Wei Zi's funny dialogue

The classic funny dialogue 1 in the notes of grave robbery is a dialogue with bald men-"I dig specially." The bald man said, "Are you an architect? No wonder, we are not in the same circle. You build houses for the living, and I study houses for the dead. We still have an intersection. " "I'm not an architect, I'm a digger. I have to dig out the dead house you studied. "

The conversation between the fat man and the bald man when the sea is rough and the sand is sinking: "Generally speaking, I am actually an underground worker." Hearing this, the bald man was awed and said, "It turned out to be a public security soldier, and I was rude."

On the way to Guazi Temple. . We first took a long-distance bus, then a long-distance bus, then a long-distance motorcycle, and then a cow. When we finally got off the cart, we saw nothing, and then we saw a dog running in front of us. My uncle patted it and invited the tour guide. "Old man, shall we ride this dog next time? I'm afraid that's enough! "

When the fat man first appeared. . It turned out to be a man with a big crock on his head and a flashlight in his hand, and an Egyptian poss. There are two holes in the crock, and two thieves look out of the holes, which is very hateful.

When the seven-star suspected coffin met the female corpse: I opened my eyes and saw that my face was almost attached to the face of the female corpse. If I went down a little, I would be mouth to mouth. At this moment, when I looked at it, I suddenly saw a little saber pinned to the waist of the armored corpse next to her, and I couldn't help but be overjoyed. I said to myself, "this fairy, I am forced by the times, so he won't mind borrowing a knife from your friend, will he?" Thinking about it, I tried my best to reach for the saber. Suddenly, I grabbed the handle and pulled it hard. I didn't expect the knife to be so tight. Instead of pulling it out, I tore off the belt of the armored corpse. I see. Oh, no, why did you pull his belt so that you wouldn't turn against me? "

Suddenly a sweet wind, a woman's two arms suddenly fell on my shoulder. I was shocked, and the whole person was scared stiff. At this time, the body on the side also hit hard. Hearing the bad words, I shouted in my heart, "Dude, it's your wife who won't let me go now, not that I treat her lightly." Don't make a mistake! "

I was hesitating when I heard someone shouting from far and near. I looked up and it was none other than the fat man. Then he saw me and froze when he saw me. "Comrade, do you work for the flower girl?"

6 genting tiangong time. Fat man saw A Ning team rich weapons and equipment. Sidao said to Chenpi, "Grandpa, you said you wouldn't buy a gun. You see people coming out with guns. What should I do if I have to fight? Why not use the washbasin as a shield and slap them with sanitary napkins?

Grasshoppers are bloodthirsty. They must be attracted by the snake blood here. The fat man said: "I didn't evaluate this thing when I evaluated the four pests. It's really a grievance."

When the fat man was slapped by a woman on the train to Hangzhou. . "You women in Hangzhou are too fierce. You fat man, I seldom pick a topic on the train to relieve boredom, so I broke my mouth and my mother's goods were smashed. Who the fuck said Jiangnan women were made of water? Doesn't this pit me? I think it's water. " This fat man has said it many times. I know what happened. On the train, a girl looks very thin. The fat man looked at the girl, wearing heavy makeup. At the same time, she complained that the smell inside the car was not very clean. Of course, the fat man's feet are too smelly, which sounds annoying and boring. He just kowtowed to her and said, elder sister, you are so beautiful, why are you so thin? Look at your two children with trouser legs. There are lanterns hanging in the pants that are blown by the wind, and there are two propellers inside. You can generate wind by farting.

I slapped my mouth before it was over. I'm very happy to hear that. It's good to tell him that people didn't take you to the police station. You know, there is a crime in this world called hooliganism, and you have been suspected. The fat man grinned and said he looked like that. Oh, call me a hooligan. Lei Zi can't believe it. I'm definitely the victim.

9 When encountering a python-the python is extremely strong, the fat man rolls up as soon as he rolls, and is pulled into the air to prepare for strangulation. The fat man took advantage of the moment when the snake rolled up, faded out from the snake and rolled to my feet. At this point, he was flushed and even had no strength to stand up. I will hold his armpit and drag him behind the tree, but I don't want him to vomit. My heart is not good. It's not that my internal organs have been ground. I was busy asking him how he was.

He pushed me away, stood up with great difficulty, took another big spit, and then said, "Dizzy snake, @ @ @, is even more dizzy than a roller coaster."

10 stuffy oil bottle wants to travel-the fat man said, I think we should sign him up for a tour group and prepare some money to let him go out for a walk. Otherwise, why don't we just propose for him and give him to a rich woman? With the beauty of my little brother, it is estimated that I still have to make money. Let them go by themselves in the future. what do you think? "

1 1 Go to the farmhouse before the stuffy oil bottle. The fat man said, "Little brother, I really can't see that you used to be a farmer." The fat man picked up the hoe on one side and said, "It's noon when weeding, I'm weeding, and you're noon."

12 dialogue when encountering snakes in the jungle-I shook my head and said, "I don't think we should act rashly, but we should find out their intentions first, otherwise it will be too passive." The fat man grinned: "You are so innocent. We are not snakes. How can we get rid of snakes? " We can all analyze the intentions of Taoist priests. We should treat these snakes as human beings. If a group of people come in and kill the only woman among us, then don't kill us, but keep our nerves nervous in this way, what do you think their purpose is?

The three men were silent, and the fat man frowned and hesitated: "At this rate, are they all female snakes, coveting our beauty?"

When Innocent went to the basement, he said, Do you want me to see if his sauerkraut is ready? .

In the sleepy room of Genting Palace, he said innocently, fairies, let's go and leave the fat man to play with you. .

In Lu's palace, Wu Xie fell on the woman.

Wu Xie:

To tell the truth, fortunately, I stopped my strength at the moment I landed, and I didn't press it down, otherwise my body would definitely be squeezed out by me.

Don't mind getting together everywhere