets for the zoo when I see you.

Even if the sky falls, there are experts to hold on.

One day you left, and I cried, leaving my happy tears.

I wish you couples half brothers.

I wish you couples half brothers.

1. You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are!

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

3. When I go to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "Then what?" As a result, a classmate chatted with it all noon.

Edison once went out to play with a couple and came back to invent the light bulb.

You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are!

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my grandson.

7. I played very hard when I was young, and now I play very hard.

8. Now everyone has to queue up to cut in line.

9. I wish there are lovers and half brothers in the world.

10. Small sample, looks quite ambiguous, but the figure is a bit decadent.

1 1. You're putting bricks on the toilet and lifting yourself too high.

12. an upright man is open and poised, a man, did his homework. Business women don't know how to hate their country and do their homework all day.

13. Your words can drive all my emotions.

14. A bosom friend is an appropriate tacit understanding, and a bosom friend is a perfect friend.

15. Are you in a state where you can't see the future and can't go back to the past?

16. I have a heart to lose weight! But there's still one mouth to eat!

17. Fart and play when you are bored.

18. Life makes us spin, so that we can go further.

19. Men's meticulous attraction is second only to women's nudity.

20. People who don't like me are lucky enough to add trouble to your heart, and my heart is really comfortable.

2 1. The early bird may not catch the worm, but the overnight bird is likely to arrive first.

22. True trust is when you say: I fart, she will never cover her nose.

23. Even if you die, you should leave a widow for the world.

24. I once passed by a man, sparking and almost moving a brick.

25. Looking back now, I feel that there will be a big wave of zombies coming in soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet …

26. Why is there no coffee ribbon floating around when I eat Dove? Why can't you see a big piece of beef when you eat Master Kong?

27. I'm so busy these days that my hair is beginning to fall out. My friend comforted me that it was a season change, and I always felt that it was very likely to stop production.

28. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

29. The child wants to buy a toy plane with a dollar. The waiter said: Your money is fake. The child said: Is your plane real?

30. Being strong means playing B with yourself.

I wish all lovers in the world happiness.

I wish all lovers in the world happiness.

1. Every day at this time, we will see couples making a scene in the street. All of a sudden, it seems that many people are pessimistic and a little sad. Love hurts. In the face of these, we can only bear it silently. I just hope we can be more tolerant and understanding. Think more about why we were together when we quarreled. I wish all lovers will be well, cherish single dog and find a place that belongs to you in the future as soon as possible.

Second, I am a sweet dog today. Bless all the people who come to my homepage, and everything will be fine.

I wish you a bright future, everything will be fine, you will be happy in this world, and you will become the person you like. May I find my original self as soon as possible and forget the pain of a moth.

Fourth, the stomach hurts like a needle insomnia. However, the most touching sentence I heard today (no matter whether I am married or not, no matter what I do in the future, as long as she needs me) witnessed the deepest love and persistence of the person who said this sentence. I sincerely hope that they can finally be together. May all lovers get married.

I didn't watch the men's singles final between ZhangJike and Malone. After all, my palm is selfish. I hope Malone can win the Grand Slam. Now I realize that it doesn't matter what the grand slam champion is.

6. Desperate love is the only way to get happiness. I wish all lovers will be well.

There are so many beautiful things in this world that we should feel them ourselves. Starting from tomorrow, I will write to every relative and tell them my happiness. The lightning of happiness told me that I would tell everyone to give every river and mountain a warm name. Stranger, I wish you a bright future. Wish you all the best. I wish you happiness on earth. I just want to face the sea and spring blossoms.

Eight, I hope all love poems are far away. It is not difficult to have a lover in the world, and those who miss it will really meet people for a long time.

From tomorrow on, be a happy person, feed horses, chop wood and travel around the world. From tomorrow on, I care about food and vegetables. I have a house facing the sea, and give every river and mountain a warm name in spring. Stranger, I wish you a bright future. May you have a lover, a lover. May you be happy on earth. I just want to face the sea and spring blossoms.

Ten, the disillusionment of the American dream, I feel that history is always repeating itself, and lovers get married.

