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Are there any good cross talk jokes?
I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, my life, my college life, I am a triad, I want to fight against the three customs, I want to get married, I want to travel and so on.
There are many, you can find your favorite ~:/index.asp.
Degang Guo
Stand-up comedy
(1) length:
An anecdote about Kangxi's private visit to Beijing, in which a bachelor bet on Song Jingang, was born.
Master Shuo's blood splashed on the white dog's grave, and Bai fell from the building and shot the ugly queen.
Lee monster hunt and the Golden Dream. The antique double locust tree toad king tells the story of nine heads and thirteen lives.
Steamed bones, three tests, strange stories from a strange studio, shooting faces, ghost foxes and three treasures of the water margin.
(2) Short stories:
Dayu Water Control Bee, Swallow, Begonia, Red Leaf Wave Kingdom, Zhenfeijing, Temple of Heaven.
Listen to the oriole pavilion, Fanjiadian, Feibiduan, Taiyuan, and play the yellow wax statue of the Western Empress Dowager.
Jia expert redeemed the donkey of heaven and earth by angry wine fans' 24 filial piety.
After being promoted to the third grade in a row, Lun Heizi took a test in Chongzhen, sold his father's meat, sold watermelons and shook briquettes.
I'm afraid that my followers will need a dime a day, and I'm afraid I'll be three risks, three lameness and three myopia.
White horse tells saints to care about the poor and help the rich; On the upsurge of Tianwang Temple Wuyi fairy apprentice.
The 10th National Congress of Yang Yaojiajing Pearl Jade Soup rushed to Beijing to demand an explanation.
A picture of eight-character cinnabar sentenced to hundreds of animals Zheng Xingde shot a corpse for a long time in Haihui Temple.
The naughty first needle Gemini newspaper Su Xiaoxiao Jiaozi Hutong vinegar drinking ground fell off the list.
Southern Tianmen farewell ceremony, housework, Xianfeng Li, golden beans, blood and tears, calligraphy and painting, saw bowl, Ding.
Li Hongzhang went abroad to wear boots, and the ghost pushed the silly daughter-in-law, and her mother-in-law rushed into the palace.
Peach Blossom and Apricot Beauty ChristianRandPhillips Zhang Xiongyan Ai Wowo's learning skills blow the sky and break the letter of three husbands
The two in-laws pushed the thimble to continue, and the cobbler of the five-star building recruited Qi Feibi to chase the thief in Taiyuan Hutong.
Whip Shen Wansan Ding and Peach Blossom Girl to break the Duke of Zhou, and Tibetan Emperor cast a bell empress.
Dog meat, general, wicked Tupiku Hutong, a strange case of a haunted house, and a stone man recruiting relatives to restore the Han map.
One day, the emperor went to thirteen tombs in Shandong to give birth to a prince, and then the rich boy in the West Chamber.
Wolf Mountain Zhao Kuangyin Dasheng Temple gambles, Kirin candles, green tea, jade lanterns, two mountains, wheat and gold.
My son is one year older than my father, and I am afraid to eat noodle soup. I have no children to visit Jiajing with the strange beasts in the mountains.
crosstalk
(1) Pass:
Eight-fan screen white party menu, big bodyguard, geographical map, boasting that the party will sell five devices in three days.
On the Weapon Spectrum of Quanyang Fangzi Fu Guitu's Dark Eight-fan Fangzi Wave Array Selling Meng.
② Pingzhuang:
Smoke tube drum for promotion, business classic, eating monkeys for free, talking about money fans going home to eat Yuanxiao.
Bet on vinegar lamp with big face and big ears, and win by raising turtle red.
On affection, on uncovering tiles and coughing, on crying and pawning, on crying and laughing, on eating coffins sold by jiaozi, and on being afraid of playing drums.
Mountain Xi Jia Xin's Empty City Plan Tianwang Temple's Dead Uncle's Astronomical Small Business Theory Watching Drama
On the five poisons of dreams, fresh business, eating, longevity and longevity, Zhu Fuzi, who studied storytelling and cooking in Nanshan, lived longer.
