Tomorrow is April Fool's Day .. Do you have any good ideas?

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick together to be as realistic as possible. Generally, it doesn't need special use at all, just put it in a conspicuous place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so people will naturally patronize and taste them. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative to invite people to taste everywhere. Although there are risks, there must be many people trapped.

Order songs

Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say: This is the music station. There is a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) who wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then tap the prepared percussion object, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!

This method is suitable for friends between dormitories, or friends who can contact by phone, and the last people who are close. In addition, don't laugh on the phone, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

3.artificial Barbie doll

Make a bunch of garlic, green onions, onions, carrots and other lovely vegetables for a lovely little boy. You'd better sprinkle some stinky tofu juice on the bouquet. Of course, it takes a professional flower delivery girl to send it formally. I also want a tofu skin from Zhang greatly as a greeting card attached to the bouquet, on which my heartfelt greetings are written in soy sauce.

Change shapes and shadows

Catch the idiot object away from the computer for a few minutes or deliberately separate it (I don't know what to do, do I? )。 Minimize all its open windows in Win98/2000, drag the taskbar to the top of the screen and hide it, and then use the Print Screen key to capture its desktop. Open the drawing program, press CTRL+V to paste the picture just captured, and save it in *. Bmp format. Go back to the desktop, set the saved picture as the desktop, and then you will know what madness is. ...

5. Hardware solution

Adjust the contrast of the fool's monitor to the minimum (based on the principle of black screen), so it is extremely difficult to find the real reason unless the other party is cautious. If a fool knows a little hardware and is bold, hehe, then you will have a great chance to see the wonderful scene of his computer being "torn to pieces"!

6. elevator trick

Put a toilet in the elevator first, and then sit on it. When the elevator door opens, look at the person who wants to enter the elevator with very, very surprised eyes.

Second, when there are many elevators, hit the person in front of you hard on the head, and then (at least two accomplices, the person being beaten should be smaller) look at the other person next to you in surprise at the same time.

Third, the real thing, eat more beans in the morning, in the crowded elevator. . . Then look at a mm.

Fourth, many people suddenly took off your pants when they came up! ! Plus: Look at these pants inside me-they are all famous brands!

5. Suddenly make a painful expression, bump your head against the elevator wall, and then start shouting: "Shut up! You all shut up! "

6. After the elevator door was closed, I began to close my eyes and pray silently: "Lord, please bless the elevator door to open normally this time. I don't want to be locked in for another three hours. Amen! "

6. Pretend to hit mosquitoes, drive away flies and slap.

7. Stand facing the corner of the elevator, don't say anything, don't do anything, and don't get off the elevator no matter which floor you stop at.

Draw a circle on the ground with chalk, then stand in and say to the people around you, "This is my place, and no one is allowed to come in."

Nine, deliberately cling to someone behind him and breathe heavily with his nose.

Ten, after the elevator starts, take out the stethoscope, began to carefully explore the elevator wall.

Every time someone presses the button on the operation panel, give them the sound of a bomb exploding.

Take a camera (must have a high-power flash) and take pictures of the passengers in the elevator.

13. Stare at a passenger, then suddenly grin proudly and say, "Haha, I'm wearing a new pair of socks, but you're not."

Carry the table into the elevator. Someone enters the elevator and asks if she/he has an appointment.

Fifteen, if there is only you and another person in the elevator, stand behind and suddenly pat him/her on the shoulder, and then pretend that you are completely motionless.

16. Pretend to be shocked when reaching out and pressing the button on the operation panel.

Block the elevator door with your hand, and then tell everyone in the elevator to wait for a while and say that you are waiting for a friend.

Eighteen, deliberately dropped a pen on the ground, when someone bent down to help you pick it up, suddenly shouted: "Hey! That's my pen! "

19. I asked the passengers if you could press the button for them, but it was deliberately wrong.

Stare at a passenger, then suddenly retreat to the corner and say in fear, "you!" You! You are one of them. What do you want? "

2 1. Put the alarm clock in a paper box, and then put the box in a corner of the elevator. When the passenger comes in, ask him/her if he/she hears the sound of "tick, tick".

7. The whole office approach

When a colleague asks you to finish something, ask him or her if he or she wants it cold or fried.

Send an email to everyone in the company every ten minutes, telling them what you are doing now, such as "I am in the bathroom. Please don't hesitate if you need me. "

Ask new colleagues about their gender three times a day.

Put the wastebasket on the table and label it "donation box".

When using the stapler, imitate the sound of bullets with your mouth and make it louder.

Invite every passing colleague to participate in the chair dance you invented.

8. Become a living person

You can play this game with your best friend. Its name is: Become a living person.

Tell your friend to make a horse posture first, the correct posture, with a blank piece of paper in his mouth. Pay attention to this posture before he works. Then you have to change him from this room to another room, and everything is ready. You can say this sentence helplessly: "What a change!" I won't, but that's what the living do. "

9. concoct a strange cola

Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, add vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a cup of coke with normal color and strange taste. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party was unprepared, thanked him and gulped it down, then frowned and spat.

It can also be made according to the rules, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer and so on.

10. Tripped over your face

This kind of practical joke requires the subject to have certain performance skills, so that the object can be fooled, otherwise it may make people laugh and cause incalculable consequences. ......

Walking on a road with trees or telephone poles on both sides (there are often such roads on campus), I suddenly turned my head and covered my face, pretending to trip over the invisible thin wires or wires pulled by the trees on both sides, then carefully lowered my head and pretended to drill down. Then you can see what the people behind you do! !

Precautions:

1) Be sure to pay attention to someone behind you, or you will be busy most of the day.

2) The performance must be realistic, especially when the itinerary and the head are carefully lowered.

Unpredictable consequences: Maybe people behind you will go over and laugh at you for being stupid!

1 1.

A MM sent me a letter entitled "Do you know my heart?" , excited, hurriedly opened the letter. ......

There is also a compressed file in it. Download it, unzip it ... there is a compressed file in it ... and unzip it. ....

... there was a compressed file in it ... and decompressed it ... there was a compressed file in it ... after forty-one times, I finally ...

I saw a photo inside ... with a small * on it. It was cute and wagged its tail. ......

12. Let people bark like dogs

Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. If your friend says "forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof".

13. Testing

There's an old trick of cheating. I don't know if you have heard it: pretend to be serious and say to your friends (men only), "Hey, do you know that people who often sy have black palms? ! "Haha, then, if someone has never been fooled before, 100% will look down at the palm of his hand. At this time, whatever you want yy ~

14. Classroom version:

★ Stick a note at the entrance of the self-study building: Please do not study in this building for inspection. Please forgive me for any inconvenience.

★ There is a board hanging on the water heater of the self-study building: it is broken and needs to be repaired.

★ Blackboard notice: Due to the line maintenance in this building, the lights will be turned off after 19: 00 at night.

★ Notice on the blackboard in the classroom: Teacher XXX can't give lectures due to illness, so please study freely.

★ Tell yourself: There will be a class today. So, get up early as usual and go to class with your schoolbag on your back ... Dormitory Edition:

★ Notice: Health check-up this afternoon 15: 30.

★ Notice: X-bed sheets will be collected at noon 12: 00 today. Please get ready.

★ Block the toilet in the dormitory with broken tables and chairs, and stick a note next to it, which says "Toilet maintenance, no use".

★ Notice: Lights out at 23: 30 tonight.

★ Turn on the TV secretly after turning off the lights at night.

★ Put a note in the book your roommate must read every day and write: "The person who loves you the most will wait for you near the pavilion in the garden tonight".