Ji Xiaolan once said a classic quotation.

Many people in Ji Xiaolan have read it, and many classic quotations of Master Ji are refreshing. Some excerpts are as follows:

1, if a gentleman doesn't belong to the party, someone will help him if he is killed.

2. I never do it and I never accept it; When it comes to norms, I will do my part; The so-called prohibition is very important.

3. Who planted hundreds of poles,

The accompanying song is called idle official;

Don't compete with enchanting for spring scenery,

Stay alone and be cold alone.

4, recalling the first encounter between flowers, the tea is half-covered, and the pomegranate is crony, so the slender jade fingers are stolen and twisted, and the phoenix gold thread is double;

Platanus acerifolia, deep in the courtyard, who knows when to teach two feelings;

5. Pillow

Go home three miles at midnight.

A bag of four screens of autumn fragrance;

I haven't felt all the gold before I go to bed.

It is difficult to teach white hair to grow in front of the mirror.

6. The guests are from Jiangnan.

When the moon comes, it winds up;

During the long journey,

Third, see the light and clear the circle;

Dawn comes after the waning moon,

Dusk and new moon;

Who says the moon is heartless,

Thousands of miles away.

first part

1. Uplifted Shanglianyansuo Liushutang

Women are right. Zhenhai Tower, the next gun stack.

Ji Xiaolan's bottom line is the firecracker tower.

When Gan Long visited two ministers in prison, he met his old friend after a long drought in another country. Don't say anything about Little Shenyang.

After a long drought, Ji Yun met an old friend, the creditor, in a foreign country.

During the exam, a student shouted, "I won the first prize!" " Ji Yun said, "Crazy, Fan Jin won the first prize.

That's good. If I don't pass the exam, I'll be crazy. "In fact, this student is the later Liu Quan.

It was the golden day for Ji Yun to be proclaimed emperor! Xiao Shenyang said it was tomorrow.

5. Three dish names-understand when eating, understand when confused, and understand when confused.

6. Qianlong said angrily! It turns out that the true color of a scholar is color!

1. is not only the second part.

1. Life is just a tile steamed bread, and adults are steamed bread stuffing.

2. Square platform, square platform, square emperor

Long live grandpa, long live grandpa, long live grandpa, long live little Shenyang.

Asshole and (he) and (he) asshole asshole auspicious cloud.

3. Is the Qinghe River deep or the Shahe River deep?

Kill Xiao Shenyang.

Do you know that I have two unique skills?

There are two others who know that they have no children or grandchildren.

5. Blackie: Which school?

Abortion: I didn't send it.

Black boy: Emei school? Which door?

Abortion: Xuanwumen

Heizi: Which hall?

Abortion: Reading Micro Cottage!

6. I'm the yellow flower girl who has been with you for so many years.

Ouch. . . So whether to marry or not, the Lord is not the Lord, and the servant is not the servant.

So the dog shit eight times.

You'd better marry me.

Afraid of others gossiping? Old cows eat young grass. It is inappropriate to marry a little girl at that age.

He is reluctant to marry.

Ouch. . . So don't marry, don't marry, don't master, don't servant.

Ouch. . . What is this waste?

7. When Ji Yun was secretly smoking, the emperor came to write a letter. If you want to win the trust of others, you need to keep your word.

Jiyun is very hot. Yes, smoking is fire. Because ordinary smoking often catches fire, you need to borrow cigarettes because of fire.

8. Remember Ma Yili and Ji Yun's order 17?

Incense makes people quiet, wine makes people far away,

The stone is impressive, the piano is silent,

Tea is refreshing, bamboo is cold,

The moon is lonely and idle,

The staff is light and the water is empty.

The snow is boundless, the sword is sad,

The futon is withered, and the beauty is pitiful.

Monks make people pale, flowers rhyme,

Gold is ancient.

9. The Eight Heavenly Kings of Qin, Qin and Pipa are generally prominent.

Four little devils with all kinds of hearts.

10. Zuo Qiuming is as blind as a bat, and Zhao Zilong is bold!

1 1. In winter, Xiao Shenyang and the emperor said that it was difficult to read Confucius' books when his eyelids fell to the ground.

Ji Yun yawned and woke up, dreaming of the Duke of Zhou.

12. Apricot lotus root does not need plums.

13. Tai Chi, two instruments and four images are worth thousands of dollars in an instant.

14. There are thousands of people in Qian Shan in the south of the Yangtze River, and saints are made every day in the north.

15. Little Shenyang's flattery is as deep as the emperor's loyalty to his ministers.

Ji Yun's words are as deep as the sea. Ask Xiao Shenyang if his loyalty is as heavy as a mountain.

16. The emperor was reluctant to leave Ji Yun, saying: I think Ji Xiaolan is between madness and not madness, so he must not be dismissed from office.

During the strike. I'm leaving. Do you read the three-character sutra here?

