Funny classic lines of love apartment 2

1, Zi Qiao: I tell you, my major in college is ... lore!

2. Zi Qiao: I can't grasp his pulse. My veterinary license is going to be a white-collar worker!

3. Zhang Wei: Your youth, with nowhere to put it, was nailed to the cross!

4. Zhang Wei: There is a famous saying that flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

5. Fairy: Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas!

6, Xiaoxian: Tigers don't send cats, you treat me as critically ill!

7. Fairy: Gossip is the fourth instinct of human beings!

8. Fairy: How do I feel that they look at me like animals!

9. Guan Gu: Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac? Do you mean two rooms and two halls?

10, Xiaoxian: Is there anything else in this world that can make exterminators feel depressed? She lost her sword?

1 1, Zi Qiao: Since ancient times, people have to die, neither too early nor too late!

12, Xiaoxian: After listening to other people's stories, I shed my own tears, blocked the blood in my heart, and finally spit it out!

13, Guangu: My heart is pounding like a little dinosaur!

14, Yifei: I don't care about idiots, otherwise everyone won't know who they are!

15, Zi Qiao: My sister is an adult wife, but the green hat remains in her heart!

16, Yifei: If I don't punish you, you won't know that I am smart and brave!

17, Guan Gu: Every time she smiles like this, nothing good will happen. Last time she laughed like that, the price of oil went up!

18, Xiaoxian: Perfect? It's almost over, and you still stink!

19, Zi Qiao: The left eye jumps, the peach blossoms bloom, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums bloom, just like the strong wind in spring. When you get up at night, a hundred flowers bloom in spring.

20. For the health of you and your family, please turn down the volume!

1, Zi Qiao: Ceng Xiaoxian, you are a man. What excites you should be the devil's figure, not the devil's stepmother!

2. Fairy: Hum, my right eyelid jumped yesterday and you said I was having an affair.

Zi Qiao: You don't understand. The left eye jumps over the peach blossom and the right eye jumps over the chrysanthemum. As the saying goes ... like a strong wind in spring, it blows at night and a hundred flowers bloom in spring!

3. Fairy: No, there are only 24 episodes of the devil's stepmother.

Guangu: But you have seen 40 episodes of Where Is My Mom Going, 80 episodes of Don't Cry After Divorce, and 160 episodes of Being a Daughter-in-law. Congratulations ... you have experienced a woman's life!

4. Yifei: We are distinguished guests. Don't act like a decoration team.

5. Fairy: Am I new-new-new? In the first season, I am the protagonist!

6. Yifei: Listen, the previous model was Zhanbo, Wan Yu and me. Now they are together. They are Zhan Bo and Wan Yu (Dun) and me. You got it?

Guangu: Oh! I know. This is a Chinese sentence-breaking exercise that I often do.

7. Director: Little girl, this is called costume magic drama. Where can I watch an action movie now? If you don't have a mother-in-law, bad debts and a third party, you won't even want to go to the prime file.

8. Fairy: Wait, I'll give you a hint. A good man is me. I am ... Zeng. ...

Zhang Wei: Brother Zeng! I've heard a lot about you.

9. Zi Qiao: Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has to die sooner or later.