Interesting name

At school, my classmates call me Ding Shujun. This is my name.

As soon as I got home, everyone in the front yard and backyard called me Jingjing. Because Jingjing is my real name.

I also have three names, namely: Scampy, Little Flower Dog and Stapler. These names have a history! The name "puppy" was given to me by my cousin.

I remember when I was six or seven years old, my brother was only five years old and went to a small class. Once, I wore a black-and-white spotted suit, supported my chin with both hands, and sat at the door bored, staring at the sky and waiting for a while.

At this moment, my brother came. Seeing me like this, he read a nursery rhyme: "A puppy, sitting at the gate …" He was so eager to shut him up that he became even more proud. Since then, the name "Little Flower Dog" has become louder and louder.

"Naughty!" Listen, my grandparents are calling me again! Of course, the name was deliberately given by them. The fashionable term is "nickname".

Every time I call this name, my grandparents are very happy and all the wrinkles on my face are relaxed. As for me, flying around like a sparrow, I will never miss the opportunity to "spoil" them, touch my grandfather's beard and pull my grandmother's hand. "Hehe ..." My grandparents laughed even harder.

The name "stapler" is quite interesting! That's the nickname given to me by my classmates in the fourth grade last semester. I remember that time, someone found out that my name was Ding Shujun, not just a "stapler" for ordering books. So, you nailed it, and he nailed it loudly.

Although I was a little reluctant at first, I always thought of "stapler" and made contributions to people. It's good to make a stapler once! Whenever I hear these interesting names, I can't help but think of the care and love of my elders and the sincere help of my classmates. I love my five names.

What is the funniest name?

Happiness is what you get on your own initiative, and the ways of happiness are more and more diverse. We need to find happiness, create happiness, collect happiness, enjoy happiness and spread happiness together. We all have names, and we all want happiness. Find happiness from your name and mine! The club of the same name has added a lot of happiness to our life. We are now launching "Top Ten Funny Names in China", and welcome everyone to enjoy and spread happiness-excerpts from: the music teacher of vvvhappy is called organ, the bodybuilding teacher is called Chen Yaling, the doctor is called Duan Zhen (broken needle), and the driver is called Wu An, majoring in boiler heat treatment. Try to avoid similar associations when choosing names. Wei Junzhi (hypocrite) (national subjugation) Zeng (really annoying) (tent) Lai Yuejin (still male) Ji (very good) Fan Tong (useless) probably ate too much. Xiang (want to kiss) promoted Bi Yuntao (condom) Han without an official. Rice rolls) Huang Shulan (weasel) Su Yike (tree) Zeng Kunnan (really difficult)-not easy. Gou (dog learns chicken) Luoti (naked man) Wu (my anthomaniac) Qujing (Buddhist scriptures) Maybe his father came back from the Western Heaven, and this child was born from him, Wu Fulu (Wu Fulu). Has Hua Yandan been ill? David Moses (quotation marks) Zheng Zaihao (working) Yuan Gong (employee) Kung Fu (centipede) Jiao Hougen (heel) Zhu Yuepo (pig belly) Lu Yidian (dew point) Lu Jiasan's brother and sister Lu Liangdian (dew point) Lu Shandian (dew point) Shen Jingbing (mental illness) Zhu Fen (pig manure) Mai Ying (prostitution) Jing Yue (menstruation) ) I really dare not call him by his name! Qin Shousheng doesn't know what his parents are thinking! Duan Ming (desperate) Fan Jian (cheating) Yang Wei (impotence) Li Jianren (you * * *) Shen Dejian (born cheap) Shi Ding (dead) Zhu Shi (pig shit)

Satisfied, please adopt.

What is the funniest name in history?

According to the name inquiry system of the Ministry of Public Security, China's funniest name ~ ~ Liu Chan Yang Wei Lai Jingyue (still male) Fan Jianji comes from Liang Fan Xia Tong Ren Jian Zhu Yiqun Qin Shousheng (thanks to parents' thinking) Pang Duguang Qi Yanwei Jin Sheng Jiao Hougen Shen Jingbing ranks first: Shi Zhenxiang and other funny names! ! Happiness is what you get on your own initiative, and the ways of happiness are more and more diverse. We need to find happiness, create happiness, collect happiness, enjoy happiness and spread happiness together.

