Forty funny sentences poking fun at your tanned skin

Sorry, I really forgot that I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

Men, women and children are afraid of the sun, so I am not afraid of the sun. Suntan makes me thin. It's a nice day ... it's suitable for ...

After beginning of autumn, the weather is still very hot. Think about the suspenders and tube tops I haven't had time to wear in the closet, and look at the skin color that has been sunburned several times. I can only sigh. It seems that we can only wait until next spring. ...

Not only is the sun not dark this summer, but you have to cover your face and get a little hot. I must be thin, healthy and white.

6. My colleague told me that she thought I was wearing stockings.

7. Black toothpaste wants me to be the endorsement.

8. Step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!

I saw you in the sun that day. You are so uncomfortable. I asked what you were doing. You smiled mysteriously and said, "Keep your voice down. No one will call me an idiot when I get tanned! " "

10. You can't imagine how nagging my wife is! She has no time to talk all day. Last year, she went to the seaside for half a month and came back with a tanned tooth.

1 1. This summer, the owner plans to tear up the famous brand twice and run wildly outdoors with high temperature and tanned skin. Many people came back to complain to me, but told me to play next holiday. We will remember these things clearly when we are old, but next time we play, it will be graduation time.

12. The carefully protected skin is still tanned. I can't play in the water park.

13. Sun, please don't tan me, please tan my parents' hair.

/kloc-July 23, 0/4, the temperature was 35 degrees, the sun was shining, and Ma Shuang took a one-day trip. The biggest gain is that I met a girl who loves taking pictures and her skin was tanned by N degrees.

15. At the thought of being bronzed in summer, Qian Qian's ten million grass-mud horses are floating in my heart, which is simply galloping. Drive! Whew! Breathless! …

16. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I can see people in the sun now

17. School starts tomorrow. I'm a little nervous. I don't want to get tanned during military training!

18. One meter raises a hundred kinds of people. I flinch at the sight of the sun and am afraid of tanning. It is said that some wives are going to the hotel swimming pool to get naked and wait for a tan.

19. Honey, I'm sorry. I don't understand you. It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

20. I get a tan to protect you secretly.

Funny sentences poking fun at your tanned skin (Chapter 2) 2 1. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

22. The sun didn't make you red, just tanned.

23. Come for a swim, whether you get a tan or not.

24. I met a lot of history. For example, at midnight last night, a roommate actually received a courier call. When was the communication in the middle of the night? I was drunk. The same roommate complained that my mother wouldn't let me get a tan or anything. I didn't want her to go to Thailand before, and I didn't want her to get a tan. What a fashionable mother!

25. When I open an umbrella, people always say that I am so white that I don't need to hold it. Why? I'm sunburned. How much manpower and material resources does it take to maintain this degree? Even I love beauty so much that I almost gave up my favorite skirt in order not to get tanned! So why don't I take an umbrella? Don't! But! Sure！

26. "A bad life is like tears falling into your eyes, suntanned sunshine and wet rain." Bloggers are so good at telling stories that every painting is full of spirituality.

27. I can't be white, I'm going to get a tan ... Just because I lost my umbrella, I'm not willing to buy a new one.

28. When my sister came back from the seaside, she made a special tan to set off my beauty. I was moved.

29. I hope I won't work overtime again, but how is that possible? However, working in the hot sun every day, I don't seem to get a tan at all ... I become whiter for no reason. ...

30. When you lean over, the screen brightness of my mobile phone will automatically decrease.

3 1. Friend, your Chinese is really good.

32. This summer is doomed to be tanned.

It's good that you don't have a mole on your face.

34. Before the formal summer came, I had been tanned.

I'd rather die of heat than get a tan. When will the day of driving practice end?

36. It's fun to go out to play, eat and ride a bike during the Dragon Boat Festival these days. I gained weight after tanning.

37. The water is flowing backwards! ! ! I don't want to be allergic! Don't get tanned! Then solemnly set up a flag and refuse any form of horror film! Especially what Monkey Brother wants to see! ! !

38. Military training is a small sun, and tanning is not negotiable!

39. I swear every summer that I won't get tanned the next summer, but every summer I get tanned as black as Africans. I'm so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

40. If you get a tan, you can't be an idiot.

Funny sentences about being tanned, 40 classic copywriting sentences

I got a tan. Classic copy (Part I) 1. Being tanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............

