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Anti-Japanese and anti-Qing drama Patriot

Scene 1: Pray for God

Screenwriter: Du Guyan

character introduction

Yang Laosan: Teahouse Diners

Niuer: The shopkeeper.

Ma Xiucai: Scholar

Mr. Zhu: former yamen master book

Narrator: A string of characters

Huang: Fortune teller.

Boss Hua: Teahouse owner.

Golden Crab: Bully Leader

Number two: a follower of a bully

Eight lords: a declining aristocrat

Qiu Yan: A prostitute, and then a powerful juren's wife.

Strong recommendation: the recommender was deprived of his fame because of bullying the monarch.

Big broom: a coolie selling brooms

Hercules pill: a Jianghu person who sells arts

Tan Qisheng: Governor of Shandong Province

Dog Raising: Japan's Special Envoy to China

Kang Xietong: Jinan Fuxietong, corrupt official, brother-in-law of Golden Crab.

Li Gonggong: General Manager of Oi.

Mrs. Kang: Kang Xietong's wife

Xiao Yun: The servant girl of Kang Xie's family.

Mr. Luo: Assistant to Dr. Sun Yat-sen, overseas revolutionary leader and nephew of Governor Tan.

Qiu Jin: Revolutionary Leader of Mainland China

Qi Sao: widow

Mass soldiers have many functions.

Act I: Pray to God

When the curtain rises, Jinan Prefecture sits on the second floor of a teahouse in the late Qing Dynasty. It was after noon one day, and several tea drinkers chatted bored, as if life was such a meaning.

Yang Laosan: (to Niu Er) Second brother, do you think that old tree in Shunzhi, which is 20 miles long, turned white in the middle of the night because of centipede essence? That white light is auspicious!

Niu Er: (Seriously) Auspicious? My old brother! You think white light is auspicious! Hey! (Greeting the shopkeeper in China) Another plate of peanuts! I tell you, when Dabai, an old orphan in Dongzhuang, gave birth to a hag, the room was also green!

Ma Xiucai: (to Teacher Zhu) It's really strange! Teacher Zhu, what do you think of your previous experience as general manager and westernization?

Mr. Zhu drinks tea without saying a word.

Ma Xiucai: (looking at him, then clapping his hands and laughing) Zizi is silent.

(Yu Xiucai and the commentator walk from the left stage to the dining table) Yu Xiucai: The world is full of wonders!

Narrator: Each has his own opinion (reaching for Doby birdcage).

Ma Xiucai: (to the narrator) This guy looks like a bird, too. Why do you dare to ask?

Narrator: Birds in the world are like stones in the world. what do you think?

Ma Xiucai: Hmm. ...

Mr. Zhu: There are four famous stones in the world: Shoushan in Fujian, Bahrain in Guangxi, Qingtianyu in northern Xinjiang, bloodstone in Shangrao, Jiangxi, and people who love stones. No matter who gets one of them, his life will not be wasted.

Narrator: Mr. Wang is good at learning.

Ma Xiucai: So this bird?

Narrator: I'm ashamed to say that it's just a field of yellow (after that, I reached out and lifted a corner for everyone to see)

Ma Xiucai: White?

Narrator: An old woman! It is also a bit rare. What could be more precious than this gentleman's hand, this jade and the gift of the Eight Immortals to Empress Taoxi?

Niuer: Sir, I'm flattered! Come on, come on. (Hello) Lao Hua. Make another good cup of Longjing! Two plates of fried dumplings with shrimps. A plate of salted walnuts.

Boss Hua and Huang went out from the right side of the stage.

Huang: That's right! This prescription will definitely work! Catch it and eat it. That's not funny! Lao Hua, we are so familiar, can I still lie to you? The steamed bread mixed with human blood can be eaten in three minutes at the sight of fire, and everything is wrapped up!

Boss Hua: this ... this I believe naturally! But human blood ... where to find it!

Huang: Caishikou!

Boss Hua: You mean? ...

Huang: (Click the gesture) Got it!

Boss Hua: Yeah. ...

Huang: What are you afraid of? Is it important to be afraid of children?

Boss Hua: Our child has been ill for a day or two! What a coincidence!

Niu Er: Lao Hua? What's the hurry? There must be these two days!