In the past, cars and horses were slow, letters were far away, and I could only love one person in my life. Now the lights are brightly lit, everyone can hear them, and how many people can read them in a hundred years. I hope that lovers will be well, and those who are well-off will be happy. Long love and white head

12. In fact, I don't accept a match without any emotional description. I really hope everything will be all right.

Thirteen, I wish all lovers in the world will be well, and there is always someone waiting to meet you at the street corner!

Fourteen, at first, try to spend more time with each other, say a few more words and you will feel full of happiness. If you don't agree with a word, tear it up. If you lose it, you regret it. Why bother? Let's bless all lovers in the world. ! ! Then I went alone.

15. May all lovers in the world be well, and I am fragrant in the wind, taking advantage of my years, brandishing my sword to cook wine, banishing loneliness, saving my strength and enjoying myself.

16. I downloaded a TV series and followed the plot sadly. I really envy the author for being merciful and letting lovers get married, but I expect the last few passes to be as I think.

17. I wish you all the best. May you be happy on earth. I just want to face the sea and spring blossoms.

Eighteen, having dinner with a friend, I saw him pass by her and chased her far away, and suddenly I was relieved. My friend asked me what was wrong, smiled and didn't answer anything. If you want to live a natural and unrestrained life, you have to be free and easy. I wish all lovers in the world well, and I wish you happiness.

19. I saw the news that China's wife, daughter and boyfriend were attacked by terrorists in Germany, but two men were seriously injured and the woman was slightly injured. I just wonder if those two men protected the woman when they were in danger, the husband protected his wife and the boyfriend protected his girlfriend. If this is the case, it will be touching. Although it has been a long time now, I hope they will recover soon and everything will be fine.

20. The word love has been a dilemma since ancient times. Life and death are the bitter hopes of yin and yang separated by deep feelings and shallow buddhas. Even if it takes thousands of years to look back, the overlord of the land of western Chu refused to cross Jiangdong, and concubine set herself on fire in Jiangdong, leaving an immortal white behind her. Flower, the demon god in this wild world, has been so heartless since ancient times. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but I don't know if it is possible to meet each other next year.

2 1. Silence is a farewell flute, and silence is Cambridge tonight. After watching the story several times, the TV series will still be very touching. You who are lively and cheerful, and you who are silent and unhappy, may all be very good.

Twenty-two, not just a long-distance relationship. Giving each other enough trust, security and peace of mind is the key to finally being together. May lovers be well. Lovers, lovers are also a part of life. It takes time and careful cultivation to thrive. Just like saplings need watering and careful pruning.

Twenty-three, Anonymous's favorite: favorite autumn, favorite sour plum soup, favorite Bali, favorite butterfly lovers, favorite black and white red color scheme, favorite flowers and orchids, favorite unforgivable mistakes and broken promises, favorite cheerful personality, favorite works, first violinist, favorite "All shall be well", favorite book "Les Miserables", favorite idol Tong Liya.

Twenty-four, after reading "Liu Yao knows Mary", I cried. Is it hard to say I love you? Is it hard to wait for me to love you? Unforgettable wedding, unforgettable ball game, and the most unforgettable crying from afar are really distressing. It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. The ending of the story will be a happy ending. Bless your lover, and everything will be fine.

Twenty-five, maybe I was old, and I cried several times when I watched others get married. May all lovers get married.

Twenty-six, the people who should meet, even if they go to the ends of the earth, will meet unexpectedly, and those who should be together will eventually be together. May all lovers in the world be good and meet happiness unexpectedly.

Twenty-seven, love will fade, it will expire, and time will always blow everything away. You don't know how long he can love you, and you don't know whether he will love another girl tomorrow. In this world, what remains unchanged is time, but what changes is emotion. May lovers be well, and do it and cherish it.

28. People who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle is, will still return to each other. As long as the ending is comedy, I will cry as much as the process makes me cry. Happiness can come slowly, as long as it is true. If we can finally be together, it really doesn't matter if we are late. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill.

Twenty-nine, sometimes there is no suitable reply after really paying, so leave as early as possible. There is no simple truth, everyone is a fool, and you don't have to say it all day. Knowing how to cherish you will protect you, love you and cherish you. Sometimes I think it's just a leopard cannot change his spots, but it's actually a moral defect. May you lovers get married.

