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1, how can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother. (spoof classic old songs, do you know the name of the song? )

2. Emperor: Sister Rong, why do you embarrass Swallow and Wei Zi? What's your motive, you humble slave? Sister Rong knelt on the ground and said with tears in her eyes, Your Majesty, do you remember the summer by Daming Lake and Sister Rong who was rowing?

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

4. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

5. The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card, and the second part: I didn't do the listening and reading composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives or universities or churches!

7. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military. .

8, people are iron, fan is steel, and they don't pretend to panic for a day.

9. Looking at the beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

10, boss, do you have any coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.

1 1, not all men and women are equal, why can't I go to the ladies' room?

12, I'm not afraid to kick you, I'm afraid the Nike on my feet is dirty.

13, who did you make that expression with? . I owe you an overdue loan or something.

14. If you hang up, please burn me a sister.

15, ask what the world is like, just ask people to take off their clothes and pants,

16, my mother said that if anyone bothered me while I was playing games, I would give him a bottle of Fuyanjie.

17, there are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

18. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

19, the four most challenging things in history: repairing elevators for Everest, tiling the Great Wall, wearing gloves for flies and masks for mosquitoes.

20. You have a face that invites you to scold me.

2 1, a friend's wife can't bully, but she can sleep.

There are thousands of men in the world, and I have to change every day. .

23. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are still alive. He should be dead.

24. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave. This article is organized by.

25. If one day my sister becomes cruel and crazy, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

26. Seeing you is like seeing a small vegetable in the market, 50 cents each.

27. Shanglian: House prices have gone up, land prices have gone up, oil prices have gone up, electricity prices have gone up, water prices have gone up, food prices have gone up, meat prices have gone up, egg prices have gone up, vegetable prices have gone up, and drug prices have gone up. This one has gone up, and that one has gone up. How to get a word up? Go up and go up. The second part: it is difficult to go to school, join the army, find a job, buy a house, rent a house, choose a spouse, get married, have children, seek medical care, provide for the elderly, men and women, and see the world even harder. Hengpi: Living in China!

28. A trip to Shenzhou is ok for me. I don't have to pay to see if you can do it.

29. 10 to 12 women who don't sleep are shameless; Not sleeping at 4 am is not death; Do you often live a shameless and desperate life? !

30. You don't want beauty or money. What do you want? !

3 1, I am an immortal, please smoke something. The Buddha said that smoke without fire does not make a positive result, and fire without smoke does not make a fairy!

32. She is a widow. I can't let her be a widow.

33. There is a kind of crash called incorrect password input, a kind of panic called account login in different places, a kind of feeling called invisibility, a kind of misunderstanding called human-computer offline, and a kind of loss that you don't have access rights!

34. Super funny signature: It is better to seduce a man to be good to himself than to be good to a man.

35. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is your skill!

36, I don't want much, a glass of water, a piece of bread, a sentence I love you; If you are extravagant, I hope: you pour the water yourself, you cut the bread yourself, and you tell me I love you!

37. When you do something right, no one will remember it; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong!

38. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to enter sogou!

The classic says: being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

1, familiar places have no scenery; There are traps in unfamiliar places.

2, some love, have to, each Ann Tianya.

3. Life is like chess. If you make progress, you will retreat. Retreat is advance. You gain something, you lose something. If you lose, you gain. Taking a step back is for further progress, further for the next step, and taking a step back is for the next step. If you lose a soldier, you can protect your car. If you lose a small one, you can gain a big one. Although the chessboard is small, take a step back and broaden your horizons.

If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

5. If you are invited, you will go with it for the rest of your life.

6. Many times, we all need the courage to cut off our retreat. Because there is a retreat behind us, we will feel lucky and comfortable, and the pace of progress will slow down; If there is no retreat behind us, we can concentrate all our energy, go forward and win a way out for ourselves.

7. If you quarrel like husband and wife, talk like friends, flirt like first love, and protect each other like brother and sister, then you are destined to be together.

8. You will never be alone. Because, there must be a person in this world who is trying to come to you.

9, there is a kind of loss, can not be said, can only rely on feelings; There is a kind of sadness that can't be said and can only be relied on; There is a kind of love that can only be concealed by deception; There is a kind of heartache called wordless sex. -Zhang Ailing

10, being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

1 1. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?

12, time is not necessarily love, but it must be seen. Sometimes I am afraid that time will tell me the truth.

13. Patience is an ability and a realm. If you are a weak flower and want to bloom your beauty, you have to endure lonely growth; If you are a train entering a tunnel and want to bathe in the warm sunshine, you have to endure the cold darkness. After staying up all night, the sky will be bright; If you endure the cold winter, spring will come.

14, a person must be lovelorn emotionally at least once, fail in his career once, and make mistakes in his choice once before he can really grow up.

15, sometimes, someone who loves you is close at hand, but often another person can make you feel sad and worried. You shed tears for him and mourn for him. You just say give, don't give back. You think this is love, but it's just human feelings: what you can't get is the best; Easy to get, often do not know how to cherish. At the same time, I am also hurting people who love you deeply. Love is often a thousand times, only to find that it is always by your side.

16, a person must be neither too smart nor too stupid to be truly happy. People call this state between intelligence and stupidity the wisdom of life.