Boss Hua: Huh?

Yang Laosan: Didn't the Japanese shave several times here the other day?

Boss Hua: Do you want to use Japanese blood?

Niuer: Japanese devils! That blood stinks. Does it work? That's to catch criminals! If you kill people, you must cut them! You didn't? Come on, Hua! I will help you find the answer. I have something to ask you. Please make us another pot of Longjing and two plates of snacks.

Yang Laosan: Second brother! This Japanese? Japanese? What kind of Japanese law?

Niuer: Blood stinks! And ... this ... Mr. Yu?

Zhu Xiucai: Japanese devils! (To Ma Xiucai) There are two kneecaps, one less than those in China. Do not bend or stretch. When Li Hongzhang and nave went to Japan, they saw that the Japanese messengers were stuck in the sky, big or puzzled, and then sent people to observe them in many ways before they knew the secret!

Ma Xiucai: What's your name?

Zhu Xiucai smiled without a word.

Niu Er: Why?

Yu Xiucai motioned to the narrator.

Narrator: (laughing, standing hand in hand) The students are also puzzled. Ask Yu Xiansheng for advice.

Scholar: (putting down the teacup) That's just because the Japanese are different from me in China. First, everyone looks the same, unlike me from China. Then there are two big tendons at the back of the neck, which are connected with the skull. What about the enemy? There are as many as three! So, don't bend and stretch at will.

Ma Xiucai: So, it's still the week I lived in China, not like those who were devious.

Yu Xiucai: Good idea! High praise!

Yang Laosan: So, the Japanese really have more tendons at the back of their necks than we do! So the Jiang Yang thieves who killed them the other day were not ordinary people?

Niuer: I heard that the bodies of Japanese devils were all divorced! I know this! The killers were all killed by two machetes!

Yu Xiucai: I want to know more about it!

Niuer: (swallowing tea and chewing peanuts) Chop it! Cut it twice and the blade will roll. Three tendons!

Mr. Zhu: There are advantages and disadvantages to using a saber. China beheading action, the knife straight up and down, can kill the enemy, but not! Straight up and down! Because there are three big ribs, the knife keeps cutting, so you must bend the knife sideways! Promise (gesture)

Narrator sneers at one side.

Ma Xiucai: Ah! Didn't you ask this gentleman's name?

Narrator: next to the surname, there is not only a white single name! Narrator

Everyone: I've heard a lot about you!

Narrator: (Go forward) China, Britain and France were founded at the end of the Sino-Japanese War in the late Qing Dynasty. You asked him to listen to me laugh, but I still don't quite understand what era this is (a little beggar next to me was driven away by everyone). Do you think it's funny, or should you reach out and push him away (push the little beggar away)? This world is not ours. Who cares about the rise and fall of this man? And galeries lafayette, the emperor, Yuan Dashuai! Whether it's windy or sunny outside, just keep our bunk. (All roles cooperate)

Ma Xiucai: Pang Ge's remarks are different! My generation eats palace food and wears palace clothes. ...

Narrator: Keep your voice down! Don't talk about national affairs!

Ma Xiucai: This ... (forbidden)

Mr. Zhu: I didn't expect my brother to be a talent. I admire you! At this point in the game, it's your turn to show your cards. What did the director ask you to say?

Narrator: Son, you are really useless. Do you know that this director is a director and I am a poor scholar or just a scholar? He is outside the bureau, and the narrator in this bureau is also a poor scholar. Just now I gave the little beggar a push. This era is this era, and no one can jump out.

Mr. Zhu: OK! Frank. In a play, you have to ponder a play! (of the audience) where there is a play! Just on and off the stage, one small and one big. Taiwan Province has its own rules, and so does the play. If anyone dares to break the rules of their ancestors, do you know what happened to Tan Sitong? Open the knife!

Narrator: Mr. Wang has done westernization and seen a lot.

Mr. Zhu: I have done westernization! Only then do we know that westernization can be done and the law can never be changed. I'm flattered. I'm flattered

Open the broom under the stage (under the stage: not here, not here)

Zhang Da broom: Do you want a straw sandals broom?

Narrator: (at a loss) What's going on?

Niu Er: Isn't this a big broom? What are you doing here?

Big broom: Boss Niu, buy a broom!

