Humorous poems about cigarettes

1. What are the poems about cigarettes? 1. Two Hundred Poems of Jinling

Year: Song Author: Su Ling

Iron money changed hands into copper money, and father and old man conveyed joy.

Maybe Yingchuan can do this. There are cigarettes everywhere in the painting.

2. "Partridge sky, the traditional farmland of last year"

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Last year, the soil in the field was too old, and tomorrow it will be dusty under the smoke wall. Immediately, the newcomer turned red and purple, and the geisha was sent back to meet him. The swallow with a hairpin won the gold medal. Zhao dance moves southerners. Zhina people put on sticks and scarves and watched beginning of spring with their children.

3. Lin Jiangxian, it's easy for me to go to him.

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It's easy for me to find him, but it's hard for him to recognize me. When you are enlightened, there are kettle days everywhere. Find an ancient poem and sit and watch cigarettes. If the happy old age is not maintained, the elite era will disappear. From now on, a full meal will make you sleep better. I didn't even read the "Dan Jing" and sat for a thousand years.

4. "Linjiang Xianzi, Xiao Sheng blew in the long night."

Year: Song Author: Zhao Changqing

The night is long and the flute is blowing, but the stars are still thin. Drunk nepotism writes new poems. When the window locks the wind and dew, when the candle shines on the moon. The sound of the water is melodious and pleasant, and the feelings know each other. The old cigarettes are gone. Full of banana leaves, singing and scattering flowers.

5. "Bodhisattva Man, Wicker Idle House"

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Wicker basket leisure courtyard. Jinbo embroidery makes waves in the spring breeze. Red sun is dry. It is colder when the flowers are late. Green sandalwood is hidden in gold. Tribe is in the cigarette. Who knows what you hate? An empty beam fell into the mud.

6. "Spring on the Jade Tower"

Year: Song Author: Yan

On the west bank of the flag pavilion, there are clouds and hidden smoke all over the road.

Liu Yin is a thrush, and flowers fly around.

Dress up as Qiu Niang's envy and curl up as an embroiderer.

The breeze is full of drunkenness and strangers hate it.

7. "Dead Hua Lian, trying to alleviate Se's cold"

Year: Song Author: Zhao Lingzhi

If you want to reduce the cold in Luoyi, you will not roll the bead curtain, but people will roll it deeply. How many flowers are there on the branches of apricot trees? Article red hates Qingming rain.

A wisp of cigarettes sinks every day. Waking up late after staying up late annoyed the mood of spring. Yuan Xin was also mistakenly hit by Yan. Small screen on Xijiang Road.

8. "Working with Mr. Jia Zhishe in Daming Palace"

Year: Tang Author: Wang Wei

Wearing a red scarf, the official seal in his hand rose to dawn, and the official was changed to Emperor Cui Yunzuo.

Nine gates in heaven reveal the palace and its courtyard, and all countries wear crowns.

At the beginning of the day, Sun shook his palm and smoked a yellow robe.

At the end of the early years, to write an imperial edict to the emperor, Yu Pei Yudingdang returned to the Phoenix Pool.

9. "Bai Weiling Beauty, Cigarettes Around Lantang Banquet"

Year: Song Author: Hu

Cigarettes wandered around the Lanting banquet. Duck bead curtain roll.

After the fragrant wind turns, Shao sounds. Xiang Jin Yan, Qing.

Xiangshan burned all the birds and let them fly. Beautiful women with sweet sleeves sing.

When the mash is full, pour it for ten minutes. Xiangxin prolongs life and protects thousands of spring.

The poem about smoking is 1. There are smoke roads in the smoke mountain, and the sea of wine is boundless.

It's a long way to smoke, so I smoke from left to right.

3, cigarettes bear morality, bitter tea and articles.

4. The scenery in the south, with thousands of miles of smoke, is known in Wan Li. Looking inside and outside Jiaoling, there is only smoke; Everyone is so busy that their pockets are gone.

5, when there is smoke, ask the sky. I don't know what cigarettes you, me, him, her, and you have in your pocket. I want to smoke and go home, but I'm afraid of the jade building. High places can't burn.

6, cigarettes before going to bed, will there be frost? . Look up and ask the moon, bow down and iron clothes.

7, crying men are afraid of their wives, and rushing to the crown is a cigarette.

8, broken bones are not afraid, to leave a smoke soul in the world.

9. No one has died since ancient times. Keep a cigarette and take pictures.

10, someone smokes and he has given up smoking; Some people quit, but he still smokes.

Who will make me a funny poem about smoking in the toilet? Li Bai sat by the stream, staring at the sky all the time, with second-hand smoke in his mouth, like a fool. Suddenly, bird droppings fell from the sky, and Li Bai was so angry that he smoked. Li Bai, with a whip in his hand, decided to send him to the Western Heaven. When the bird saw that he wanted a whip, he felt that he wanted a whip. Li Bai whipped the bird's feathers and went to the Western Heaven. Purple smoke came from Rizhao West Building, and Li Bai came to the bathroom. Since ancient times, no one has shit, most afraid of defecation without paper. Seeing Du Fu shit, Li Bai went to beg for toilet paper. Du Fu had only half a piece of paper, so the two brothers had to do it together. Suddenly, they found that there was not enough paper. Li Bai was gnashed with teeth. Li Bai said to Du Fu, Let's learn from each other. Du Fu called him nonsense. Li Baiqi came up with a trick to kill. Du Fu died in this way. Li Bai came out of the bathroom, smoking a cigarette, and suddenly fell on the edge of a large area and disappeared from the world. . .

Graffiti will say: no smoking in the toilet, straight ass.