Chang 'an Fortune Telling _ Chang 'an Street Fortune Telling

In the late Tang Dynasty, there were constant uprisings all over the country. These rebels rose up because there was no way out. Some of them try to make a living, while others covet the throne in the golden palace. At the end of the Tang Dynasty, there was a man who rebelled spontaneously because of the words of a fortune teller. Li Zhan's rule lasted only two years, and he made the imperial court filthy. The emperor is not enterprising, but only knows to have fun in different ways. It can be said that he got the biography of his father Tang Muzong. Li Zhan likes playing polo very much, even to the point of obsession. He also has a strange hobby: catching foxes in the palace at night. The history books say that he "doesn't look at the moon for three days, and it's rare for a minister to see it." Since the emperor is so absurd, some people have the idea of the throne, and Sue is one of them. Sue is actually just a fortune teller, making a living by setting up a stall in the street. I don't know why, but he thinks he can be the son of heaven. It happened that his relationship with Shao Zhang, who dyed cloth in the palace, was OK, so one day, while drinking, he said, "Brother Zhang, I made a divination for you two days ago. Guess what, divination shows that you will sit in the dragon chair and have a drink and dinner with me. Now your majesty only cares about having fun and rarely stays in the palace. Isn't this your chance and mine? " Maybe it's because after a few drinks, Shao Zhang was so convinced that he rolled up his sleeves. In this way, when they left, one hundred people immediately came to Chang 'an. These people, mostly dyehouse workers and street hooligans in Shao Zhang, were excited when they heard that they were going to rob the palace. On the day of the action, Su He packed the 100 people and weapons in a car loaded with dyes, and a group of people went to the palace with surging emotions. With so many people in the car, it will naturally become extremely heavy. The soldiers at the gate saw something fishy at a glance, so they stopped asking questions. But this was not in Shao Zhang's plan, so he just killed the gatekeeper in a panic. Seeing this, the people in the car don't have to pretend, and they all rushed to the palace. What is Li Zhan doing at this time? As usual, he plays polo in Qingsi Temple. Li Zhan, who got the news, was so anxious that he couldn't play polo. In desperation, he had to lead the polo players to the left army for help. After entering the Qingsi Temple, he immediately sat on the throne, greeted Sue to eat the imperial meal left behind, and said excitedly to Sue, "You are really ingenious. I am here because of you! " So I ate and drank. Sue has some doubts: "Stop here?" Shao Zhang even looked puzzled: "According to your divination, haven't we done everything we should?" At this point, the left army lieutenant Ma Cunliang is dispatching troops. When the army arrived, they rushed into the palace and killed He Su on the spot. The others were killed. Thus, the most absurd rebellion in history ended. It was easy to believe what Sue said, so she died under the butcher's knife. I really don't know whether it's ridiculous or pathetic.