How to write a string of compositions?

Question 1: I think you have written the opening before the string words of the song sketch, so I'll start directly from the first dance. Please forgive me for the poor writing. 1. I believe that everyone has already felt the strong flavor of the year. Let's follow the footsteps of XX and welcome the arrival of the New Year. Please enjoy XXXX (the name of this dance) below. 2. What is love? It is a sincerity waiting for a thousand years, a broad contract of life and death, and an agreement with the child. But everyone has dignity and choice. If you don't love, please go away. Please enjoy the dance brought by XX. Do you want to do something else after enjoying the beautiful dance? Everyone must have seen the duet between Zhao Benshan and Shenyang. Today, our xx and xx walk through the jungle of Shan Ye and cross the endless river (this sentence is a lyric in Color River) to bring you the duet of Color River. 4. Thousands of hands are shaking and thousands of eyes are flashing, showing the unique rhythmic beauty of Dunhuang dance with graceful posture, and revealing the peace and virtue in the window of the soul with dignified appearance and angel smile. "As long as your people are kind and there is love in your heart, there will be thousands of hands to help you. As long as you are kind, as long as there is love in your heart, you will extend thousands of hands to help others. " Next, please enjoy Guanyin with a thousand hands. Many people have confided their troubles to them. I often tell them that an optimistic and open-minded heart can resist everything. Who told us that we like poverty and happiness? Poverty is not terrible, happiness is the last word. Let's see how poor and happy they are. Please enjoy the dance and have fun. 6. Lucky draw, what do you think of the dance? Are you unhappy? Do you want to be higher? Ha, this is our lucky draw. Let's see if it can be you. Let's stop here.

Question 2: How to write the string words in the essay Trick or Treat Students? W: XX, do you remember when you were at school? Man: Of course! ! Woman: Yes, you were really naughty then! Man: Hey, forget it, forget it ~ ~ Really! Woman: Alas, alas, students nowadays are noisier than we were! Really? What is worse than me? hahahaha

Haha, I am incompetent, I hope to use the combination of (= =): please enjoy the "naughty students" now! !

Question 3: How to write the program string? Our program is called classroom storm, which is a sketch. Comrades, XXX just left. This kind of humor reminds people of the old campus life, and the "teacher storm" with a smile is coming again. What interesting stories will they bring us? Next, please look at the composition "The Teacher's Storm".

Question 4: Ask for essays and string words ... I made up my mind to work hard years ago, and there is little hope in time. I also applied for this position. I haven't encountered anything good since the exam storm, but I believe that with confidence and perseverance, students will have a bright future after struggle, just like the new Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon, and will eventually succeed.

Question 5: Crosstalk between songs and prose 1) I love you by Cyndi Wang, I love you by S.H.E, I really love you by Beyond, I really love you by Jonathan Lee and I really love you by Jerry Yan.

Comments: Is it so complicated?

2) If you are false by Faye Wong, If I am true by Teresa Teng, If I am false by Xiao Zhengnan and True or False by Mai.

Comments: Can I return it?

3) Jackie Chan's Who am I, Cockroach's Forget Who I am, Who are you, and Ding's Forget Who You Are.

Comments: You all need melatonin!

4) Elva Hsiao's "Be your girl all your life" and Long Meizi's "Be your woman in the next life". Comments: Yes, mature!

5) Pu Shu's I Love You Goodbye and Ding Wei's Goodbye I Love You.

Comments: No delivery. ......

6) Su Yongkang's "Men shouldn't make women cry" and Jordan chan's "Women shouldn't make men too tired".

Comments: What a sweet little couple!

7) Are you afraid of Love Me, Wang Leehom, Zhao Wei, Guo Meimei and Ekin Cheng?

Comments: Really courageous! 8) The Story of Spring by Dong Wenhua, The Story of Summer by Miriam Yeung, The Story of Autumn by Ailing Chen and The Story of Winter by Ray Ma.

Comments: It's a daily story meeting!

