A selection of interesting connotation jokes.

1: Listen to a true story told by a friend: A woman learned her driver's license and took a road test. Get off the bus in front, it's her turn, very nervous! She got off from the right, then went around to the left and opened the car door ... and then she shouted, Coach! Where is the steering wheel! The examiner looked back at her and said calmly, you opened the back door. ...

When I was in junior high school, the school was close to home, and I walked home every small holiday.

One winter vacation, I was walking alone on my way home when I accidentally saw an eagle flying in the sky.

The coat I was wearing that day had a big white-collar worker who imitated rabbit hair. At the moment I caught a glimpse of the eagle, I didn't think it would fly down and catch me as a big rabbit, did it?

So I resolutely found a hidden corner to hide and stood in the cold wind for nearly half an hour ... During this half an hour, I peeped out an eye from time to time to see if the eagle was still there, and now ... now ... still there ...

For a long time, I finally found something strange, so I got up the courage to observe the eagle carefully for a while.

And then ... curse in a low voice:

Psycho, enlarge a kite in cold weather.

There is a classroom in the university. There is something wrong with the wall clock inside. As long as something knocks, it will get faster and faster, and it takes 5 minutes to knock once. One day, when the professor was in class, he found that when he was writing on the blackboard, all the students threw a wall clock with an eraser, but the professor kept quiet and still rang the bell. Before long, the final exam arrived and everyone was immersed in it. I saw the professor practicing losing the clock with the blackboard eraser.

4: It's a waste for the handsome guy across the street to eat noodles. Eat two noodles and go. So I poured the bowl of noodles to the hungry wild cats on the roadside. After a while, the handsome boy came back with a bottle of water in his hand. I looked at the empty bowl with a suspicious face … at that moment, I just wanted to be a passerby who buried himself in noodles …

5. A village held a meeting to discuss funeral reform and save land resources, and the villagers expressed their opinions. A said: I suggest! No coffin, save money and land. B said: I think vertical burial can save more space. C knocked on his pipe and said slowly, I think it's only half buried vertically, even the tombstone is saved. You can tell who is dead at a glance!