What comments on cool dog music make you laugh?

Type: enthusiasm

Comment punch line: rhythm and its powerful "sad piano music" combined with the chemical action produced by the sewing machine that keeps swinging back and forth is enough. Destroyer Conan, the smoke from the pedal is really nothing, but if you don't stop your homework in time, maybe the pedal will ignite a real fire. If you burn down the factory, you will not only lose the excellent employee award, but also pay for the factory.

Funny comment: It's a good idea to ask Beethoven to grab you a red envelope for 200 yuan, but be careful with the screen of your mobile phone, and don't forget that speed is weight. Uncle Bei's six-pulse Excalibur will kill your small mobile phone immediately, and you will lose 200 yuan and a mobile phone.

Comment: This is an inspirational story. Look! A piano piece can actually change a person's fate! I think this story can be made into a movie, and its name is Hong Qigong drifting north. This sad piano song is the theme song, and it will definitely be a good box office. The story tells the story of a beggar who decided to go to Beijing to beg after listening to Beethoven's piano music. ! )

-Just like this piano piece by Uncle Bei, pathetic!

(Jay Chou fans have five seconds to reach the battlefield)

Nocturne-Jay Chou

Type: fashion, sadness, love

Funny point: When we were young, we watched Stephen Chow's movies, listened to Jay Chou's songs ... and read Zhou Shuren's texts.

I seem to see the young Runtu holding the golden cudgel of the Supreme Treasure and humming Jay Chou's nunchakus ... running wild under the curved moon. The whole army attacked.

Funny comment: Listen to a song 300 times, about 3 minutes, even 900 minutes, 60 minutes an hour, you have listened to it 300 times ... 15 hours, your ears are almost exploding! !

I took you there.

I'm impressed with you.

Big brother ... the original words of the song are "a group of bloodthirsty ants are attracted by carrion", right? ...

You are a bloodthirsty ant. You are attracted to rotten meat Jay Chou. ...

This is a compliment.

If he is carrion ... we are ants.

Hair as snow.-Jay Chou

Type: Chinese style

Funny comment: Awesome, there are too many fans in Jay Chou. How old does this tea shop have to be to get together ... but it's a good dream. Let me know if the tea shop really opens, and I'll join in. ...... I can give your tea shop a good name, called "Oh, nice tea shop."

Comment: I was the principal of xxx primary school. Unfortunately, I am constipated all the year round. Fortunately, hearing the children's songs will make me feel much more relaxed, so I will let them sing before class, but one day I get angry when I hear their songs ... I passed by a class and heard ... "Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala ..." for more than three minutes. ! !

Go away! Go out and run laps! ! !

Pull! I told you to pull!

Sunny-Jay Chou

Type: popular

Witty comment: nurse's cucumber, nurse's cucumber ... am I too dirty or am I too dirty? ω? ) ...

Blue and white porcelain-Jay Chou (forgive me, I'm Jaffe ...)

Type: Chinese style

Laughter comment: 4 workbooks, 1 oral calculation, concise ... Is there any inevitable connection between the song "Blue and White Porcelain" and primary school students' homework? ! The little brother below has a higher explosion point. The last sentence "the teacher is obscene" is really the finishing touch ...-I am your class teacher, so study hard for me!

Nunchaku-Jay Chou

Type: It's up to you.

Laughing comment: "I want to be an astronaut, and my grandparents are so happy that they gave me my favorite Mujiro jelly." This is grandparents training their children to eat liquid food and eat it in space.

"I'm going to play nunchakus ~ I'm going to play (Bruce Lee) ~ My grandparents are so happy that they gave me a big mouth that I like to eat." This is your grandparents training your fighting ability. Your brother downstairs said well, practicing nunchakus is often scarred! I guess it's a big mouth. )

You don't understand the good intentions of grandparents.

In the name of father-Jay Chou.

Type: popular

Witty comment: The effect of this song is infinite Harle, which leads to illusion. Awesome old iron, too overbearing, all welding aircraft carriers, listening to welding aircraft carriers once, flying saucers twice, welding planets three times, listening to it several times and saying that you don't weld a galaxy, domineering.

As the saying goes:

Welding air in the air and on the ground,

Welding wind welding rain welding galaxy!

Please laugh three times, there is no trouble in life.

The article is very funny, but there is little sadness between the eyebrows.

See lanterns after rain, drink the bright moon before the wind,

Dancing with the accompaniment of drunkenness, the golden song is a dream.