17. I don't know, hehe, this time Dr. Hong became Hong, hehe, hehe.

18. Little Shenyang: I'm He Er!

Ji Xiaolan: Oh! Second. And kill pigs?

Shenyang: What is killing pigs? Me and, uh, nave!

Ji Xiaolan: Pig intestines? I don't want pig intestines, but I have pig feet. Please send some to our shop.

19. The Ministry of Water caught fire, and Jin Shangshu built a lot of buildings.

What are the southern elephants and main halls of northerners?

the third part

1. Little Shenyang sings: Come on, come on, look inside! What does a knife on the color prefix mean? You can tell at a glance. What?

It's immoral! It's all in there! Who wants to see it? Line up. Then a bunch of men began to line up.

2. Xiao Shenyang said it was shameful for Ji Yun to turn around naked. That's hate and fat! Anger! ! ! !

Shenyang: Is it enough for me to give you 52,000 yuan?

Ji Xiaolan: (Eyes are green) That's enough, but. . . .

Shenyang: But what?

Ji Xiaolan: But I gave my brother 52,000 yuan. What about my sister?

Shenyang: You have a younger sister? ! Ok, I'll give you another 50 thousand

Ji Xiaolan: I have eight sisters. . . . . . .

4. Accompany? I'll go to the toilet with you. I will go with you. 520, right? Give you another 520! Here are five others.

One hundred and twenty! Punishments! You calculate how much life is worth, and I will accompany you here 1520! I've known for years.

This account! Xingbu! You just can't!

He Er said with a sad face, "Lao Ji, you and I have worked together for many years, and you didn't stop me when I was taking rat poison. Why is your heart so vicious? Why is it so vicious? "

Lao Ji: "Ah, people's disappointment makes you more bored with the world, so let's call it a day!" " "

And two: "No, when I found out that your little heart is so vicious, it even inspired my fighting spirit." I can't let your plot succeed. You want me to eat rat poison, forget it! "

6. The pair with the second part in the third part just changed one. It's a pair for Dexiang.

Your kindness is as deep as the sea, and my festivals are as heavy as mountains.

7. Ji Xiaolan, you are a rogue, and you are an out-and-out rogue scholar! Hehe, this sentence is good.

8. When he said he would wait for him, Master Gu came. Teacher Lu said-rabbit!

9. Xiao Shenyang wrote a couplet for Wenxianglou, got off the horse and went to bed in the dark.

part four

1. As mentioned above, there are classics. That sentence is the same as the two sentences. Why do I always get hurt?

The first time I heard it, I was struck by lightning. I don't think this sentence is appropriate in Ji Xiaolan. . . .

Ji Xiaolan, you are a scoundrel. You are a super scoundrel!

There was something at the beginning of the first episode, which was deeply shocked when I first listened to it. It doesn't seem to match . .

3. Ji Yun said at once, Your Majesty, her surname is Mei, and she has disappeared.

4. Huang San Ye's snow poems are a black hole world. The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.

5. Two Ding Bai questions and two one two three four five.

And two pairs of green tea boiled in water.

Another bad bend in Ding Bai is shrimp (servant)

Two pairs of Ding Bai are sweet potatoes.

Second, "I'm so talented."

6. A beautiful woman came over, three looked at her stupidly, and the second spilled the tea.

Huang: See it?

Number two: Yes. . . .

Huang: Like what?

Second: incomparable beauty. . .

Huang: A dream is a dream. You know what I want you two brothers to do now?

Second: master, I understand. Find out what her real name is, what her pen name is, where she lives and what her background is.

Huang: Smart.

Second: I'll do it now. I went to find the city patrol suggestion and Yin Quan of Shuntianfu. Look at her.

Put down the bottom .

Ji: All right! Is this the fugitive you want?

7. Bite your teeth and say you are my rabbit. The abortion said I was going to throw up. . .

8. Ji Xiaolan and buck teeth are paired.

In the old days, there was a full moon in the sky and a half moon underground.

Buck teeth at the end of this year, early next year, the end of each year.

9. Lao Ji went out again, facing south and east to eat watermelon skin.

Bite your teeth, think about the past, look at the left page and turn right.

Historically, this was originally asked by Dai Zhen, and this bottom line was originally Ji Yun's right. This TV play changed it.

10. This time, bite the bullet and be a thing in the east and a thing in the west.

Lao Ji studied in the spring and autumn, and studied in the spring and autumn.

Historically, this was originally the emperor's, and Ji Yun was right. The TV series has been changed again. But this is a complete coincidence.

1 1.

Buck teeth are as big as one person and as big as two people.

Loneliness is human nature.

12. A pig food in the garden met a flowing couple.

13. Buck teeth lost and said I was dead. I want to be a martyr!

Dried fruit buyer, I hate you!

Ji Yun said that he had heard of double suicide, but not double suicide.

14. It's hard to say, bad, bad.