Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - In a movie with Yangzhou snacks, an old man said, "It's too small to go to Guazhou and too small to go to Yangzhou …" What's the name of this movie?
In a movie with Yangzhou snacks, an old man said, "It's too small to go to Guazhou and too small to go to Yangzhou …" What's the name of this movie?
Actor: Liu Yong-Gan Long/Gao Tianci
Wang Sha. -Dude.
Gao Tianci, who claimed to be Shun Tianfu, came to Yangzhou incognito inquire about the teahouse.
Passerby: Do you drink vegetarian tea or meat tea?
Gan Long: Does this tea also have vegetarian dishes and meat dishes? Drink meat tea
Passerby: I drank meat tea and went to a paradise ahead.
Gan Long went upstairs into a happy teahouse, found a place to sit down and told the dialect speaker to ignore him.
A guest next to him knew that it was a foreigner who came to explain.
Customer: Is that old man from the north? You should bring tea here, but you don't sell tea when you sell water.
Gan Long: If you don't sell tea, what is a teahouse? Call it the water pavilion.
Customer ︰ Before you come back, go outside and buy a bag of tea.
Gan Long went to the other party to buy a bag of Longjing and brought it back. The man gave it a rush. Shangrou
Gan Long: Tea and meat don't cause diarrhea?
Dude, haven't you eaten yet?
Gan Long: Old man! Old man! Am I that old?
Dude: My old man is old in Yangzhou and young in Guazhou.
I told you to respect forever, even if you are only thirty or forty years old.
Going further south to Guangzhou will make you even older! Everyone they meet is called "Guy".
Tall people are called tall guys, fat people are called fat people, and bald people without hair are called beards.
A madman is called an asshole, and a fool is called a fool. Overworked and injured people are called losers, and superhuman powers are called big guys.
An alcoholic is called an alcoholic, a goat is called a salty wet guy, a thief is called a thief, and a policeman is called a poor boy.
My brother is called big boss, my brother is called skinny, and a shady guy like you is called an idiot.
A talkative person is called a bad tooth, a man without a wife is called a widower, and a man with a wife is called a loser.
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