Li Sheng's lines of "The New Princess of Pearl"

1. The lines of the new princess Swallow: At the beginning of life, nature is good, nature is similar, and habits are far away ... dogs don't bark, cats don't jump, chickens don't fly, pigs don't make trouble ... Dad doesn't hurt, mom doesn't. ...

2. I ran into a big disaster when I was passing the poem last night. You follow me, and you are still so affectionate! The Queen Mother is angry with obscene words and songs. The princess has lost weight and the prince is impatient! Horizontal is dead, vertical is dead, laughing is better than death!

3. Wei Zi's line: "Look at the snow and the moon with her, and talk about the philosophy of life from poems and songs. I didn't watch the snowy moon with you and talked about the philosophy of life from poetry and songs. "

4. You depend on me, and you have many feelings, many feelings, and you are as hot as fire. Twist a piece of mud, be a you, be a me, break the two of us together, and then reconcile you and me with water. ...

5. Do whatever it takes-don't break your hand? I just gave them a nudge. How can I not break my hand?

6. A flute and a sword wander the rivers and lakes, and a pot of wine lasts forever! Turn over the worldly road with two feet and take the sky as the roof!

7. I don't see hooves before, roast duck after, miss an empty stomach, and cry alone, alas!

8. Where do you send your troubles? Draw a picture instead! The bird is me and the flower is you! When the bird hovered between life and death, the little flower shed tears sadly! When it is difficult for a bird to speak, long live the wrong love! When the bird was smeared, Gege's name was already on the ground! Sorry about the number of birds, Xiaohua, don't be angry! One day, I will return your pearl. At that time, the bird will offer a humble apology and repay her bosom friend!

9. Meng Dan eloped with Han Xiang, and Xiang Fu led his army to chase them and stopped them in the desert. The soldiers beat Meng Dan and dragged Han Xiang away, dragging her body to the ground, still struggling to turn around and crying with tears: "Meng Dan! You are the wind, I am the sand! " Then he recited a poem: "the wind is whispering and the sand is fluttering;" The wind blows in Sha Fei. The wind flies over Tianshan Mountain, and Sha Er chases Tianshan Mountain! "

10. A dog was gnawing at a meat bone in front of the door, and another dog came, both of which broke their heads.

1 1. Yesterday, there were no poems. Today, there are two lines of tears in the poem Write poetry every day, getting thinner every day. I raised my pen and called my parents.

12. When a goat goes up a mountain, the mountain touches the goat's horn, baa! Buffalo in the water, submerged buffalo nose, moo!

13. If you don't write love stories or poems, one party will send acacia. Please read carefully, horizontally and vertically!

14. New Zhu Huan Gercon's lines: "Sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't watch the snow and the moon with her and talk about the philosophy of life from poems and songs. In the future, I will only accompany you to see the snow and the moon, and talk about life philosophy from poetry and songs.