Funny, don't embellish it when I am angry. You think cooking?

1. In my present mood, I just want to say one thing: Where has all the time gone? School started before I finished my homework. Please cheer for me! ! Encourage me to finish my homework! !

2.- I have two lollipops, one for me to eat and the other for you to eat …

3. What is love in the world? The sage replied, "Waste!"

I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped! !

5. It's the end of the world. There's one thing I've been keeping from you. In fact, I'm Altman.

6. I saw a puppy coming to my house at my door! When a car comes to our house!

7, Wangzai sweet girl Oh yeah yeah.

8. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

9. What homework, grades and bad luck to mention in the New Year.

10, is it snowing? God didn't tear his winter vacation homework.

1 1. After my death, I will engrave the QQ number on my tombstone, with the postscript that anyone is allowed to be my friend.

12, if I answer the phone in a strange tone, please be sure to know that I am either abducted or my mother is around.

13, the farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is teaching himself the eighth chapter, and I am reading the catalogue! !

14, Valentine's Day, no one sent chocolate, so we had to eat jiaozi. ...

15, teacher, I'm sorry. I have tried my best to do my homework. It's ... (tears collapse)

16. When I was a child, I liked to play hide and seek. I went home when all my friends were hiding.

17 teacher, can you wait until Logger Vick cuts down trees, the wolf eats sheep, Tom catches Jerry, and the monster eats Tang Priest before we start school! /tears/flow

18. Live for yourself and think of others. How kind and beautiful you are.

19, "Uncle policeman, I lost my bag" and "Don't worry, it's on me"

20. The most refreshing sentence when you are sleepy in class is "Let's find a classmate on the blackboard to do this problem. Do you feel the same way? "

2 1, you don't have to study next semester. I bombed the school. Don't ask me who I am. Please call me Lei Feng.

22. Hu Shi's Art of War, Lu Shi's Spring and Autumn Period and Tang Shi's performance method, and Guangu's inference of Xiandi's conjecture.

If one day I answer the phone in a strange tone, please know that I am either abducted or my mother is around.

24. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

Don't embellish when I am angry. You think cooking?

26. When I was a child, I wrote a composition to help the elderly. Now that I think about it, I am really brave.

27. Everything will be fine. All's well that ends well for lovers, but all's well for lovers. A spoony person comes rain or shine, and a thin lover is like a wolf. I am the Lord with lofty sentiments, and I am the Lord with humble feelings. acracholia

28. Don't always talk to me about money, it will hurt more money. ...

29. "If it's not cheap. To live to this day. 」

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3 1. My ex-boyfriend is getting married. He called me and asked me if I would go. I decisively replied to him: next time.

32. "Why should I give up treatment?" "Because I don't want to give up on you." "You can like me after treatment." "No, only a psychopath will like you."

33, homework, let's break up, we are really not suitable. ...

34. Do you want dumplings or chocolate for Valentine's Day? \ \ \ "\ \" I eat jiaozi with chocolate stuffing! "

35, Chen Hao! Did you build it? I will announce that you are going to Du Zhi! My brain, my heart and my whole body are doing it, announce you!

36. In the end, you will always become the kind of person you hate. I hate local tyrants.

37. Catch the thief first, then curse.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

39. Do you have a bad brain or no brain?

40. Teacher, your mother wants you to go home for dinner. Class is over quickly.

4 1, we agreed to go to the dance to bask in the sun.

42. It is said that when the father first heard that his daughter had a boyfriend, he felt like a farmer's uncle had worked hard to plant a season of cabbage and was arched by a pig.

43. "Whoever says you are not good at math, say you were taught by Chen Meijia."

44. I said that the so-called girls now, do you have chastity? Don't you think it's cheap to give your body to others at a young age? ?

45, these days, people are forced to suffer, and people are handsome and tired.

46. Year of the Horse! This is called meeting people right away? It's an object. Run. Ha ha laugh

Do you eat chocolate or glutinous rice balls?

I like the sea, but I can never watch it. Because I feel dizzy

49. Little Black is so poor that he has neither face nor lines, just like air.

50. If you don't laugh, you are lucky if you smile.

5 1, Yo-ho boy is really dragging. ""I'm just dragging, you bite me! "... and then I regretted it in the ward for half my life.

52. Did you succeed? My heart and every organ of my body are saying, I declare you! ! !

53. Year of the Horse! This is called meeting people right away? It's an object. Run. Ha ha laugh

54, no! Don't leave during the winter vacation! ! Don't leave me! ! ! !

You scared the crap out of me. I thought you leaked it.

Man: "I will promise you anything, but please promise me one request." Woman: "Go ahead, what are your requirements?" Man: "Never ask me anything."

Three years ago, when I finished the college entrance examination, I knew I was hopeless. My mother was silent for a long time. Finally, she took out her mobile phone and called a best friend: Ah, I tell you, my child only took three exams, and the tuition fee was 28,000 more. I can't play mahjong with you for ten dollars in the future. Let's play mahjong for five yuan next time. . .

There are only a handful of truly awesome martial arts names. Think about it, such as Duan Yu's Six-pulse Excalibur, Qiao Feng's Eighteen Dragons, and my wife's crying, and she hanged herself twice.

Talking with colleagues If you could be invisible, what would you do? Some rob banks, some kiss goddesses, some peeping tom, and some go to bathhouses. . . . . A 2B colleague: I put a hundred dollars in the square. Whoever picks it up will step on his hand!

Going out to play with my husband, I carefully put on makeup and asked him shyly, "Am I particularly beautiful today?" He gently lifted my chin and told me to close my eyes. When I feel this romantic atmosphere, time seems to stand still. He even tore off my double eyelid stickers! ! "What the hell is this?"

