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1. I want to buy a car recently. My father took me to all the luxury car 4S stores in the city. I am very touched. Well, it is better to be a family. After leaving the store, my dad turned to me and said, "Look, these cars are not allowed to hit in the future!" "

Don't frown, you're not the only boy who can't get me.

3. Two henpecked husbands are chatting. A said: I heard that 100 yuan is popular now. You are talking nonsense. Who is it? My wife said that the biggest RMB in China now is the purple of 5 yuan.

4. Women may cheat you, brothers may betray you, but math won't. Math can't!

5. What kind of man do you like? I like men who are radiant when they smile. -You mean Tathagata?

Please remember one sentence: you must eat breakfast! Of course, it is not because you are unhealthy, but because it is the cheapest meal of your day!

7. A school scum fell in love early and was called to the office by the class teacher to talk. After several hours of gradual enlightenment and persuasion, the class teacher finally understood the reason why he had been unable to find a girlfriend in his thirties.

8. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

9. With your IQ, how many episodes can you live in the palace? The great god replied: with your figure and face value, you can't enter the palace at all!

10. A Lamborghini man passed by me and saw me covered in water. I was very angry, so I secretly vowed that I would be fine if I didn't get angry in the future.

1 1. Many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain" after becoming mothers! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

12. As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you get through the beginning, you will find it difficult in the middle and even more difficult in the end.

13. I smoke in the street. A beggar came to me to borrow cigarettes. I gave him one. He looked at the sign and gave it back to me.

14. Q: How to judge that a person's soul has been sublimated, his personality has been improved, and he has begun to mature in dealing with people? A: When this man thinks washing dishes is a pleasure.

15. In the past, to make a person disappear, you had to kill and hide the body. Now let a person disappear, just ask him when he will pay back the money.

16. When you are alive, you will be laughed at at first, then you will laugh at others, and finally you will die laughing.

17. It's winter. I should go shopping when I open my closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.

18. An ant got lost. He met another ant, so he ran up and asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" The ant was shocked: "Smile or silence?" .

19. Orange juice is called orange juice when it contains 3%. Why can't I be myself with 3% in the photo?

20. Many people say that if they can't tell fortune, they will get thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. The fortune teller used to say that I was 27 years old and wore a yellow robe. Every day, there is food and transportation. It's so accurate to deliver takeout in the US Mission now.

2 1. I heard that eating too much seafood can lead to gout. Later, when I think about it carefully, it is impossible for me to eat gout with my financial strength!

22. Before the game, the reporter interviewed the German team: "Why do you only practice at half-time?" "Practice half is enough. Anyway, how to kick is in the other half! " The reporter also interviewed a national team: "Why do you only practice at halftime?" "Practice half is enough. Anyway, we play our half! "

23. Fight me, and I will kneel on the ground in less than five seconds, and the person who pinched me begged me not to die.

24. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.