Interesting words for good friends (45 selected sentences)

1. What will make your friends feel interesting?

2, there is no blood on the face, no injury.

My cat is very tough. Can you help me?

4, the bombardment of the head also combed a lightning strike.

5, the road is not called the road.

6, really creative, really brave to live!

7. Too many people despise me. Who are you?

8, somewhere in Hebei: Don't marry an illiterate wife, don't marry an illiterate Han nationality!

9. Fighter in the slag, fighter vip in the slag.

10, superorganism with cockroaches, semi-plant with decaying vitality,

1 1, I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

12, I suddenly remembered my mother, gentle and careful, and I have never seen her deal.

13, I can't describe you, because you have gone beyond the description of the earth people.

14, the goods have a shelf life, and people are tired of reading them. In my mind, you can be awesome several times.

15, drinking alone and getting drunk. We can only help if it is loose. Push it away with your hand: go!

16. If youth is spent in leisure, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years.

17, women are the most practical, and daily necessities cannot be separated; Women are the most unrealistic, dreaming about flowers and wine.

18, if you want to eat hamburgers, wrap a piece of paper and open it; Want to eat crabs, uncover them; If you want to drink milk, get steamed bread.

19, when I get rich, we'll buy lollipops and two helliphellip. Look, I'll eat one and I'll show you the other.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. helliphellip

2 1, more overtime, tired work, less money, less money, small text messages, full of blessings. Good luck, bulging wallet and happiness.

22. Hua: Today, I wish you and (my girlfriend) a long life and love! In addition: the honest king upstairs despises you! It's up to you today!

Looking for you in the crowd is like picking up all the sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. Don't do what you want to do, hope to have an afterlife.

24, small tea and wine to drink, good friends get together. Hobby minor, playing cards and mahjong. Television and movies are played, which is chic and romantic. A beautiful life, I wish you happiness.

25. Greeting comes uninvited and sends a happy signal; Trouble knot, bad luck broom runs; Laugh off your big teeth, there is no antidote to happiness; Pretend to be serious and throw you a pile of money!

26. There are endless queues of people who buy tickets. Looking at the ticket window, they don't want to eat beef noodles any more, and pray for 500 years. May you leave me a home voucher, Happy New Year, and go home early for the New Year!

27. The little girl is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with a thin waist and eyebrows, a small cherry mouth and phoenix eyes. Anna is beautiful. Sincerely looking for destiny takes a hand's person, hand in hand to build a loving home.

28, real life is very simple, emotional space is very lonely, online idleness, formal conditions for marriage, young people are 28 years old this year, do some personal gifts, hoping to find the other half and spend money together.

29, information smiles on the face, and a happy mood is essential; The information should be sweet, and don't always get upset; Information pride, good luck will always follow; Information conveys friendship and wishes you happiness!

30. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxiously hiding to see the chicken. Silly chicken secretly looks at the mobile phone when people are not looking.

3 1, strongman standard: follow the stock market closely, run out of the urban management site, buy the property of the developer, understand the abacus of the statistics bureau, avoid the steering wheel after drinking, endure the mainstream face, fix the intervertebral disc and stare at the old hard disk.

32. One day, Aju went to sell: Wife, I have a book here called "My Husband's Excuse for Coming Home Late". You must buy one! Wife: Joke! Why should I buy it? A Ju: I just sold one to your husband!

33. 18 year old boy kissed 18 year old girl! The girl said excitedly and seriously, I am already your man. Are you responsible for me? The boy patted the girl on the shoulder and said, Don't worry! We are not children anymore.

34. On one occasion, I was in a hurry to squeeze the bus. The bus was crowded with people, and several people scrambled to squeeze. At this time, the conductor said: line up, two thin and one fat, don't squeeze the fattest one. When you get on, the whole car will get off.

35. A friend is in a lot of trouble. He said one the other day. Once, he was waiting for a bus. After a long time, he finally got one He stopped a long time ago and recently. The driver probe said it was a private car!

36. Part I: I sweated twice in January and didn't work overtime. Bottom line: a wallet with six days of ups and downs and zero mood at the end. Horizontal batch: it is not easy to make money, and it is not difficult to spend money. I wish you easy money, happy money and double your wealth!

37. The object of buying shoes should be beautiful feet, the object of selling books should be very talented, and the object of selling clothes should be great, so I choose to sell my house, find someone to cook in the kitchen, talk in the living room, be a good housewife in the bedroom, and be taken care of by my parents and children.

38. joke: a man can't find a girlfriend, so he has to tell his fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: What about the rest of his life? Fortune teller: You are used to the rest of your life.

39. The bus stopped at a station and the driver opened the door. The man waiting for the bus asked A if he was standing. The driver can't say it. Close the door. The man asked again, did you get up at the beep? The driver quickly opened the door and said something. The man watched the driver turn away.

40. A MM likes to talk shit at ordinary times, but it becomes spoken language over time. When squeezing the bus, a man deliberately leaned against MM and tried to hijack the bus. MM pushes the man and says, damn it, what do you rely on? MM said: What's the matter? You can do it, but I can't

4 1. One day, there were too many people on the bus. I only heard a young man say loudly: I have ancestral psoriasis and specialize in treating old Chinese medicine. Whoever depends on me will infect me! Everyone listened and opened a crack. The young man got on the bus with a smile.

42. The Wangs' women were born, cheerful and visible. At present, she is a well-off enterprise employee. If you want to find a man to accompany you all your life, your ability and ability are the most striking. If your career is going up a flight of stairs, you are willing to join hands.

43. One day, Xiao Ming suddenly discovered that I have a menstruation, a second aunt, a fourth aunt, a fifth aunt, and no third aunt. So he asked his father, Why don't I have three aunts? I also thought to myself: did third aunt die when she was a child? Xiao Ming's father said: Your third aunt is your mother!

44. If you are the one, it's really beautiful. No.24 beauty, I am the legendary male number two. The rabbit looks very interesting, and the income is completely sighing. In the past, sentimentality was associated with silk. The red light flashed and there was only one left. I resolutely left you, holding my red line.

45. It's hard to make money now. I'll teach you a way to earn 10 thousand a day. Hold your breath first, and then you can earn 10 thousand yuan by laughing ten times, because one laugh is worth 1000 yuan. Want to experience the feeling of Zheng Qianjin? Then give me your money! Ha ha! Good luck!