On the rules, on the heart, on the old, on the opera, on the cure, and on selling noodles and eating moon cakes in the New Year.
Selling hanging tickets, dreaming of getting married, stealing things, inserting needles, tying dolls, playing chess, oriental calligraphy and painting.
On Jin Lan's The Spectrum of Dreams and Deceptions of Married Rich Women.
Talk about learning, ridicule, juggling, respecting the god of wealth, talking about kiln, criticizing jargon, getting married and playing casserole.
(3) Wen Wei:
The Eight Auspicious Articles of Spring Festival couplets were opened in Xijiang River, approved by the Water Margin, and serialized by the studio thimble.
Sell a pair of Sifang poems, poetry clubs, pearls and shutter doors, criticize the poverty of the Three Kingdoms and not be afraid of wits, Jia Renyi.
(4) Mother and son:
Bell, spectrum, six people, seven people; Teasing the five-element poem tree, leafless sheep, improving vomiting on the tree
Learn four aspects, dancing and longevity. Playing riddles spat lotus flowers and did tricks to get his wife to give her son a chicken to climb the tree.
(5) pour:
Learn Latin movies from four provinces, learn Jinan dialect, learn Tianjin dialect, find a hall and dare not take a bath, learn Ningbo dialect.
Fear of divination, fear of pigs eating tofu, fear of old Beijing dialect, fear of pulling carts, fear of selling vegetables, fear of paying rent, fear of learning Manchu.
(6) filariasis (including leg work):
Hongyang Cave, Yellow Crane Tower, Fenhe Bay, Bapo Biandou, Bangzi vernacular.
Learn from Xihe, sell cloth, estimate clothes and goods, and make trouble with the court. Huang Er, Shandong Province, westbound provoked crows.
Weishui River martial arts pendant text pendant opera fans wandering the streets Bai Ying Niang-interview with radio station-Zuo Gong
On Drama and Dialect Drama: Bangzi, Bangzi and Drum are four famous names.
Eight famous artists in Huang Er, Sichuan approved Danxian Miscellaneous School to learn Shadow Play, Los Angeles Play and The Story Of Diu Sim.
The Pearl Shirt of Zhang Mei case in Yangpingguan released the four bears of Cao Wulongyuan.
Wang Erjie's Four Masters Stage Up and Down Japan Bangzi Pingxi Daguan Heizai Calligraphy Quyi Music Hall
The History of Liang Zhu's Mourning in the Improved Henan Opera Selling Horses: Liu Yun's Comments on Yutangchun and Yang Naiwu's Description.
Yang Naiwu and Chinese cabbage are overjoyed and sigh. Life science ditty Bao Gong Xi Shu Lai Bao Tong Ren Tang.
Nod your head and count the seats. Learn from the fans. Kneel before the treasure account. Find the treasure and learn the tune from the local drama.
Learn Lotus Waterfall, learn minor, play with golden branches and eighteen sorrows, and call Wujiapo, Huarong Road, Fan Xiao to meet the Queen.
Hongluan Wenwang Guashe Garden hodgepodge Dadeng Dian Xue Bai Pai Forgot Words Double Allegro
[7] New works
On the status quo of cross talk for 50 years: I have lived in Guangsha for thousands of years; I want to get rich; The adventures of the ugly man.
Evolution: I will celebrate my ancestor Degang Guo's legendary Journey to the West at four o'clock in the Spring Festival Evening.
Group crosstalk
Jin'gangtui Rock Rock IV Wine Preface of Famen Temple Group: Five Pens.
Wu Xun, a four-character phonetic notation teacher, found a five-character overlapping soul and got on the case bridge.
Qin Qiong sells horses, sings, marries daughters-in-law, sings Taiping lyrics, and Huashan talks about bafan base group.
Four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four.
In the Eight Cats Sacrificing Xian Lian Cup Competition, the labor chant trained women to cut cakes and run errands on the shelves.
Taiping lyrics
Liu Ling's Drunk White Snake traveled all over the West Lake. Xiao Shangshoumiao's sister Luo Cheng is divining.
