Wei Zi talks funny jokes.

"If you need someone to accompany you to the end"

"I won't refuse."

2、

Are you a book?

"The more I look at it, the more I want to see it."

3、

"I have a bold idea."

"What idea?"

"Put on your skirt and let's sit on the grass."

4、

"Good night, I hope you can have a good dream."

"I mean"

"I'm in a dream"

5、

"If you warm your bed every night"

"I will definitely not stay up late."

"You can also exercise."

6、

"It's not good to give up halfway."

"So I suggest you."

"Like me until I am old"

7、

"Why did you hit me?"

"When did I hit you?"

"You touched my heart."

8,

"If you don't walk well, you have to fall into my heart."

"I can't even get rid of it."

"No way, I can only let you stay."

9、

"People are always greedy"

"I just wanted to talk to you at first."

"But I finally want to keep you for myself."

10、

"You don't have to take a driver's license test."

"I want to be your driver all my life"

1 1、

"Love you is concrete"

"Specific to18cm"

12,

"My mobile phone is dead."

"Can we find a hotel to charge for a while?"

13,

"I hope you have me in your heart during the day"

I want you to have me on you at night.

14,

"ah! Give me your hand. "

"why"

"I want to feel the hand of my future girlfriend."

15,

"Can I smoke?"

"no"

"Then why do you smoke so beautifully?"

16,

"Today, you neglected my love."

"I will continue to haunt you tomorrow."

17,

"I had a dream last night"

Dream with you in the Spring and Autumn Period

18、

"I want you to be me"

Woman on the tip of the tongue

19、

"Do you love me?"

"love"

"What's the use of just saying love?"

"Let's do it together."

20,

"Marry me"

"If not, let's fall in love first."