A 500-word composition explaining why Lu won.

In the chaotic times, Pangu's hands and feet were used to open heaven and earth, and he successfully turned around and died. However, he did not leave a slogan for future generations. He really belongs to the kind of Lord who is hungry and dedicated to the people. Today, it coincides with the unique prosperity of China since 5,000 years ago. Socialism with characteristics is in full swing. Right-handers rely on government relief and are fed all day. Nature breeds a group of idle guys, and I am one of the bad guys. Facing the clear sky in the liberated areas, I don't look up at the starry sky, I don't try my best to sing red songs of gratitude, but I sneak into the garbage dump of history to pick up some stale garbage. Nature is totally embarassed, stinking, and has no courage to face the reality. What he is good at is hiding in the corner of history and secretly making some innuendos, so as to understand that it is really not groundless for the former emperor to name intellectuals as "smelly Laojiu". Hey! Long live my emperor! It's really a purple star coming down to earth, and the first emperor is enlightened!

Recently, I visited the trash can of history, rummaged through it in a hurry, and picked up a piece of Zuo Zhuan, which is about the battle between Qilu and Qilu in the Spring and Autumn Period. Because it is included in textbooks, it is called "Cao Gui Debate", so most people in China are familiar with it. As for the reason why Lu defeated the strong with the weak in this war, at the end of the article, he has clearly given the answer: "It takes courage to fight. High spirits, then decline, three exhausted. I am exhausted and I am profitable, so I have to overcome it. " Therefore, future generations naturally agreed and voted unanimously. It's not clear, but it won't go any further. Moreover, because I usually watch more double C-version AV films, I know a little about the tricks of panning for gold in shit, so I can't afford to lose face. So I made a mountain out of a molehill and looked at history on the surface. In fact, I have ulterior motives, trying to satirize the present through the past, distorting the distorted history, and boasting that the wind of "joking about history" is as follows, alas! What's wrong now? What is the real poison!

In the spring of ten years, Qi attacked me and the public will fight.

In 684 BC, that is, the year when Lu successfully completed the second five-year plan under the leadership of the great leader Lu Zhuanggong, in a season called spring, Qi invaded Lu flagrantly. In order to defend national sovereignty and territorial integrity, Lu Zhuanggong decided to defeat the strong with the weak.

The king asked to see Lord Zhuang. His fellow countryman said, "People in power will plan this. Why do you want to participate?" ? "

A man named Cao Gui asked to see Duke Zhuang of Lu, hoping that he could take part in the self-defense counterattack as a right-hand man and a volunteer. However, his fellow villagers advised him: "Those military affairs have their own special leaders and elites to worry about. As a grass-roots citizen, your greatest patriotism is to do your job well, so you don't have to fall into the trap of citizens. Soy sauce should be used, and cooking oil should be tried. Run early when it's time to put oil on your feet. What do you want? "

"Those in power are short-sighted and unable to think deeply," Cao Gui said. "Then they went to the court to see the duke.

Cao Gui said: "Fortunately, we can still dig out history and bathe in it. If time goes back to 2000, it will be impossible to make irresponsible remarks about history at that time. In history, the feud between Qilu is not a day or two. First of all, our monarch, Lu Huangong, the father of Duke Zhuang of Lu, married Wen Jiang, the sister of Qi Xianggong, the monarch of Qi. I didn't expect Qi Xianggong and Wen Jiang to be half-brothers, but in fact they are a pair of greedy old fogies. What is even more hateful is that it is not enough to show that it is not enough to cuckold the late king. He secretly sent terrorists to destroy the late king during his visit to Qi. The great leader of our country, Duke Zhuang of Lu, pursued the policy of keeping a low profile in order to play a big game in the whole country of Lu. Not only did he not avenge his father, but he also let his mother continue to have sex with Uncle Qi Xianggong. In addition, not long ago, Qi was in turmoil and was killed by a disorderly party. After the officials of the State of Qi put down the chaotic party, they sent a letter to our country, hoping that our monarch Lu Zhuanggong would escort his son who had previously taken refuge in our country to rectify the country and acceded to the throne. However, Jiang, the son of a bitch, braised the chicken with pubic hair and adopted the tactic of wrapping. He has acceded to the throne first. Qi not only broke his word, but also blamed me for Lu's interference in internal affairs. So when our monarch escorted his son back to the arid area of Qi, there was a war between the two countries, and frying meat with a sword almost let us meet the monarch. However, in order to play a bigger game of chess, the great leader of our country, Lu Zhuanggong, once again kept a low profile. In desperation, he killed Zi Zheng, reluctantly ceded territory, and foolishly let the treacherous court official Guan Zhong go to see Bao, so that he could unite against Lu. Up to now, Bao led troops to invade our country. As the saying goes, uncle can't bear aunt. When the nation where the brand peanut oil is located reached the most dangerous time, I recalled the famous saying of a professor named Yi,' How to be a leader without mental retardation', and I had to risk the enemy's sword and gun and make a final roar. " So Cao Gui went to appear before Duke Zhuang of Lu.

