Sand sculpture homophonic humorous sentences that can make you laugh at abdominal muscles

A sand sculpture humorous sentence that can make you laugh at your abdominal muscles (I) 1. A sheep can become handsome only after taking a thousand baths, because a sheep takes a thousand baths.

2. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is muddy.

I haven't washed my hair at home for four days, so sexy.

4. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.

One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that? Did you make up?

6. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

7. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

8. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

9. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

10. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle couldn't stop for a while. Mom said it was because it was a small spiritual fire.

1 1. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or ... silence."

12. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't go, don't go, don't go, you hear me? Please don't go.

13. I went to work in the field today, and I was fortunate to be a star. People who pass by call me Driba.

14. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.

15. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

16. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will not bite.

17. I know three kinds of berries. Strawberry misses me. Which one do you like

18. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

Sand sculpture humorous sentences that can make you laugh at abdominal muscles (part two) 19. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper in your ear "I am purple potato, and so are you".

20. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

2 1. Once upon a time, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. The snake couldn't help it. Did you hear that?

22. The mushroom was walking on the road and was accidentally hit by an orange. The mushroom said, "I have no eyes. Go to the fourth one." Then the orange died. Because mushrooms are fungi, "fungi will kill oranges, and oranges will die."

23. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

24. One day, I was dying while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

25. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

26. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. Drink up and sigh. Sour drinks!

27. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just about dogs in front of them, but also about dogs all over the street.

28. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."

29. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

Xiaoming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said his throat was "inflamed" and he said "hi".

3 1. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

32. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

33. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

34. The truck met a taxi for the first time. The truck said, "I'll call a truck." The taxi said, "I'll call a taxi." The truck said, "Stop screaming and I'll take you!" "

One day, the elk got lost. He called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!" " "

36. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

Sand sculpture homophonic humor can make you laugh at abdominal muscles (Chapter 3) 37. If you don't fool me, then what are you fooling? Hong Shixian?

38. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

39. What are the benefits of a man being lascivious? Okay, what about you?

40. I have just been reported by my neighbor to disturb the people because I am too poor.

4 1. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

42. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

43. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.

44. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

45. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

46. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

47. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was disbanded. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

48. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.

49. Get off the road, Kay. Dad is in the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

50. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

5 1.m had a fight with n, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.

52. I really don't advise you to take the bus. I took six stops and liked fifteen boys.

53. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

54. A cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

A sand sculpture humorous sentence that can make you laugh at your abdominal muscles (Chapter 4) 55. When a deer takes a picture of a rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit cried out in a hurry, "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

56. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?

57. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

58. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

59. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

60. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

6 1. Look here, I have two erasers. You didn't, did you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).

62. I fried skewers on the roadside again. I bought a squid beard in the shop. I feel uncomfortable after eating it. The doctor said my name is empty beard (so empty)

63. The Queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have nothing in the future.

64. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "

65. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

66. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

67. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

68. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

69. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

70. The Wulin leader was cornered by him, sitting on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for his hand to raise his knife. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can post a lot for you to search ..."