17, if I can't fall in love, I like to be spoiled and spoiled. In the irreversible impermanence, I long to believe that a man will love me endlessly. Amy Cheung

18. Youth should be like dandelions in spring. Even if it is weak, it has no ability to grow wings and will be blown away by the wind. Even if you land in a place you don't know, you will walk into an uncultivated virgin land. In this way, you will know that the world is no longer just a beautiful glass room, and you will see that it is no longer just a wall that blocks your heart.

19, it is difficult for a person who does not appreciate himself to be happy. -San Mao heart-to-heart conversation

20. Everything has two sides: life is full of bitterness and sweetness; Love is fun when there is trouble and harmony; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy and sunny days; Sometimes it's precious to keep in touch. The meaning of life lies not in holding a good hand, but in playing a bad one.

Talk about girls' personality: being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

First, I don't want to give it away, and I don't want others to give it to me. For those who are really reluctant to leave, the moment of parting is like an operation. As usual, anesthesia should be used first to let the patient spend the pain in the fog, so the pain of parting is best avoided. A friend said, you go, I won't see you off; Come, rain or shine, I will pick you up. I appreciate that mood best.

Second, life is made by oneself, and it is born by heart. Everything in the world changes, the heart does not move, everything does not move, the heart does not change, and everything does not change.

Third, if you are happy, your life will be happy.

Fourth, what is a sense of security? I have some money on me, and my mobile phone has some electricity. I have some reliable friends around me and my indomitable spirit.

5. You can coax me back, not because you have the ability, but because I can't bear to part with you.

6. There is always a dream in the beloved heart, and there are always traces of tears flowing through it. What will happen may never be peaceful. If the story can be repeated, you will always be the only one for me.

Seven, life, there are more than thirty thousand days! Time passes by, as if it has been spent, and it can't be found again. It hurts to think of it, but the heart is getting richer and richer because of the accumulation of years, and everything has not increased or decreased between gains and losses.

It really doesn't matter how good he is, it belongs to him. What really matters is how good he is to you, which belongs to you.

I accidentally downloaded you to my heart, but now, it tells me that this file can't be deleted.

Ten, some things, once turned around, once a year, for a lifetime.

11. We are tired because we often waver between persistence and giving up. We are worried because our memory is so good that what we should remember and what we shouldn't remember will remain in our memory. We suffer because we pursue too much. The reason we are unhappy is that we care too much, not that we have too little, but that we care too much.

Twelve, don't read, Wan Li Road is just a postman.

Thirteen, in order not to let happiness come too fast, in order not to let happiness go too fast, we wait together.

14. Life is a lotus with a thousand petals. Since it refuses to bloom, it also refuses to wither.

If I wait for someone to come back, I hope that when she sees me, I am a person worthy of his appreciation.

16. Being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

17. Be a simple woman, take off the pearls and live quietly in your inner world. Pro-landscape, close to nature, love pen and ink, and manage yourself into a faint landscape. Perhaps, she won't make people stunned in an instant, but she is like a small potted plant in front of the window, green, unpretentious, Jing Ya, sniffing, watching and pondering.

At the age of eighteen, I finally felt the power of time when I was growing up. It can cut everything and repair everything. Only time is the touchstone of vows, and the veil of truth and falsehood will be lifted when it is handed over to time.

Your time is limited, don't live for others. Don't be limited by dogma, don't live in other people's thoughts. Don't let other people's opinions affect your inner voice. The most important thing is to follow your heart and intuition bravely. Only your heart and intuition know what you really think, and everything else is secondary.

Twenty, no one is watching, but also strive to grow up, there are many eyes, hidden in places you can't see.

Twenty-one, my mother said that as long as I admit my mistake, I will hold hands again; You said that sometimes admitting mistakes can make us hold hands again. Relatives will always forgive because you are their child; Lovers are always unforgivable because we are all children.

Twenty-two, this little flower of life, in the sunshine of smiling face, will bloom one day!

Being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

Only those who can stand on their own feet can enjoy leisure.

Life is like a waterfall, a thrilling moment, and then a dull future.

Heaven rewards diligence. Maybe if you pay, there is no return, and if you don't pay, there is no return.

Life is full of pain, and we are lucky to have been here.

Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness and fatigue for you, so people always have to learn to grow up for a while.

Dreaming is just a kind of intelligence, and realizing dreams is a kind of ability.

The more you care about others, the less you care about yourself.

The most important thing in the world is not where we are but where we are going.

All great actions and thoughts have an ordinary beginning.

Reality is this shore, success is the other shore, and there is a swift river in the middle. Interest is a bridge over the river. You can cross it as long as you act.

The faster you run, the greater the resistance of the wind. Resistance is closely related to achievement.

Time tells you what aging is, and memory tells you what innocence is. Don't dwell on past memories. Yesterday's sun cannot dry today's clothes.

If I don't, I have to, I have to, I will.

If you really choose to do something, then the whole world will help you.

Once a teacher, always a father.

When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal.

The lamp of life is lit by enthusiasm, and the boat of life is moved forward by hard work.

Being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

If you have the courage to start, you will have the pride of success.

Anyone who is timid for a moment may let go of the sweet bait that luck extends to him at this moment.