Fortune Telling Collection - Ziwei fortune-telling - Nurse Wei Zi produces white pulp.

Nurse Wei Zi produces white pulp.

1 The thing I want to do most after work is a stiff strip that goes straight into the hole. If it's fast, it'll be fine once or twice. Otherwise, take it out and then insert it. Don't stop until you get what you want. Answer: Open the door with a key.

2. I really want it, I really want it, I'm so excited and I miss it. Then, water slowly began to flow out of the hole (an idiom) to answer: My mouth is watering.

A black, thick and hard stick was inserted into the hole, and it felt very warm. Customers have to pay for pulling out (an industry) answer: baking sugar cane.

4. It's hard to lick, and it's hard to lick. If you want to sleep comfortably, rub it on people first. Answer: it's a tooth.

5. One thing, short in the east and long in the west, can be used by women after marriage, but not by monks. Answer: the surname of the person.

6. What is the hardest part? Girls like it best, especially married women, and they can't put it down. Answer: diamonds

7. Hair on the top, hair on the bottom, and hair to hair at night. (Guess what is on people) Answer: Eyes.

8. A hair to a light, white pulp in and out (a commodity) Answer: glasses.

9. Open the hot bed, touch your leg, break your leg and put it on your eyes. Answer: glasses.

10 What is the last thing a woman wants to hear during sex? Answer: honey, I'm back.

1 1 Let me ask you a question: Why didn't Japan set up comfort women after the war? Answer: Because masturbation team was founded.

What is 12, 6 inches long and 2 inches wide, with a small head on it, which women are obsessed with? Answer: money

13 Xiaoming writes to his girlfriend every day and sends seven letters, but his girlfriend Jenny only receives one letter every day. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Ming has seven girlfriends.

14 There are four cakes in the box, and each of the four children is given a piece, but there is still a cake that is about to be eaten. Why? Answer: A child took the box away, so there is still a cake in the box.

Mr. Wang keeps a beautiful peacock. One day, Mr Wang's peacock laid an egg in Mr Wang's garden. Who should this egg belong to? Answer: peacock's.

16 what is dry before it is put in and wet when it is taken out, which gives people warm satisfaction? Answer: tea bag

17. The police found an intelligent murder case. There were no clues or witnesses at the scene, but the police announced the case an hour later. Why? Answer: Because the murderer turned himself in.

18 Wenwen is washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes are still dirty. Why? Answer: Because she is washing other people's clothes.

19 Xiao Li, who came home from work early, entered the bedroom and saw Xiao Liu and his wife sleeping in the bed next door, but Xiao Li was not angry. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Liu is a girl.

20. A ship is limited to 50 people. There were 49 people on board. After a pregnant woman got on board, the ship sank into the sea. Why? Answer: Because it is a submarine.