What does Henan dialect mean by fortune telling? _ Fortune-telling video funny Henan dialect

Today, a fortune teller saw me and said, young man, you are obviously extraordinary and you will succeed in the future. What do you mean? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say.

There is only one way to crack it: come to the shore Woods alone in the middle of the night, take off your pants, put your hands on the ground, and get your ass up, waiting for the great god to caress your chrysanthemum. ....

I'm kidding. It's a deceptive trick. If he wants to directly say that you died young, I'm afraid you will get angry and ruin his business.

So, first say that it will please you successfully, then say that there is a disaster, and finally reluctantly say a solution. Eventually achieve the goal of cheating you out of money.

This is a normal means of cheating. Do not believe!

Even if it's true, you know the trajectory of your life. What is the point of living? Say you're dying. Are you going to splurge now? Say your future will shine brilliantly. Are you going to slack off all your efforts and wait for it to come true?

A person's life is an unknown. Seize the moment and be happy for yourself and the people you care about. Come on!