The five dragons hold the sacred layer and see each other's happiness. Qin Qiong watches the storm pavilion and plays the Yellow Wolf Blue Bridge Club.
Gao's elder sister Han Xin predicted divination, and Black Sister advised people to compete with each other.
Green vegetables are famous for insects, Baqiao is famous for robes, and Jingshan Park hates Ning Wuguan, Lion Building and Tianshui.
Two books of Sun Pang's wits were crying for money in the ancestral temple, and Wang Zan and Emperor Yang Di went down to Yangzhou to save their mother.
Ten idle lotus falls
Send four happy songs, Sister Wang, Four Blessed Sunpang, Fighting with Wisdom and Courage, and Outline Guide.
Four big selling ten-mile pavilions, cloves, minced meat, king incense, lying fish, staying in flower pavilions, sawing cylinders.
Allegro book
(Wang, Gao, Li)
Shuang Suoshan Zhanchangsha (Five Books) Single Knife Society Zhang Yu Boiled Sea White Ape Stole Peach Little Widow's Tomb
In the early stage, he listened to Qin gambling on Zhuge Liang, and Emperor Yangdi went to Wujiang, Yangzhou to hate Liu Ling, the king of wine, and learned seven skills.
Wu Song killed tigers, Song Wu fought shops, and the grass was grass-headed, causing trouble at sea, and Song Wu chased Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon.
Tongue twister, ghost temple, sledgehammer, golden cicada, killing four doors, Yang Zhi selling knives, Lu Da Thanos.
The grass boat borrowed the arrow of the two immortals to collect medicine. Hu Di scolded Yamaraja for a nest of black flame mountains (Volume II) three thieves banana fans
Crosstalk drama
Tang Bohu San Xiao points Chou-heung to the top. Wulin anecdotes. Poor girl cries and lives a long life. All Shanghai legends.
The bitch swam around the lake, borrowed an umbrella and lost her son. He shot his little mother Yang Naiwu and Chinese cabbage in The West Chamber.
Ghost Story, Small Pond, Demon Hunting, Journey to the West, Chu-Han Controversy, Wu Sangui Anti-Yunnan.
Cross game
(Jing, Ping and Bang)
On the double-backed stool of Famen Temple in Henan Province, the cloth tiles in the basin are spinning cotton.
Tianhe arranged for Hanako to collect gold three times, but Hanako didn't want to behead at Yuanmen of Weiyang Palace in Huang Jintai.
Take Sun Fu alive, beat the dog, persuade her husband Telly, and complain about smashing the yellow robe and chopping the black donkey.
Shovel officer, the county magistrate of the Tang Dynasty, tried to inform on Zuo Liancheng, the father of Yan Song's war against the North.
Mei Fong House, Qingfeng Pavilion, a picture scroll, capture Nansanfu alive, check the flowers, and the butterfly cup cries at the ancestral temple.
Yaoda plays the shepherd's pen with golden branches, and Sister Yang's spring outing has the same roots and different fruits.
The farewell ceremony of Dabao Wupen Ji was ugly. Tianhe took Snow Goose Niang Huang Ai Yu to the grave.
The third trial of Babao Chai Shunzhi's becoming a monk's grand view of drug addiction Diao Liu's bee plan Li Cuilian's dish
The case of civet cats for princes and jade beads for white horses; The capital of song dynasty intends to oppose Qingyang's longevity.
ma sanli
The disease starts with eating Yuanxiao, teasing you, riding a horn, calculating divination, looking for candy, chasing, eating jiaozi, secret recipe, being careless, checking hygiene, having a meeting on the eighty-first floor, the old man getting drunk, telling lies, learning to lie, giving up his seat, making eight career changes, whose soul is beautiful, Susan, don't cry, pay New Year greetings, selling loess and selling beautiful women.
Opening porridge factory, white banquet, Yellow Crane Tower, buying monkeys, selling tickets, three-character sutra, Xijiangyue, practicing Qigong, antithesis, boasting about the house, pulling foreign films, the charm of cross talk, talking about hygiene, mood, health, naming art, Spring Festival music, starting at 10: 00, celebrating longevity, fishing, meeting fans,
Roast horse divination,
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