Question 6: The string of words in the essay Interview Hao: What ... I am interviewing in the office! Oh! Is that the office on the left or the right? Oh! This office on the right! Ok ... ok ... thank you! Thank you. ouch It is so difficult to find a job now that no one knows it. You really don't know me. I'm not easy. I went to many supermarkets the other day and failed. I wonder how the interview went today. I'm going to see the manager soon. I am so nervous! Office! Office! This is it! DZ: yeah ~ yeah ~ I'm busy! What is this? Say it quickly! What! ! ! We caught a thief in the supermarket. Alas, this thief is so crazy that he dares to steal from our supermarket. Where is the thief now? Office! The left one or the right one! The one on the right. Oh dear, oh dear! Okay, okay ... I'll take care of it. That's ridiculous. This is the room on the right. DZ: That's you! Hao: That's me! No, you ... it's DZ: I'm the manager here! Hao: Oh dear! Hello, manager! What are you doing? Hao: Not the manager. They say it's up to you whether I stay or not. DZ: Hehe! Oh, you are very wise! Hao: Oh! Have a cigarette, manager. DZ: Come on. Back to ... Hao: This store manager looks very powerful. Stand Up! ! ! You stand still. Who told you to sit? Don't you know who you are? Hao: I know! Does this store manager have ADHD? This man. What are you whispering about there? Then you! Hao: Nothing ... Nothing. You said ... come here. Oh, dear! This boy is very strong! Hao: You can only work if you are in good health! I know where you are going this time! Hao: I'm not running ... I'm not running! How can I run! Oh, you … tell me about you! You are so old, it is not good for you to do something. Why are you doing this? Hao: No way, manager! Not the store manager, you (listen to me) (the content in brackets is interrupted) DZ: You can't ... can you do this? Hao: Manager, let me explain it to you. DZ: You ... You back off. Hao: Actually, the manager is not easy for me either. You don't know, a few days ago, I made friends with several fellow villagers ... ……DZ: friends. Why not just say partner? What hometown are you from? Hao: The manager's speech is really humorous. I am here to laugh with you! You have to say partner. Say! Hao: A few days ago, some of my associates and I talked so awkwardly. DZ: Not awkward, not awkward at all. Calm down and talk about what you and your partner have done. Hao: My fellow villagers and I are partners. Tell me ... what did the partner do! Hao: I went to many supermarkets without success. So today I will boldly come to you to have a try. DZ: This is crazy. All right, all right, come on! Take your time! Make a record first and tell me what I asked you and what you answered! Hao: Hmm! I must say yes! Say it! I have been in this business for several years. Hao: Five years! DZ: five years! Hao: Enzi: Boy, you are experienced! Hao: Oh dear! Never experienced it, even experienced many battles! I can't even talk about you. You've been through a lot of battles. Generally speaking, where have you usually worked! Hao: Oh! There are many places like * * * like you ... ……DZ: Stop ... Say them one by one. Hao: Oh! Like what restaurants, bars, baths, KTV, game halls, public security bureau. DZ: ah! ! ! Hao: No ... No, it's the kindergarten next door. DZ: ouch! You won't even let the children go! Hao: But then I quit all these places DZ: Why did you quit Hao: You don't know! You can't make money if the boss stares at you. DZ: oh! Can't make money. Hao: Then I worked in a supermarket for three years. DZ: You ... you said you worked in the supermarket for three years at once! ! ! Hao: Ah! What ... what's wrong? I only worked for three years. No ... go on, Hao, no ... I only worked in the supermarket for three years! Manager, I'm telling you, you don't know that there are more than 20 people like me in that supermarket. The competition is too fierce! DZ: ouch! Hao: I quit later! DZ: Ah, why quit! Hao: I resigned because the competition was too fierce! But I just came to your shop and wanted to try it. I think DZ: No way ... You ... there are so many people in the store, can you still make money? Hao: I did it later ... >>

Question 7: The crossword puzzle in the sketch program. Another sunny afternoon, I finally turned over a new leaf with revolutionary feelings and made progress every day. Come to the classroom, follow the sound of freshman reading and listen to the inculcation of seniors. It seems that Disciples Rules gave me this feeling. After every exam, it seems that I have returned to the past. Remind me of that lingering memory, tell me your love and guide me to leave. Comrade warden, thank you for giving me a chance to turn over a new leaf. After drug trafficking, interview the student union. Unfortunately, the interview needs to rely on Mandarin. Once lost, once again tossing and turning, once again summon up courage to face life.

