In a bad mood, tell me a joke to make me happy. ......

Where are the difficulties in a person's life?

1. The most difficult thing to grasp is the opportunity;

2. The hardest thing to do is the details;

3. The most difficult thing to deal with is the relationship;

4. The hardest thing to change is habit;

5. The hardest thing to get is people's hearts;

6. The most difficult thing to distribute is the benefits;

7. The most difficult thing to control is emotion;

8. The hardest thing to overcome is yourself;

9. The most irresistible thing is temptation;

10. The hardest thing to meet is a confidant!

I cried and laughed when I was a child. Grown up, cried and laughed!

The dog said to the kitten, guess how many sweets I have in my pocket? The kitten said, you guessed it. Can you give it to me? The dog nodded: well, I guess I'll give it to you two! The kitten swallowed and said, I guess five dollars! Then, the dog smiled and put the candy in the kitten's hand, saying, I still owe you three dollars. This is not a joke with low IQ, but because I love you and I allow you a little greed.

A person goes to tell a fortune. The fortune teller touches his bones, looks at his face and calculates his horoscope. He said that you fell in love at the age of 20, got married at the age of 25, and had children at the age of 30. Your life is rich and peaceful, and your family is happy and carefree in your later years. The man was surprised at first, and then he was very angry. He said, I am thirty-five, a doctor, single, and I have never been in love. Mr. Wang pondered for a moment and said, "Young man, knowledge changes fate."

I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. I wrote your name in the air. But it was taken away by the wind, and I wrote your name on the beach; But it was swept away by the waves, so I wrote your name all over the streets; Shit, I was taken away by the police.

Pain and mind

In ancient times, an old monk had a disgruntled and narrow-minded apprentice. He asked the old monk, "Master! I am always annoyed and angry, please show me! "

The old monk said, "OK, but first you go to the market to buy a bag of salt."

After the apprentice bought it, the old monk said, "You grab a handful of salt and put it in a glass of water. When it is salted, take another sip. "

After the disciple finished drinking, the old monk asked, "How does it taste?"

The disciple frowned and replied, "It's the bitter taste of salt."

Then, the old monk took his apprentice to the lake and ordered, "You sprinkle the remaining salt into the lake and try it again."

The disciple bent down and picked up the lake and tasted it. The old monk asked, "How does it taste?"

"Pure and sweet." The disciple replied.

"Have you ever tasted salty?" The old monk asked again.

"No." The disciple replied.

The old monk nodded and smiled and said to his disciples, "The pain of life is salt, and its salinity depends on the container in which it is held."

The degree of human suffering is related to one's own heart. The same pain will have different feelings for people with different minds.

The bigger the mind, the lighter the trouble, and the smaller the mind, the heavier the trouble.

The highest realm of life is tolerance, and the highest realm of getting along is respect.

At sunrise, the East China Sea sets in the West Mountain, and there is also a day of sadness and joy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

A year's plan is nothing more than a tree valley; The ten-year plan is nothing more than a tree; Lifelong planning is nothing more than cultivating people.

Choosing the right friends can make you happy all your life.

Choosing the right partner can bring a happy life.

Choosing the right job can achieve a lifetime.

I wish you a happy life and a successful career.

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