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A farmer will kill the chicken tomorrow, and feed it at night, saying, eat quickly, this is your last meal! The next day, I saw the chicken lying down, leaving a suicide note: I have taken rat poison, you don't want to eat me. I'm not fucking easy to mess with ~

You drag a pig shopping, and you look very happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

3. The centipede was bitten by a snake, so it must be amputated to prevent the spread of virus liquid! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs ~! ! Doctor comfort: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future ~

4, the fish said: I have been opening my eyes, just to keep you in my eyes forever ~ The water said: I have been flowing, just to hug you forever ~ ~ The pot said: It's almost fucking ripe, still so poor! !

5, the fish said: I sold rat poison drops ~ ~ ~ I also committed suicide! ! ! ~ ~ no one can eat! ! ! ~ ~ ~ I am worse than a chicken ~ ~! ! ! I can't even drink soup! ! ! ! ! ~ The pot is still ~ ~ ~

6. I told my mother that I like you and want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: pigs are not allowed at home!

7. The mobile phone married the mother machine and PHS was born. PHS has an abominable face and poor signal, so it can't roam and send short messages to each other. It's heartbreaking After dna testing, it was discovered that its father was not a big brother, but a walkie-talkie ~

8. Where are you? I can't get through. I was so worried. I have something important for you. Go to the epidemic prevention station for physical examination as soon as you see the information. The fastest speed! You have a chance to come ~ you can transfer from a private pigsty to a state-owned pig farm if you pass the medical examination ~

9. The elephant put shit in the middle of the road, and an ant just passed by. It looked up at the misty peaks and could not help sighing: Ah, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau ~~ 10. You are old, there are some things you should know! The sky is used to blow; The land is used to grow grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind; You are used to stew vermicelli ~ ~