Question 8: I want to talk to the host of the sketch "Great Love". Thank you. Sketch is a vivid and humorous performance form. In the annual CCTV Spring Festival Evening, the audience is most looking forward to the wonderful sketch program. Let's enjoy the wonderful sketch "Different" with applause. . . . Honey, I just watched the dialogue on the show. It seems to be homophonic, right? . . . . . . It's all the same anyway. I hope it helps you. . . . . . .

Question 9: How to write the composition Homecoming 1? It will be listed soon. We can go to the morning market, the night market, the supermarket and wherever we want. Are all these big hotels yours? It's all mine. Ancestral craftsmanship! Ah, doesn't your family repair shoes? Art is not all connected! Don't worry, there's nothing you can do. As long as my restaurant is open, you can eat in this restaurant for free. I ate it for nothing (silly)! Yes, if I drive for one day, you will eat for free, and if I drive for a lifetime, you will * * * for a lifetime. Don't worry, I'll give you a certificate if you don't believe me. 4. I don't say, I don't say, I want to think, I want to say, I don't say. Look at the section chief's speech. It's like he hasn't spoken for a long time. 5. What is a handsome guy? How old are you? Just call me the male god! Okay, male god, hahahaha. . . It's okay. You said yours. Look at you. You are only in your twenties when you become a section chief, and your future can't be * * *. You are really a dragon and a phoenix, proud, handsome and charming. Alas! Do not stop. I have both ability and political integrity, wisdom and courage, and a person's success is restless. There is nothing to say about my success. Then don't mention it As the saying goes, opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Then my first step is to prepare, and the most critical second step is to wait for the old section chief to retire. 7. Where are your brothers and sisters? You know him! At school, it is your goal. I called him sister-in-law at that time. To respect you, I also call him skinny now. Your sister-in-law, my sister-in-law, my former object and your daughter-in-law are fine now! It's your call. I'm in charge. I'm not your father-in-law. I can do anything. 8. Give me a bottle of' 82 Coke first. Aren't they all overdue? My coke was flown in from Bordeaux, France, and it was made of fine red grapes. Red wine! Forget it, give me a bottle of mineral water! Do you drink 38-degree or 52-degree mineral water for a bottle of mineral water? We have a 50-year cellar and the sauce is not strong enough. Your menu is too fancy. I won't order it It is safe to write on the menu. 9. This is called a group of scattered eggs. This is not an ordinary scrambled egg, but we scrambled black eggs. This is called spreading corruption. Look at this, look at this, look at this. It's called Xiuwai Clock Club. Isn't this delicious? This is exquisite. There is a treasure fish hidden in the middle. Tear it open and have a look. Bao Zhong tore Naan (pocketed his own money)! Don't talk. Look at this. This sculpture is so beautiful. This is the tiger going down the mountain, and this is the eagle spreading its wings. This dish is called adding wings to a tiger I can't bear to eat this. It doesn't matter if you can't bear it. I'll pack it up and bring it back later. Yes, goshawk and tiger fight together. Your dishes are very sharp! 10, alas, alas! Don't argue, it's my treat. Yes, please. I can't compete with you since I was a child. 1 1. Although you are a small section chief now, you must be a successful old section chief ten years later. 12, look at my hotel. Business is really bad. You have a convenient job in the future. You can bring all your people to me, and then I will give you a commission, okay? I'll tell you gently. If you can't, be decisive. Can't be decisive, just don't give me face. Do you have to give him face? Did he save your life when you were a child? Oh, you're welcome It is so boring. * * * Ah, I can't get the permit. Do you remember that I saved your life? When I was a child, I went to my house to play contra, and I was dying. Did I save your life by blocking the bullet? Alas, I gave you that * * * certificate, which really deserved it.

Question 10: How to write the host word about the essay "True Wisdom"? A, the performance of the program just now was really excellent, which was very pleasing to me.

Yo, how can you teach me in a flash?

It means nothing to me. The next set of performances is really great for Zhen.

Then ask them out quickly.

Yes, Lizzie, help me get back to the palace.

B