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Absolutely hilarious,100000 cold jokes

Absolutely hilarious,100000 cold jokes

Absolutely hilarious 100,000 cold jokes: A female rabbit hit a tree and was taken home by a farmer who was farming. The farmer who tasted delicious food came to wait under the tree early the next morning, and sure enough, another female rabbit hit the tree. On the third day, the farmer stopped farming and stood under the tree waiting for the rabbit. As a result, he brought back a female rabbit that hit a tree. This story tells us: Female drivers should stop driving everywhere, ok! ! ! More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Absolutely hilarious 100,000 cold jokes (1) 1, the woman asked the Zen master: Life is not satisfactory, people and things around me are unbearable and cannot integrate into society. ?

The Zen master took out a small cup and asked the woman to pour water into it. Soon the water will be full.

The Zen master took out another big cup. This time, the water poured out and the glass was not full.

The woman nodded thoughtfully:? You mean, only by being broad-minded can we be inclusive.

The Zen master shook his head. I mean, woman, the key is to have a big cup. ?

2. The forensic doctor asked the inspector:? How did the murderer let his wife die of myocardial infarction caused by obesity?

The detective said, it's very simple, the murderer said to the victim. I think the way you eat is very cute. ?

3. A man came to the fortune-telling booth and cursed:? You liar, didn't you say that I had a bloody disaster last night? Why didn't anything happen?

The fortune teller thought, no, I have never been allowed to tell fortune. What did you do last night?

? Have dinner with a girl with big breasts. ?

The fortune teller patted his thigh: Yes, you are very lucky. ?

4. a:? Have you heard of Amway?

b:？ Amway? Isn't that a bit like pyramid selling? I have a friend who was beaten hundreds of thousands by Kang. Last time someone tried to sell me, I was defeated. Dude, why do you ask?

A:? . . No. It's nothing. . ?

Absolutely hilarious 100,000 cold jokes (2) 1, Zhao Yun tore off his sleeves, tied Adou tightly to his body, held a gun and killed him in Cao Jun's array.

Seeing his bravery, Cao Cao ordered Cao Hong to ask his name.

The cloud said:? I'm Changshan Zhao Zilong! ?

Fuck:? Fool, then fool. ?

Yunnu said: Fool, what's wrong with your sister, Changshan Zhao Zilong?

Cao Cao laughed and said, Uncle gown, you are wearing short sleeves! ?

2. A woman came to a temple on the mountain and wanted to ask the abbot about traditional kung fu.

So the abbot casually pointed to the picture of boiled fish on the computer and asked, do you want to eat it?

Woman: I want to eat!

The abbot pointed to the spicy kebab and asked, do you want to eat it?

Woman: I want to eat!

The abbot pointed to Mao and asked, do you want to eat?

Woman: I want to eat!

The abbot said at this moment: Very good, you have practiced. This work is called finger!

3、? It is said that he is worth 2 billion! ?

? 100 million more than me. ?

? Oh, I didn't expect you to be so secretive! ?

? Look, there's only 20 yuan in the pocket. ?

4. Young man: Fortune teller, please calculate how much money I have.

I'll let you calculate something else if you guess.

Fortune teller: If my calculation is correct, you should have no money with you today.

Young man: Your calculation is really accurate. Please help me calculate the others.

Fortune teller: Shit, I don't even have money, and you want me to tell your fortune.

Absolutely hilarious 100,000 cold jokes (3) 1. Farting on the bus today, several people immediately turned around. For an instant, I had a feeling that my voice was very nice.

2. Sun Xiao was walking on the road and saw a small print written on the ass of a car.

Out of curiosity, he took a quick look and wrote? Why are you so close? Is the fart so fragrant?

3. This girl, Buddha said, looked back 10,000 times in her previous life in exchange for an encounter in this life. Tonight, we can choose second-hand daily necessities together at the busy Tianqiao food stall. Perhaps this is the "fate" of past lives. Look, you are a junior high school student, and I can be your uncle. What's your sentence? Go home and touch your mother's ass, t? This is a bit harsh.

Today, when my mother cleaned the refrigerator, she took out three garlic heads, which were rotten, turned purple-black, and sprouted green.

My mother said to me with garlic. You see, although these garlic rotten, but still gave birth to a new life! What a tenacious spirit this is! ?

I was very educated after listening to it. I can't find a wife who is as lazy as my mother and has so many excuses in the future. This is really a meaningful day!

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