"What are you fighting for?" Cao Gui asked. Zhuang Gong said, "I never dare to know what to eat and wear. I must give it to the ministers around me." Cao Gui replied, "This little favor cannot be extended to the people, and the people will not obey you. "

Cao Gui asked Duke Zhuang of Lu: "Originally, the national strength of our country was at least 20 years behind that of Qi, and we had no ability or culture to challenge it. Now, the great leader decided to fight. What do you rely on? Why can it be so awesome? " Lu Zhuanggong said: "The key to fighting Qi this time is that our country has implemented a perfect social wealth distribution system. I'm not the only one who enjoys the big cake of national interests in Shandong. Nowadays, Jiuqing is naturally shared by everyone who sees it. Even the first man's widow, veteran, daughter-in-law and gray grandson all got a piece of the action, plus the people who got rich first in Shandong Province. Everyone represents the whole country and negotiates state affairs. As long as these relatives and friends are by my side, I don't believe that I can't fight together. Cao Gui replied: "But the benefits you mentioned, the broad masses of grass people can't even catch a grass. If you really want to fight, those right people will burn incense in your past life without leading the party. How can you expect them to work for you? "

Duke Zhuang said, "I never dare to exaggerate the number of pigs, sheep, jade articles, silks, etc. for sacrifice. I must tell God the truth." Cao Gui said: "Mix's credit cannot be trusted by the gods, and the gods will not bless you." . "

Duke Zhuang of Lu said, "Then we should make a fuss about invincible thoughts and beliefs. Zhou Li, written by my ancestor Duke Zhou, has been a beacon to guide countries forward for hundreds of years. As a direct descendant of Duke Zhou, Duke Zhuang of Lu has always insisted on inheriting and carrying forward the glorious tradition of his ancestors, keeping pace with the times and constantly mending their ideological heritage. Every time I worship the gods in the ancestral temple, I am respectful, pious and pious. Sacrifice killed 1 sheep, and never dared to lie that it was two. To sacrifice five cows, never replace them with five pigs, and yield 30 thousand Jin of soybeans per mu, never dare to lie that it is 40 thousand. Even at the time of sacrifice, we should sing songs of praise and praise with Dani notation, which is from the heart and will never be out of tune. For a descendant who faithfully believes in the great thoughts of my ancestors, I think the gods of my ancestors will definitely bless me to win the battle. " Cao Gui said: "Come on, in that era when the ceremony collapsed and the music was broken, who still believed that?" Now he's an uncle who believes in money. If all the value is to be expressed in money, then you can bribe three sheep and eight chickens. Who is still rare? " The gods are too lazy to bless you. "

Zhuang Gong said: "Even if you can't see all the lawsuits in Mix, I must be based on facts." Yes: "Loyalty belongs to you. You can go to war. Please follow the war. "

Duke Zhuang of Lu said: "Although I can't guarantee that all cases in Lu will not spare a bad person or wronged a good person, I can always adhere to the four cardinal principles, that is, fairness! Fair! Fair again! How fucking fair! " Cao Gui said, "If you really do this, then we can rely on it to fight Qi. Why? Because the monarch, as the representative of Lu, as long as you can truly guarantee the justice of the law, that is to do your duty as a monarch. What is the role of the state? More than two thousand years later, there was a mustache semi-final in Locha. He said that the state was a tool for one class to oppress another. However, his words actually convinced the unscrupulous descendants of our later generations, so one group of people oppressed another group of people with the support of the state, but where there was oppression, there was resistance, so a country kept fighting and fighting, and its mother was in chaos first. How can he have time to fight with other countries? You are still a great leader, Duke Zhuang of Lu. You are very wise, and your thoughts are 2,000 years ahead of those black sheep of later generations. You know that the role of the state is to ensure the fairness of the law. Only fair laws can ensure that both sides of the game compete fairly according to the established rules, and there will be no riots in the stadium. Only in this way will you get the support of all the people of Lu, so that even in the face of a powerful Qi, the fighting capacity of our Lu will not be at a disadvantage. Please take me with you when the war starts, and then my old Cao and I will play a trick or two to save the life of the Qi devil wolf, which is gone forever.

On that day, Qi Huangong and Cao Gui sat in a chariot and fought with Qi Jun in Beidou. Zhuang Gongzheng wants to order drums. "Not now," said Cao Gui. "Wait until after Qi Jun drummed three times. Cao Gui said, "You can play the drums. "."Qi Jun was completely defeated. Their duke ordered the horse to be chased by the horse. "Not now," said Cao Gui. Then he got off the chariot, looked at the tracks of Qi Jun's wheels, climbed on the chariot, supported the front railing of the chariot and looked at Qi Jun's formation, and said, "We can pursue. "."So, the pursuit of Qi Jun was pursued.