Yang Laosan: What's wrong with being full? What is this place?

Broom: Teahouse!

Niuer: Then you won't be confused! What's in the teahouse? Sweep it! (Laughter).

Ma Xiucai: Ignorance! Ignorance!

Zhang Da's broom: My father is seriously ill, and I ...

Outside the painting: Chaos: Terrible, two porters are fighting.

Everyone left, Niu Er, Yu Xiucai and Yang Laosan all went to see it)

Yang Laosan: (impatiently) Get down! There is a big bowl of tea below. Go find them, porters and helpers! We are drinking a bowl of tea! Still wearing sandals? Make a broom?

Niuer: Wait. Open the broom and see the man in the silk robe by the window?

Broom: Yes.

Niuer: You! Go find him! He bought it.

Broom: Really?

Niu Er: Am I cheating you? (slapping the broom) Go there!

(everyone laughs. Under the broom)

In the laughter, a young man in a suit, Lao Luo, was sitting at the table.

Ma Xiucai: Old Hua, another dish of osmanthus.

Mr. Zhu: Reform, changing to the Boxer Rebellion in the year of Boxer Rebellion. Look at the situation downstairs. Really unpopular!

Ma Xiucai: I heard that the court has been loosened now. Otherwise, how could the newly appointed governor of Shandong say that he was implementing the New Deal and sold the iron works to foreigners after changing hands?

Mr. Zhu: There are people in the imperial court! The governor has a wide network of contacts and is not easy to mess with. I heard that he was famous in Dalian during the Sino-Japanese War of 1895. Tan Heizi fought bloody battles with the Japanese for three days and nights. Killed countless enemies. Boxers are also ruthless. He is a heartless hand and hates scholars. Talk less about state affairs and less about state affairs.

Ma Xiucai: (wiping sweat) What Mr. Wang taught is what he taught. What do you think of the new and old reed flutes in Grand View Garden?

Mr. Zhu: It's ok to sing "Shiro Visiting Mother", but it's almost gone. If John Peng Yun were still alive, some people would do eighteen somersaults in the sky when they heard the news. unfortunately ...

Ma Xiucai: If his son Peng Yun Jr. behaved well, it wouldn't be like this. ...

Teacher Zhu: A composition is a composition. Businessmen and actresses are not allowed to become famous for three generations. This boy is very strange and has to take an exam! Oh, dear! If you don't arrest him, who will you arrest

Teacher Luo was listening at first, but then she got bored. He got up and paced. The handsome guy on the left is actually played by Qiu Jin. Their eyes met and they were confused. )

Ma Xiucai: A few days ago, I heard from southern merchants that there was a persimmon oil party there. Do you know that?/You know what?

Mr Zhu: "persimmon oil party"? The party of the hawker group who fried oil in persimmons?

Ma Xiucai: I heard that it is very powerful.

Mr. Zhu: What are the abilities of several persimmon sellers?

Lao Luo: (Be careful) This brother? (shaking his head) It seems that I have the wrong person (going downstairs).

Qiu Jin: (looking at him with interest) Nothing. Even if everyone knows, it's time to retire.

& gt Ma Xiucai: "Persimmon Oil Party"?

Qiu Jin: It's the Liberal Party! (below)

Ma Xiucai: This gentleman ... (exchanged glances with Mr. Zhu and followed him)

(Niu Er, Yang Laosan, commentator, Yu Xiucai)

Niuer: It is said that people in the countryside are very aggressive. After standing for a long time, they knew they would open their mouths and scold each other, so they dared not reach out and hit! Hold your breath! Hold your breath!

Narrator: If you have courage and knowledge, this is not enter the dragon.

Yu Xiucai: Harmony is precious!

(Zhang Da's broom is caught up with a Japanese translator in a silk robe, with a cane in his hand, playing mindlessly. )

Niu Er: Zhang Da broom, why haven't you left yet? Stop selling sandals?

I told you to bother me, and I told you to bother me. Pestering me to buy sandals, chilling me Do you know who I am?

Outside the painting, he shouted: Shit! Lao tze tube who he is!

(The golden crab comes out of the stairs and stands on the top of the stairs, reaching for the crutch to fly away): Damn bad luck!

Second son followed closely: the younger one must find her.

