Wedding talk show! I want to prepare a Gao Xiao talk show for my future marriage. It doesn't matter if I laugh at myself. I hope my friends who are engaged in wedding work can help me!

My friend S is a careless idiot and a very interesting person. The 25th is his wedding day. Early in the morning, his mother repeatedly told him, "Speak well today and don't talk nonsense."

"Mom, if I talk nonsense, my mouth will rot." History patted his mouth and said. "Look at you, again. You have been outspoken since you were a child, and your mother is not at ease. "

S smiled and said, "Well, I won't talk and play dumb." His mother shook her head and wanted to say a few words. The host came over to tell S some things that should be paid attention to in the wedding and asked S if he remembered. S kept his mouth shut, didn't answer or ask questions. The host asked S's mother, "What happened to him? He is so busy that he has lost his voice these days? " The mother gave her son a push and said, "I told you to be careful, not to be quiet!" " "S just said," I see. "

After a while, firecrackers, gongs and drums sounded, and the wedding motorcade was about to leave. Partner seven opened the car door and let us get on. Just as the car was about to start, my mother ran over and said to the driver, "drive carefully." The road in the bride's community is being expanded and repaired, and it is not easy to go. " Before the driver could speak, S sitting in the back said, "Mom, you can rest assured for a hundred times. The fortune teller said that my life is good and I can't die. " Mother sighed: "You child, today is your wedding day, how can you talk nonsense again?"

S spat out his tongue and said, "Hey! Look at my memory. I forgot again. Well, I must pay attention to the next marriage ... "