Girlfriend: Why are other girls so hot when they beg for a hug? Why did you hide when I begged for a hug? Me: Other girls hold naive girls, while you, Dapeng, spread your wings. ...

The class teacher arranged the matters needing attention in traveling. He asked, "What if my math teacher and English teacher fall into the water?" Xiao Ming said loudly, "I want to push the Chinese teacher into the water!" " "Head teacher:" ... "

A little brother went to the hospital for a spanking injection. Little brother is afraid. The doctor said, "Don't be afraid! ! Just relax。 It's okay. It doesn't hurt at all. Just relax。 . . "At this time, my little brother farted, and the doctor said," This is embarrassing. . . "The buddy said," It's so relaxing. . . "The doctor is even funnier. He said," You scared me to death. I thought you had a loophole. " . . . "

Today, I ate apricots, thinking of stealing others' apricots on my way to school when I was a child, and taking them to school to share with you, saying that they belonged to my family. The news reached the ears of the PE teacher and said to bring him some. I got up early the next day and went to steal apricots for my teacher. I walked under the tree and found a sign next to it: I just finished spraying pesticides. Still crustily skin of head picked some, take it to the school water room and give it to the teacher. After lunch break, I'm afraid to skip class. The next day, I saw that the teacher was still there, and I was finally relieved.

I remember when I was in the first grade, I went to the hospital for intravenous drip when I was sick. An old uncle next to me asked me, "Don't you cry?" I tried to say, "No!" That uncle said that he was the principal of our school and that I was smart, and I was rewarded as the monitor by the head teacher at the beginning of school. The thief was very happy. I didn't know that I believed in his evil until the teacher announced the list of class cadres! !

On the way to get the scriptures, it was freezing, and the Tang priest tucked Bajie in and reminded him to put on more clothes. The Monkey King was unbalanced and asked the master, "Master, why are you so kind to that idiot?" The Tang Priest smiled and whispered, "Don't you understand that you can't eat dead pork? ! "

Modified meaning and antonym sentences of synonyms

English: Add oil and vinegar.

Pronunciation: tiān yu jiā c

Positive voice: Tian; Can't be pronounced as timm4n.

Shape recognition: adding; It can't be written as licking.

To embellish means to exaggerate the facts and add things that were not there before.

Source: "Dream of the Matchmaker" Volume 69: When Hong Wen saw Xiaoru making out with him, his heart was sad and happy ... (I'm afraid) People who don't get along well, seeing me and my master here, want to add a lot of embellishments.

Synonym: add branches and leaves

Antonym: seeking truth from facts, that's right.

Usage: as predicate, attribute and adverbial; Refers to exaggeration.

Add oil and vinegar to make sentences.

1, if you have the ability, you will embellish it and let me go beyond redemption.

Speak ill of me, please don't embellish it. You think this is cooking?

The secret love is beautiful because there is imagination to embellish it.

Time has not changed me, but changed you. Memories also like to embellish, and memories are gone once. I look for it while relying on it.

5. If you can finish in a few words, finish in a few words. You are not a chef, there is no need to embellish it.

6. Although my love for you is as pale as boiled fish, at least I won't cheat with embellishment.

7. I have never seen a person with such a rich imagination. I embellished myself and distorted the meaning of others.

8. People's memory is a very casual thing. If there is no color, you can see the color. Beautify yourself casually is to beautify what happened and give it more meaning than what actually happened. Our existence

9, in order to show off their outstanding imagination and gorgeous literary talent, but also to make their characters more vivid, embellishment has always been an interesting thing for some literati.

10 in fact, those sensational past events are just a gossip about the parties who have nothing to do, adding fuel to the story.

1 1. No matter who tells others that they don't like them, especially after they quarrel. Will add fuel to the fire and say that the other party is not good, no one is an exception, including me.

12, adding fuel to the boring life. Give a boring style, order mustard, and stimulate the tired soul from time to time. Finally, in a whole pot of hodgepodge, tomorrow's world will be bright.

13. Sometimes the sadness and helplessness of people who really suffer may only be hidden in a slightly clumsy and dull narrative. That kind of sadness probably can't be embellished and described with twists and turns and touching stories.

Qq space funny talk about calling you master, you think you are instant noodles.

1. I have always been naive to think that naked marriage means getting married without clothes.

2. White Horse, where did you die! Did you lose your prince and dare not come to see me?

3. How many children have been hurt by the exam, and how many honest children have learned to cheat?

4. You are a bitch, always trying to sow discord between us and our parents.

If you are fat paper, remember not to wear a red scarf. Otherwise, you will be just like QQ.

I have no intention of going back since I came to this world, because I can never go back.

7. You are a bitch, always trying to sow discord between us and our parents.

8. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and tell God that I want to go there, too.

9. Call you master, you think you are instant noodles.

10. Work, take a step back and broaden the horizon; Love, take a step back and broaden the horizon.

1 1. Flip a coin: surf the Internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up and do your homework.

12. In this world, it is more difficult to kill a Q pet than to kill a person.

13. If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

14. On a busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe in it.

15. If you don't take a shower in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Also, ghosts scream, scaring you to run.

16. I am fat, but I have a collarbone!

17. People are not smart, and they are as bald as others! !

18. The biggest pain in life is that I experienced a super storm, not only didn't see the rainbow, but also caught a cold.

19. Don't say you have nothing in the future. Aren't you sick?

20. Just because I gave you one more look, I can only find my way with crutches from now on.

2 1. Will you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

22. after studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!