We all have names, and we all want happiness. Find happiness from your name and mine! The club of the same name has added a lot of happiness to our life. We are now launching "Top Ten Funny Names in China", and welcome everyone to enjoy and spread happiness-excerpts from: the music teacher of vvvhappy is called organ, the bodybuilding teacher is called Chen Yaling, the doctor is called Duan Zhen (broken needle), and the driver is called Wu An, majoring in boiler heat treatment. Try to avoid similar associations when choosing names. Wei Junzhi (hypocrite) (national subjugation) Zeng (really annoying) (tent) Lai Yuejin (still male) Ji (very good) Fan Tong (useless) probably ate too much. Xiang (want to kiss) promoted Bi Yuntao (condom) Han without an official. Rice rolls) Huang Shulan (weasel) Su Yike (tree) Zeng Kunnan (really difficult)-not easy. Gou (dog learns chicken) Luoti (naked man) Wu (my anthomaniac) Qujing (Buddhist scriptures) Maybe his father came back from the Western Heaven, and this child was born from him, Wu Fulu (Wu Fulu). Has Hua Yandan been ill? David Moses (quotation marks) Zheng Zaihao (working) Yuan Gong (employee) Kung Fu (centipede) Jiao Hougen (heel) Zhu Yuepo (pig belly) Lu Yidian (dew point) Lu Jiasan's brother and sister Lu Liangdian (dew point) Lu Shandian (dew point) Shen Jingbing (mental illness) Zhu Fen (pig manure) Mai Ying (prostitution) Jing Yue (menstruation) ) I really dare not call him by his name! Qin Shousheng doesn't know what his parents are thinking! Duan Ming (desperate) Fan Jian (cheating) Yang Wei (impotence) Li Jianren (you * * *) Shen Dejian (born cheap) Shi Ding (dead) Zhu Shi (pig shit).

Interesting name

I have seen the fiercest ID in Warcraft! Violence!

1. I met a man named "selling blood to play Warcraft"

I met a hunter named "I volunteered" and I was still wondering. As soon as he blew the whistle, BB jumped out and shouted "I was forced". . . .

2. Easily cover Yao Min (Dwarf)

I also met a dwarf MM, whose name is "I want to marry a tauren" (it seems that the size is wrong, beware of the disharmony of life in X).

3. Orc Hunter .. Burning Chest Hair

Orc warrior .. "Piss three zhangs against the wind."

Hunter: Strange party member goes first. Pet: party member.

4. There is an SS in our trade union called "the plank brick across the sky" (I don't know who killed it).

5. I have seen the name of SM, the bull's head: "Fortunately, I protected my face in time."

6. There is a priest named: Dad also has milk (male). . .

7. I met a BL soldier. His name is: Point to the sun and say the sun.

I have seen two people playing together.

This man's name is weeding.

This woman's name is noon.

9. Read the words separately

Isn't that a drag?

10. Hunter: Spend some time drying your pants. Baby: Flowers with shiny claws.

Hunter: Take off your bra slowly. Baby: Take it away slowly.

1 1. I have seen a LM called "Mom said the name would be discovered by the tribe if it was too long".

12. If you meet a hunter, you won't give it.

BB's name is Give me something to eat.

13. I once met a German named Transformers ~ ~

14. There is a hunter in our district whose name is Blame me. . . Then the baby calls you to die ~ ~

15. I met an alliance priest: lich makeup!

Tauren warrior: Ugly, I want plastic surgery.

16. Our Lightbringer has an elf priest named Qiqi * *. Han was the first one. Later, I saw tourists imitating his name in Zone 4.

My friend finished the competition in the Egovin 1 area. He has a warlock friend named-ten steps to kill one person, and a thief friend named-eleven steps away from you.

17. Ben F has a famous five-person group called "Everything", "Seeing", "We" and "Escape".

Cassandra's little 74, 18.5 ... Zhu Ru's name, who was with me in the western plague yesterday, is: Xiaoping praised me for being tall. famous

In Daryun Meiere 19.4 area, an orc hunter called: Everyone's cards are real.

20. Undead: Although Pai has a figure, she has an ID: teasing women's milk.

2 1. A hunter: killed you with a stick ... Baby: fan you to death. .

When we despise him, we say, \ \ \ "I'll kill you with a stick \ \ \ \"

22. The left-handed elf girl and the right-handed Terran girl are most willing to turn the storm into a spring garden.

I saw a guild name in BL, hehe.

23. My friend's name is ride free.

24. Run to the moon, Chang 'e

25. I heard that the name of an LM guild is Japanese Tribal Empire.

I also heard that a BL trade union is called Union Meat House.

26. Riding a pig into Mars

Mars is chased by pigs.

Hunter-hands up, BB- don't shoot. it is me

27. Squat on the wall and wait for an almond.

28. The man's name is Qingming and the woman's name is Hetu.

29. I have seen a hunter call lion shit better than bear shit, and the baby is called lion shit.

30.LR: I shot your innocent pet: Thank you, Ron.

