Are there any sentences that are funny at first and sad when read carefully?

I couldn't sleep at two o'clock at night, searched QQ WeChat, and no one chatted, so I brushed Baidu here.

-The following is a supplement-

Somehow I feel pricked.

There is no fish in the shredded pork with fish flavor, and there is no truth in the mouth of shredded pork with fish flavor.

-Food language

Tell a joke,

Zilang loves you.

-"Nightmare Age"? 》

God loves the world, and God loves Jiang Ci more? .

-"Beauty is skin and bones? 》

Zhong Ling, a whirlwind school, is beautiful, and every generation produces evil spirits.

-the priest "six hexagrams"

There is a story.

Jia Jia Rabbit (sorry, I forgot his name) was playing in the forest, and someone covered his eyes from behind.

"Guess who I am." Bunny pretends to be old, thinks for a moment and says, "You are grandpa goat from Forest College."

"Hee hee, you guessed wrong." Rabbit b said with a smile.

Jia felt frustrated. "Guess wrong again."

B B said, "Why can't you guess every time?"

A said nothing.

B B said to himself, "I must have put on too much."

Jia smiled.

They spent a pleasant afternoon together.

"Guess who I am." Very lively tone, it should be sister oriole from the grocery store.

"Is it Sister Huang Li?"

"Guess wrong again, how can you always guess wrong?" Although the tone is complaining, it is smug.

Jia smiled. "You look so alike, of course, you can't tell the difference."

The whole forest knows that Bunny B likes to hide behind others and suddenly reaches out to scare others. But only Rabbit A would cooperate, and everyone else just smiled and said, "Stop it, I know you are B."

So B B likes being with A A very much.

"Guess who I am."

The tone is lively, too, but I can't remember the thin animals. Who is B B playing this time?

A thought for a long time, but still didn't come up with it, saying, "I don't know."

But no one smiled and said, "I hit xxx."

A turned his head and saw B with red eyes and said, "You can't even tell me apart!" " "

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A cat has 9 lives.

There is a very timid cat. Although she knows that she can live without a life, she is still timid.

It has a favorite cat, brave and lovely, and has its own good friends.

A timid cat is very timid. It plucked up courage and finally confessed to the lovely cat.

The lovely cat looks down on such a timid cat, and all his friends are booing. The lovely cat said: As long as you dare to jump down from the tallest building, I can be with you.

The tallest building has 99 floors, and the timid cat stands on it and looks down, hardly seeing anything. It made enough psychological preparation and jumped down.

In fact, cats have nine lives. Even if the timid cat really lost one life, there are still eight lives to live on.

But the timid cat died as soon as it touched the ground.

According to the height of 99 stories, one life can be killed, but the timid cat has lost nine lives.

Because ninety-nine stories are really high, enough to scare the timid cat to death eight times.

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(The story of A, B, B and the timid kitten comes from Rabbit Know Everything, and eating language is a game. Nightmare Times and Beauty's Skin and Bone were published soon. Nightmare Times and Beauty's Skin and Bone are capitalized, and there are many articles about Cao Wu and Gedi that are particularly good-looking. I especially like Cao Wu's She Won't Die. "Six hexagrams" is a P-sized novel with the label "Dragon Beauty". Don't read it if you don't like it. )