Golden Crab: Can the girl I like still run? True his uncle (laughs) Qiu Yan, Sir Zhong is good to you.

At this time, the broom got up to go, but it hit the golden crab.

Number two: (kicking broom) You want to die!

I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

Golden crab: (grasping the crutch) I don't see this skill. Which plate is it in?

Translation: (proudly) I offer ...

Golden Crab: For your mother's head (knocking down the translator with a crutch), I just want to say the word "kill" on the property in Jinan. You’d better wise up.

Niu Er: (to the narrator) Aren't you the narrator?

Narrator: In the play, I am just a scholar, a little scholar who has been tested by fame for decades. Let's watch!

Golden Crab: Send more people to find Qiu Yan for me. I'll wait here, Jin Shifu. Why is it so noisy?

The second son chased everyone: get out! Go away!

Everyone is a little scattered.

Eight lords: (sitting by for a long time) Old Hua, give me another plate of sweet-scented osmanthus seeds. I'll knock, and then change a cup of tea, Huangshan Maojian tea, and tea before rain. Remember!

No.2: You are finding fault! I told you to leave here!

Golden Crab: (Stop) Hey! What's your name? (Without waiting for Eighth Master's answer) My younger brother, Golden Crab, is making a living in Jinan Mansion, holding a grass flag in front of Kang Xietong of Beiyang Army (breaking his crutches in half) Hey! Be careful! It doesn't matter.

Eight lords: (Proud) The fourth grandson of Huang Zheng Banner's sacred ancestor, and the nephew of the current emperor.

No.2: Blow! The old one is broken!

Golden Crab: Dare to be a strong dragon!

Eight lords: You are not the only one who can say such a dead word on the ground of Jinan mansion! Will we meet local strongmen? (The teacup in my hand is broken)

Golden crab: (pulls out a knife and throws it on the table) I have learned several sets of knife skills.

Eight lords: Knife and gun? The flag bearer's old job! (throwing bricks) Let's draw it twice.

Golden crab: (quick laugh) OK, simple!

No.2: Big Brother! Now you are practicing Jingang Iron Head Skill in Shaolin Temple.

Eight lords: (sneers) This is a lesson.

Golden Crab: (laughs) Such a trick ... two tough guys!

Number two: (no response) What? Big brother?

Golden Crab: (Throwing bricks at Erhaozi) Now! And make people look down on our brothers?

No.2: You called me? Brother, this ...

Golden Crab: (harsh voice) Now, now our brother's skill!

Two malicious children looked at the brick, but they dared not do it.

Number two: old man Hua, bring the wine!

Boss Hua took a hip flask, took a long gulp after the gunshot, shouted at the golden crab and shouted "old bastard" at the eighth master. Pat the brick on the head, the brick is broken, and two malicious children stand still, their faces covered with blood, facing the golden crab: big brother! This wine is really strong!

Golden Crab: (to Grandpa Eight) How about it?

Eight lords: Ha ha ha! Children are so naive! (Turn on the fan)

Golden Crab: (Accidentally) Hey! You, you, boy?

Eight lords: it's just for fun. Why take it seriously? Ha ha laugh

Golden crab: (looking for someone to chase) You, you, go!

(No.2 stood up and shouted, "Don't go, boy, and watch grandpa clean you up." Down in the opposite direction)

Golden Crab: (angry) You wait, old bastard. (below)

(For a long time) Niu Er: What! Catch up with me. I am in a good mood today.

Yang Laosan: Let's not talk about his villain's fault. In normal times, ...

Yu Xiucai: Right, right.

(At this time, there were several rumblings outside, which puzzled everyone. )

Narrator: What's that noise?

Niuer: Did it thunder?

Yu Xiucai: It's noon.

Yang Laosan: Don't be Japanese.

Niuer: This is Jin 'an Building, which is far from the sea! Can Japanese guns come over?

Yu Xiucai: Still ironmaking in an iron works?

Yang Laosan: What a big noise? It's not a demon evocation!

Huang came out, holding a lot of things and burping.

Boss Hua: You go, you go, about that man's blood steamed bread. ...

Huang: Take care of me! Hey! What blood steamed bread?

Niuer: This is unlucky! (Thunder rumbles)

& gt freeze, curtain falls.

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