Therefore, Duke Zhuang of Lu named Cao Gui as the chief of staff of the three armies of Lu, and invited the same car to go to Changshao. When the two armies of Qilu were at war, Duke Zhuang of Lu decided to beat drums to send an attack signal to the whole army. Cao Gui stopped Duke Zhuang of Lu and said, "Don't rush to attack." The Qi army attacked three times, but the Lu army stayed where they were and did not dare to charge. In this way, the Qi army mistakenly thought that the Lu army was timid and did not dare to fight, so it was inevitable to underestimate the enemy and gradually relax. At this time, Cao Gui said to Duke Zhuang of Lu: "You can beat gongs and drums and launch an attack." So the Lu army launched a fierce attack unexpectedly, and the Qi army collapsed across the board. Duke Zhuang of Lu is ready to order a full-scale pursuit. Cao Gui said, "Don't worry." After getting off the bus, he carefully observed the traces of the Qi army's chariots, then boarded the car stone and observed the defeated Qi army from a distance, saying, "You can rest assured to pursue." So Duke Zhuang of Lu ordered the pursuit of the Qi army on all fronts.

After winning, the king asked him why he won. He said: "It takes courage to fight. High spirits, then decline, three exhausted. I am tired, I am surplus, so I will overcome it. Great powers are unpredictable and frightening. I regard it as chaos and look at its flag, so I chase it. "

After winning the Battle of Long Spoon, Duke Zhuang of Lu asked Cao Gui how to sum up the experience of winning this battle. Cao Gui said: "When the two armies are at war, it is important to meet in a narrow way, and the brave will win. In previous wars with us, Qi always prevailed, forcing us to hide our strength everywhere. When our army saw the Qi army, it was terrified and didn't have the courage to compete with it. Therefore, even if our late king suffered such a big injustice and died in Qi, Lu could not learn to mourn the soldiers. No, in the next dry battle, our state of Lu was defeated, and even the great leader, Duke Zhuang of Lu, almost became a prisoner of Qi. But times have changed, because the monarch really guaranteed the legal justice of Lu, fulfilled his due duties as a monarch, won the support of all Lu people, and gained favorable conditions for human harmony. The monarch was humiliated by Qi before, so that the grass people in Lu could feel the same way and mourn for the victory, thus inspiring the fighting spirit. This is the most important reason why Qi won the battle of the long spoon. Otherwise, the powerful people of Lu will think that the humiliation of Qi is only your family's business, not theirs. The right person is still watching soy sauce, and as soon as he fights, he puts oil on his feet. As for the so-called high-spirited method I used in wartime, it was just a tactical trick played by my old Cao. You know, courage in battle is no better than farting. Put it three times, the power will be reduced, and put it once, the power will be great. In fact, the purpose of delaying your drumming attack is to deliberately show weakness and paralyze the enemy. When the enemy underestimates his enemy, he will launch a fierce attack by surprise and win it in one fell swoop. If the monarch can really live to be 1,008 years old, you will see that Jin Wengong of later generations defeated Chu by "leaving the palace". Sun Wuzi will theorize it and explain it as: "Soldiers are cunning. Therefore, we can show that we can't, but use it instead of showing it ... by surprise. The strategist's victory cannot be passed on first. "The rest, such as Wang Jian of Qin defeated Xiang Yan of Chu in the Warring States Period and Huang Zhong attacked and killed Xiahou Yuan in the Three Kingdoms Period, are all the same. Finally, why not let the monarch chase the Qi army at once? It was precisely because Lao Cao was cautious in fighting and worried that Qi would cheat and defeat that he was ambushed by our army. As you know, the Qi army has always been strong, and this time the soldier's bag is a powerful role, so I have to be careful. I got off to observe the rut of the Qi army. Once I found their ruts neat and orderly. Maybe I guessed that there was a speed of 70 yards and there would be no good fruit for us to catch up with, but the result was that I saw ruts everywhere and their chariots seemed to drift, which made Lao Cao feel relieved by half. I boarded the Qi army defeated by Che from afar. Once I found that the flag they were holding was still clearly against our army, and our army was still stupidly chasing it, so wait for the blood to flow. Fortunately, I saw the flag of the Qi army finally fall down and hang on their buttocks, becoming a mop. Lao Cao, I can tell that that big buck tooth is really not working this time. So I asked the monarch to order a full-scale pursuit, and finally beat the bag to the ground and counted his big buck teeth. Haha, the great leader, the king, do you understand? Do you understand those who are not worthy of future generations?