What are the classic lines of Squidward Tentacles?

Squidward Tentacles's classic quotations are as follows.

1, Goodbye Spongebob, I will miss you (wiping away tears sadly, walking to the house).

2. Goodbye Spongebob! Ha ha ha ha (celebrating the ribbon flying out of the window).

3. oh! Don't! Spongebob, back off.

I don't want everyone to believe those stories from empty heads and boring mouths.

I get a piece of paper, and you get useless garbage, la la la la la.

6. The air on payday is especially sweet.

7. Why do I encounter misfortune every ten minutes in my life?

If I add some wigs, I will be the most handsome person in bikini beach.

9. Thank you, nothing.

10. No, I'm not ready yet. I will never be ready.

1 1. Spongebob: "Hi-Squidward Tentacles-".

12. Spongebob I don't know, what do you want to do today?

13. Crab boss (shouting at hooligans): You old rascal.

14. I won, I won, I won, oh, choo choo.

15. Spongebob "Do you know why the chicken crossed the road?" Send a big star shook his head and sent a big star "I don't know. Spongebob is going to cross the road because of the chicken.

16. Squidward Tentacles in this wallpaper looks so sad that she feels like crying. She looks particularly pitiful.