Thirty, the person who likes you, you don't love. People who don't love you are partial. Geometry of life, it is not easy to meet a person you like! I hope all lovers are good.

3 1. With the development of society, people's concept of love is becoming more and more modern. For example, in the liberation era, pure love became less and less, and it was replaced by a tool of money trading. Many people forget that innocence is the beginning of happiness and the source of memories. They also don't understand that any purposeful love will eventually go wrong! Don't forget your initial thoughts to achieve your ultimate goal. May all your lovers be well.

Thirty-two, after my own feelings, I really don't want to see love become a victim of reality. I advised my friends to persuade them. Until now, I finally hope that lovers will get married.

Thirty-three, actually, if we don't meet. It's my great honor. Today, various fates have made it. What about luck and misfortune? . I hope the people who love me are healthy and safe, and I hope everything is fine. !

Thirty-four, how much love is destroyed in the household registration book. Don't use the household registration book when getting married, change the prenuptial property agreement. Getting married is easy, and the divorce rate naturally decreases. Divorce is easy, and the marriage rate naturally rises. Let the marriage have no property disputes and return to pure love. Finally, I only hope that every married man and woman will marry for love. It's true. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill. Instead of lovers becoming brothers and sisters.

35. I hope that lovers will be well, and I hope that I will live happily in the future, not working for money or being trapped by love.

36. I sincerely wish all lovers in the world are well! I wish all lovers in the world can be in pairs! Please remember: love must not involve interests! It is extremely important to find someone who really loves each other! I wish every family happiness and harmony!

Thirty-seven, I really envy someone who is destined. All shall be well, Jack shall have Jill. Who can? If you look charming in white, you will be really happy.

38. I always say it's great to be single, but you are an enviable couple. You are the best love I have ever seen when I was a student. Cheer up, Huang. Anyway, I still say everything will be fine.

39. The divorce between Wang and Ma Rong shocked the entertainment circle. The public says that the public is right, and the woman says that the woman is right. We don't know what the truth is, but it tells us a truth. Only when we find someone worthy of ourselves and ourselves can we be happy! Cherish the people in front of you, and may all lovers get married!

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1. Valentine's Day is coming. Are you considering being a dog or being my boyfriend?

It's Valentine's Day soon. The whole world smells of love, and only I smell of single dog.

I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

4. Valentine's Day suggests not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe with the same model, maybe with explosions.

If you are embarrassed to express your feelings on Valentine's Day, you can send me a red envelope.

6. Don't tell me Happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.

7. Just now, a girl said she liked me, so I deleted her. Nima tried to cheat me on my Valentine's Day gift!

8. Last Valentine's Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave them next year. As a result, I did it, and now I am only a bachelor.

9. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.

10. In a group of student parties, there is always a god-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

1 1. Dogs have long been gone since they lived to your age. You should be a single turtle.

12. As single dog, only static electricity crackles with me in winter.

13. Like a cat in an old alley, I am free, but I have no home. It's the first time I've heard that being single is so fresh and refined.

14. Don't let single dog go out in winter. If you fall down, it will become a thriving ice!

15. It's not that easy to show love, and single dog also has Ta's temper.

16. In retrospect, time has changed many things, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

17. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

18. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

19. I finally know the reason why I am single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.

20. Part I: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal criticism: I am single.

2 1. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

22. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.

23. You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

24. In such a cold day, single dog may be covered in ice and ice.

25. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for a year replied: the dog ignores it.

26. If you don't want to make a single dog to show your love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi.

27. Teach you the most effective way to leave single dog and be my wife.

28. Being a younger brother in single dog is not easy. When necessary, he is also a brother and guest boyfriend. Of course, he is a grandson at most.

29. There is a kind of boyfriend calling someone else's boyfriend, and there is a kind of Valentine's Day calling someone else's Valentine's Day.

30. Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

3 1. If you are still single on Valentine's Day, don't worry. God looks at you and says, I want to leave a special person for this girl.

32. Do you know why you are still single? Because your vision is in place, your strength has not kept up.