Interesting swear words in Qixian dialect

1. The most classic Qixian dialect, who will say hehe?

See if it's what you want! ! 1 instant home defeat! Many times I want to say these words, because there is no translation in Mandarin. Quite classic spoken English! ) Three pigeons are two people! what do you think? ) 4 See you in Russia! (You can say it when you confess) 5 One bad moment and seven collapses! (Everyone tries to describe your girlfriend like this) 6 Lean! Can describe people and things, this is called multi-purpose! ) 7 falls apart! 8 is not soup tea! 9 check the lake and block it! I said that there are many girls in the university who are still thriving! ) 10! (In fact, this is not the patent of Qixian people, and many places in Shanxi say so! ) 1 1 yellow group! Yellow 7 regiment! 12 duck rhyme! Sometimes they say: the duck is dead! 13 Zou qiguo! (familiar with it! I always say! )PS。 My mother told me just now: forget it! Turn around, Ann! Can translate the following words, and send you a certificate of six levels of Qixian dialect! 1. Hold pia's wet feet and take notes. 2. A crazy aunt Bo who came back to Barr covered in blood screamed: "Fold the color and pinch Niya"! 3. A big Nia who eats poultry and an evil three shriveled two weak Nia.

4. Four children of nǒu can step on it seven times, and they can eat croak in the dark of people who can drink. In Russia, there were two bad melons, melon seeds and old leaves, which fell from the leaves.

6. The death of a guest is worse than the death of a guest. From seeing eating, Dou Wei also ate in the same class.

2.MMD, a classic joke that can curse people, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,

Descendants of Africans who fuck black pigs, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,

Hippopotamus was crushed to death by Noah's ark, and a new volcano erupted.

Large shameless loudspeaker, Eskimo shame,

Superorganisms living with cockroaches, semi-plants with decaying vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

The lowest goal of college students: peasant women, mountain springs, and a little field.

The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

A toad that doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad!

Men can rely on it, and sows can climb trees!

What's more troublesome than meeting a bitch? Meet two bitches at the same time.

It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your fault that you are scary!

You are a kindergarten-level high school student, born with Mongolian frog head;

You are the abandoned baby of Everest snowman and the murderer of septic tank blockage;

You, an African, have sex with a descendant of a black pig, a chimpanzee with yin-yang imbalance;

Your hippo crushed by Noah's ark, a new volcano erupts;

You shameless megaphone are a disgrace to Eskimos;

You are a super individual, living with a rotten semi-plant like a cockroach;

You smelly garbage man, the source of the term "spit on";

You dinosaur who degenerated three times a day, the strongest loser in human history;

You old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, mindless creature;

You, the son of your ancestors, ruined the reputation of your Asian compatriots;

You are a primitive species that has been deposited for thousands of years and scientists dare not study it;

You are an indispensable raw material to destroy the universe, an orc that even the orcs despise;

You are a disfigured McDonald's uncle, a sedimentary raw material with oil concentration 10 times;

A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series;

You can't compare with chewing gum peed by dogs on the roadside;

Even as beautiful as a flower, you are more than 10 times;

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth;

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment;

Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched;

The saliva you spit is more deadly than SARS;

Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion;

If you play cool and handsome, human beings will reproduce asexually;

Idiot can be your teacher, mentally retarded can teach you to speak human words;

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break;

Immigrating to Mars means leaving you;

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down;

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you, and even grenades will explode when they see you;

If someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you will have the same power as long as you skydive;

All the places of interest you have visited become monuments, and all the monuments you have visited will become history;

18 Only if you have never done anything good in your life will you know you, and even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough!

Swearing without dirty words is a classic swearing sentence.

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you.

In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

Fenqing is only one step away from patriotism, and not one step away from SB.

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

Handsome, human beings will use asexual reproduction.

Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? . Oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

3. I will curse you to death, covered in pieces, bruised all over, bleeding from seven holes, and I will continue to greet you, eight generations of ancestors and nine generations of descendants.

I curse you for raising dead chickens, ducks, pigs, cattle, sheep, cats and dogs, and raising a wife to go with others. I curse you for giving birth to a son, a man, murder and arson, rape and plunder, and a woman, easy virtue.

I am cursing you. You are as happy as the East China Sea, and you will live longer than Nanshan. You will live to be 93 years old, and every day is like a year. Lacrimosa, with a long face and a lot of diseases, will die until the year you die, the day you die. After you die, there is no grave, no coffin. I will curse you, eat bloated, eat noodles to death, drink porridge to death, drink water to death, bathe and drown, walk and fall to death, run to death, die of cold in summer, die of heat in winter, and the bridal chamber is exhausted.

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Original publisher: Domi Library

The sentence that praises others and harms others is very humorous. The first part: humorous and sarcastic sentences 1. Uncle, you look great, like a stick. 2. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive! Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare. 2, sarcasm 1, no matter how good it is, it is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig! Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 3, it's really nothing, but every morning I hide from the wolf, and they meet for breakfast and go to the place where they struggle together; 3, irony 1, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future! Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students. Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult! You have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-like sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac! 4, satirizing the man's sentence 1, it's useless to be handsome, and you can use that face to swipe your card after spending. 2. I really want to send you into a cage to swim the streets and taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs. 3, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half point on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one! 5. If you hurt someone, you deserve 1, and a slap can't even buckle you on the wall. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't tell you what you like to hear. 3. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin but a bone, and people know its face but not its heart. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified? 6, sarcastic man's sentence 1, you chased me naked for two kilometers, I turned my head once, count me a rogue! 2. You are the Monkey King's younger brother, Sha Wujing.