What video clips of Sichuan dialect make you laugh so hard?

The most classic Sichuan dialect "Crazy Stone" is the only Chinese mainland film and television work in the "Asian Rising Star Guide" project invested by Andy Lau in 2006. The main actors are Guo Tao, Liu Hua, Bo Huang, Lian Jin and Xu Zheming, while Bo Huang and Guo Tao are also known to the audience for this film. In this movie, Guo Tao speaks Chongqing dialect. Some viewers say that his Chongqing dialect is not authentic, but he thinks that his performance is quite good for northerners who have only studied 10 days. However, I am far from proficient in Chongqing dialect. The lines in it are also very funny, such as: high-tech, driverless! I didn't see it. Do not touch me. Don't drive if you can't drive!