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Classic humorous lines in TV series

Recently, "Chen Qianqian in Rumors" has been popular, and the lines in the play are very funny and interesting. So today I will share with you the classic humorous lines of these TV series.

1. Bletilla striata: strong melon is not sweet. Chen Qianqian: You will know whether it is sweet or not. -"Chen Qianqian in Rumors" 2. Chen Qianqian: Shao Jun, you should be more open. Although the child is not yours, the daughter-in-law is yours. -"Chen Qianqian in Rumors" 3. Bletilla striata: Please give the people who made mistakes, especially me, a chance to make up for them. -Chen Qianqian in rumor 4. Touy: Who dares to touch her! . A walk-on supporting role: Nobody wants to touch her, we want to touch you-Chen Qianqian in Rumors 5. I'm dying of illness, so why not send it to my house while people are alive. -"Chen Qianqian in Rumors" 6. Bletilla striata: Mr. Hua Yuan, he said that he would do one thing and do another, but said that he would not play the piano. In fact, he practiced secretly and seduced women. It's shameless. -"Chen Qianqian in Rumors" 7. Chen Qianqian: What do you want Gong Sha to do now? There is a hole in the room, what can be left? Your house guards the palace. -"Chen Qianqian in Rumors" 8. Zirui: What did the kitchen ask for today? Chen Qianqian: Fried one. -"Chen Qianqian in Rumors" 9. Still two faces, heartless and shy, and let you play alone, right? -Chen Qianqian in Rumors 10. Chen Qianqian: You are very coquettish! -Chen Qianqian in Rumors 1 1. Chen Qianqian: I'm just afraid of losing. If I don't compete, I won't lose. -Chen Qianqian in the rumor 12. My parents died before I was born. -Longmen Escort Agency 13. If it is suicide, then her motive must be that she doesn't want to live. -Detective Di Renjie 14. Mother-in-law Jinhua said to the Golden Lion King: Brother Xie, I have never said thank you in my life. -Dragon slayer with eternal feelings 15. Duan: Can we not listen to MP3 here? This thing makes my eyes uncomfortable. -meteor shower 16. Wei Zi: I am so desperate. This despair is tearing me apart. Erkang, please tell me how a broken me can help a broken you. -Princess Pearl 17. Meng Dan, do you know that you like to frown every time you get angry? I really want to iron your forehead with an electric iron. -Princess Pearl 18. Scholar: It is difficult to be a man, and it is even more difficult to be a man. Laobai: It is more difficult to be an honest and lovely man. -Wulin legend 19. The scholar asked him why he was not allowed to write Spring Festival couplets. The proprietress replied:? Your handwriting is too dry and thin to celebrate. Save it for Qingming. ? -Legend of Wulin 20. Coach: Brother Hu Ling, your swordsmanship and character are very good. I think you and Yingying are also a good partner, so I will take charge of Yingying and betrothed Yingying to you, but then you and I will become sworn brothers, that is, brothers who share weal and woe. -Swordsman 2 1. Chu Xun Yu: You took my first kiss again. -Meteor shower 22. My grandfather was brutally killed by the Japanese when he was nine years old. 23. Yan told you to die at night, but you couldn't live at night. 24. Scholar: Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Brothers are like centipedes, and women are like winter clothes. -Legend of Wulin 25. Yang Xiaoyun: Together, we are a book called How Steel Corroded. -Struggle 26. Lu Tao: Since we are in this world, we can't be too polite! Where people are, we hang out there! -"Struggle" 27. Have you heard the legend of drums? I've heard some. It's said to be a magical drum. 28. You are the woman of the Elf King. Come on, what does this have to do with the spirit king? As a simple girl, she doesn't need to read minds at all. Everything is written in her personal space. 30. Sima Qian endured repeated castration. So much for sharing classic humorous lines in TV series. What was your last line in the TV play?