3 1. I met a hunter, and his baby called "I can't hold on, you should shoot quickly."

32. Three cows (women) are fighting monsters in the wild. Their names are Wei Zi, Swallow and Golden Lock.

Hunt: Shot in the head

Immortal female warrior: the feeling of beauty and bone

34. I saw a human witch named:

(Virgin lifts her leg) She was peeing.

The picture shows that the virgin made magical soda water as soon as she lifted her leg.

35. The name of the strongest hunter I have ever seen is: Anti-Japanese Front, and his baby's name is: Dog and Spring Wolf.

the dead

Want to get drunk

head of a cow

Play the piano for me. I see

Who can say the funniest name!

The most interesting name

As we all know, China people have always been very patriarchal. This concept can be embodied in many aspects. On the name, it is even more prominent, sometimes funny, but great.

I have a primary school classmate named Huan Yun. She is the third in the family, and has two sisters. The older one is called Fuyun, and the younger one is called Gaiyun. There are three younger brothers below, the eldest brother is called bian, the second brother is called coward, and the youngest brother is called Liu Gen.

It may be difficult for people today to understand the meaning of their names. In fact, such names were very common in the 1960s and 1970s. The meaning is also easy to understand.

The name of the boss has no special meaning. The second child is called "Yunyun", which means that if it is reborn below, it should not be a "cloud" anymore, but a boy should be born instead. But accidentally, the third child was born as a cloud, so he had to place his hopes on the fourth child, so he named it "changing the cloud", which means changing the cloud. Many things happen. Old four is finally a boy, and his goal has been achieved, that is, the change has succeeded, so he named it "change". I had a son and wanted a second son, so I gave birth to a fifth. Fortunately, it is really a son, but it is said that this young man was only over three kilograms when he was born. Everyone said that he couldn't live any longer, which made the child's grandfather very worried, so he decided to give the child an ugly name because it would be easier to raise the child. Finally, I decided to name it "coward". I don't want this coward to really live. Eat well and be healthy. Maybe that's the name.

After giving birth to five children, Gaiyun's mother was in her fifties and accidentally got pregnant again. Seeing another son at birth made the whole family very happy. The old lady held her son in her arms and said to her father, "Other children can't count on us, so let's count on this old pimple to provide for the elderly. Let's call it' leaving roots'. " Gaiyun's father grinned, patted his thigh and shouted, "Yes, this is called leaving roots."

So there are:

Fuyun

Gaiyun

Changing clouds

become

coward

Liugen

Who can name an interesting name?

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One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd.

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"

The man felt puzzled and replied, "Do you have any medicine?"

The people in the car snickered!

The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?"

The whole car is hilarious!

The bus driver stopped to lie on the steering wheel and laugh!

This is met by a friend who works in Zhujiang Road.

The bus was so crowded that a woman stood at the door.

A GG pushed out of the car from the rear,

Say "sorry, get off" to the woman, and the woman will move.

GG stepped on her when she pushed over.

As a result, the woman was so fierce that she scolded "You are crazy!" You're crazy! ~ ~ ",loud enough for the whole car to see.

GG was silent for a long time. When he got off the bus, he couldn't bear it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!"

The whole car burst into laughter ~!

There are some funny children in the back who have been playing the scene just now.

A said, "You are crazy! . . . B said, "You repeat the machine. " .。

The whole car burst into laughter ~!

Later, a little MM wanted to get off the bus, too, and squeezed over and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!"

The whole car laughed again ~!

The woman didn't speak, and a word came from the side, "Are you out of power?"

The whole car is laughing ~!

On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, there is only one little joke dedicated to a hard-working friend. I wish you success in your work and a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

Interesting name

Funny name Daquan music teacher is called organ, bodybuilding teacher is called Chen Yaling, and boiler heat treatment professional teacher is called Wu Yanmei.

* There is a school doctor named "Duan Zhen" in the school doctor's office of my middle school. We don't go to see her for an injection. * I know a person named Zhu Yiqun and Yang Yizhi * There is a teacher named Yin Genfa in our high school, and we all call him Yan. Hehe * Ma Zhantian * There is a girl named Qin Shousheng who doesn't know what her parents think * There is a girl named Yang Ni in junior high school. The little girl is in poor health and is always ill. Every time the head teacher called her, it was Yang Ni-Yang Ni-,and finally she simply called her "Niang". Is mom sick again? "* Wu An -a driver * Fan Shigang * once watched TV, and there was a student named Liu on the cast list who failed the final exam of his sophomore year. His name is Song, and he is his classmate.

* When I was in junior high school, the dean of the school was called "Jiao Hougen", which was exactly the same as the "heel" in Suzhou dialect. * There was a classmate named "Duan Ming", which was pronounced the same as "death" in Suzhou dialect and later renamed.

