A joke to amuse his girlfriend.

The jokes that make your girlfriend happy are as follows:

What do you mean by postdoctoral? You don't know either? It's the doctor's wife. A: why? B: Because the emperor's wife is called the queen, the king's wife is called the queen, and the doctor's wife is of course called the postdoctoral fellow!

There are two people who have been in love for many years, but they can't be together. One day there was an earthquake and they finally came together. They are. Ceiling and floor.

The baby asked his mother, "Why is it thundering in the sky and I am afraid?" Mother said, "That's because the child is disobedient and God is angry." Baby: "then I'm angry, too." Why didn't it thunder? "

The husband took an orchid bowl and solemnly said to his wife, "Don't break the bowl again. This bowl was left by your mother. Now there are only two left, and you have broken the others. " The wife gave her husband a white look and said, "Then don't be angry with me in the future. I was dumped by my mother, too, leaving me alone. "

The nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, so she went over and whispered to him, "sweetheart!" " "The patient smiled and said," baby. "

Men can't find a girlfriend, so they have to tell their fortune. The fortune teller said: you are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life, and that person's eyes lit up: then I should have them in the second half of my life? The fortune teller said, well, you will get used to living alone for the rest of your life.