Joke: Worship Duke Zhou _ Laugh till your stomach hurts _ Laugh till your girlfriend is happy.

Once upon a time, there was a gentleman who used to sneak up to his mistress in the dark and pay homage to the Duke of Zhou. They have a tacit understanding that when he comes to her door, he will bark like a puppy and she will open the door to let him in.

One night, a young man who often saw this guy walking in the dark decided to follow him. The woman's adulterer didn't notice that someone was following him, so he went straight to her door and shouted "woof, woof, woof." The door suddenly opened, and in the moonlight, the beautiful woman passed by, and the door immediately closed behind the guy.

"I see," the young man said to himself. "Tomorrow night, I will be in front of him." So he followed the plan. When he came to the door, he called, "Woof, woof." The door opened at once and a beautiful face appeared. Her hand took him in, and they played on the fragrant bed. The woman didn't seem to notice anything strange or feel uncomfortable.

Suddenly, a cry cut through the silent night. The dog outside the door barked "woof, woof, woof" and the game immediately stopped on the bed. The young man climbed down, crept to the door, pointed at the keyhole and shouted, "Woof, woof, woof."

The door immediately quieted down, and finally there was a sound of footsteps fleeing back.

"Since puppies are afraid of big dogs," the woman said in bed, "then, big dogs, please go back to bed quickly."

So, from now on, it is the world of big dogs. ?