What interesting experiences have you had in obstetrics and gynecology?

It seems that it is not good to watch the heartbeat of the baby's fetal heart during labor pains. I use my mobile phone to check how normal the fetal heart is. The nurse next to me pointed out that it wouldn't hurt and I could play with my mobile phone. I want to say that I really hurt, and then I want to grab the bed when it hurts, so I can pull hard. I'll go to the plastic sheet and pull it down. Don't break it and lose money. I will open my hand silently. Then I peed on the doctor. The doctor asked me to go to the bathroom. I can't pee at all. Then I peed on the doctor's hand. . . I didn't hear crying after giving birth. I got up at once. The doctor told me that you should lie down and give birth without saying anything. The woman in the bed next to me screamed. My family thought it was me at the door. Husband cried. My mother cried. My husband's sister cried. My old man also cried. The old lady cried with me in the delivery room. I was relieved to know that it wasn't. Then I became famous in the hospital. Husband took the baby to take a bath. My doctor said, I know who gave birth to the baby. Those who didn't call or the children just came out. My husband takes the baby to have a blood test or something. As soon as the child was taken out, the husband said that he would deny anything. My child also asked the prospective father who was waiting for the baby. This is not your child. Dad-to-be is also right. Thanks to my husband's sister, I'm going to hold it wrong. . .