* Shanghai TV Station has a female reporter named Hu Yun and a female reporter named Hu Yue. Can anyone believe the reported news? * When I was in college, I went to the middle school on behalf of the branch to inspect the performance of a classmate (a party activist). His former class teacher's surname was Zhao Zhuren (unknown at that time). At the end of the inspection, another student, party member and I said politely, "Goodbye, Director Zhao!" In fact, he is just a Chinese teacher and has no official duties.

I didn't know the teacher's name until I came back. * An old cousin, the elder brother is called "Chen Cambridge" and the younger brother is called "Chen Fudan", but neither of them went to high school.

My high school classmate Wu has no problem pronouncing in Cantonese, but a Hunan teacher came. The pronunciation of "Wu" and "Hu" is unclear and becomes a "fox". After several bursts of laughter, the classmate was never named again. * There was a child named Ziteng, whose name was originally elegant, and his father's surname was Du. Suppressed for a long time, he endured it. A few years ago, a colleague of mine was bored looking through the phone book, only to find an old man calling him with his public phone number.

Hello, I'm looking for Chen Niao. "I am! "there is also a very funny: an old worker named Gou xuegan-> > dog learns chicken! ! ! There is also the name of a college classmate and colleague, one is Mi Yongcang and the other is Liang Wanku.

There is also a college roommate named Zhi- > > who is not interested! ! ! High school classmate (female) and her sister, a pair of strange names: Wang Yu Tianjiao, Wang Yu Shenzhou, how about it, domineering enough! * A classmate of Jiaotong University: Yan Fei, the roll call at the beginning of school is laughing; After 1 month of military training, I changed my name: Fei. I didn't laugh originally, but I turned over this time. Unfortunately, a patient named Manager Tian was laid off. * At the beginning of the semester, the teachers call the roll in turn: Zhang San, Li Si,.

. Belly! -Bailey? No one answered. For a long time, he raised his hand in a low voice all his life and said, "Teacher, is your name Zhu Yuepo?" Teacher:: -O All the students except Zhu Yuepo::-) * My head teacher in high school is Gou, who changed his name during the summer vacation. Later, when he started school, some students met him and addressed him as Mr. Gou. He was furious: I have never been surnamed Gou! * One of my classmates, an electrician, is called Pang Guangda.

There are two directors in the kindergarten, the male surnamed Gong and the female surnamed Mom. There are two teachers in the foundation department of Southwest University of Science and Technology, who are very strict. Many students fell into their hands for the exam. One is Li Fuzhou (students call him "Li capsized"), the other is Shi (students call him "mortal", Sichuan dialect doesn't distinguish between death and history) * When I was in college, some students in other departments called Duan * Zhu Chuanzong, a National People's Congress, and Zhang Chuanzong. * My cousin also has a classmate named Bi Yuntao * The manager of a hotel here is called money manager.

My former client's name is Zhang Mian Gandel, and my colleague's name is Cao Daao. We all call him Cao nao.

. * A friend named Li, who passed on stories for three generations, won a son. After months of hard thinking, he won the first prize: Li Gen.

Ask for some funny names

Liu Chan (also a man)

Yang Wei (awesome, maybe young)

Lai (still a man)

Qin Shousheng (thanks to his parents' thinking)

Pang Yanguang (I must have held back my urine when I was a child)

Du Qiyan (round, with a belly in the middle? )

Wei (male)

Correcting thick roots (wearing high heels)

Shen Jingbing (awesome)

Qin Shou (probably)

Dong (Cantonese love to call the ball)

Different skin (what the hell)

Ji (very good)

Pang Guangda (so that the waist may look thinner)

Li Changfu (why bother)

Bian Zusai (take some medicine)

Fan Jian (...)

Xia (there are many names to chase)

Fan Tong (may have eaten too much)

David Moses (quotation marks)

To (want to kiss)

Lin Shouye (there must be a shop at home)

Zhu Yiqun and Yang Yizhi (definitely animal lovers)

Wu Baoan (said to be the driver)

(It used to be a very elegant name, but my father's surname is Du. That was a close call. Du Can doesn't call it that. )

Ranked first: stone

Yan Fei (laughed a lot at the roll call at the beginning of school; After 1 month's military training, I changed my name to Fei Hong Zhong, but those who didn't laugh turned over this time. )

1. The music teacher called the organ; 2. The bodybuilding teacher is called Chen Yaling; 3. The professional teacher of boiler heat treatment is Wu Yanmei; There is a school doctor named "Duan Zhen" in the school doctor's office. We won't go to see her for an injection. ...