It's not easy to take a taxi on such a hot day. Fortunately, I met two handsome guys and got off early. They also said that it is impossible to get a tan with such white skin.

3. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

I didn't lose weight in April and May, I was sad in June, I got a tan in July, I stayed indoors in August, I was fat in September, I was tired at 5438+00 in June, I was unaccompanied at 5438+0 10 in June, I didn't have measurements at February 12, I was fatter at 5438+00 in June, and I don't know who it was in March! Yes, that's you!

The seemingly sunny future has the risk of tanning.

6. I asked the mirror who was the blackest person in the world. After a long time, the mirror said: Who was talking just now?

7. Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In this hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

8. People who are sunburned into dogs are prudes behind black and white filters.

9. This big sun is going to tan me. Well ...

10. Recently, the weather has improved and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

1 1. Don't worry about sunbathing. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

12. Line up for a second tan, and then quickly enter Hogwarts Castle.

13. I hope I won't work overtime any more, but how is that possible? However, working in the hot sun every day, I don't seem to get a tan at all ... I become whiter for no reason. ...

14. The bitterness and bitterness along the way continue to surpass, and the maturity and gratitude along the way.

15. It is said that every girl has a desire not to get tanned, but she has a heart to go out surfing all day.

16. One meter raises a hundred kinds of people. I flinch at the sight of the sun and am afraid of tanning. It is said that some wives are going to the hotel swimming pool to get naked and wait for a tan.

17. His skin is as rough as orange peel. His skin is black and wrinkled, like a rough piece of leather.

18. After all, I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned. ...................................................................................................................................................

19. Man, don't buy clothes just because you are thin. If you get fat, you will experience secondary injuries.

20. I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to bask in my brother's birthday. I'm very sad.

After the military training, I found that my palm was tanned, and I completely became an African gigolo.

22. In order to play with water, the whole family became pig heads. We two old people bask in the sun, and it's nothing when we get old. We are troubled by our daughter's delicate health.

23. I thought I might get a tan after playing in the fish pond on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today, and I didn't have any idea, so that's it.

24. Think about whether you will get tanned in sunny days and get wet in rainy days, but what about you?

The sun dotes on me. I'm afraid I don't have to bask in a few degrees when sitting in my seat.

26. I feel that my IQ has dropped recently, and my brain is not so bright. The whole person is in a hazy state. I feel unable to eat or sleep. Is it sunburn? Suntanned skin is red with little red dot spots, and I feel my skin is sunburned. .....

27. As Asians, the skin color difference is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

28. Walking with foreigners, they asked me in English which country I came from in Africa.

29. I returned to the warehouse today and my skin was tanned. ...

You can't imagine how nagging my wife is! She has no time to talk all day. Last year, she went to the seaside for half a month and came back with a tanned tooth.

3 1. My colleague told me that she thought I was wearing stockings.

32. Armed to the teeth, don't let me get tanned again.

June is a graduation poem. June is a cup of golden jade wine, gentle into the spleen; June is my suntanned arm, deeply branded.

34. School starts tomorrow. I'm a little nervous. I don't want to get tanned during military training!

35. School is about to start. I don't want a crew cut, a tan and a weight loss!

36. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

37. When you go to the countryside, you will get a tan.

38. Today is the day when the number of steps exceeds 10000+ one degree of tanning.

In order not to let others call me stupid, I stand in the sun every day and get a tan, so no one will call me an idiot.

40. I am too hot to leave the music building, so I have to ask others for help. How dare I go out in such a big sun? Whenever I go out, I touch a bottle of sunscreen and put on my coat, whether it is hot or not. After all, I am too white to get a tan.

Summarize 40 sentences about being tanned in hot summer.

Sentence (1) You get a tan on a hot summer day 1. There is a risk of tanning in a sunny future.

Get up too early and then want to lie on the sofa and take a nap. The sun is too big to get dark. I don't want to draw the curtains. . So I tactfully found an umbrella and put it on the sofa, hahahahahaha.

3. The hair was asked where to play and how to get tanned. Then the most fucking angry thing is that he said he was too white and wanted to get a tan?

4. I have a husband, a wife, a baby, a car, a ring, fun and good food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't get tanned.

5. Suntanned skin has turned into steel bars, and frozen hands are still practicing martial arts with fists. The speed of the charge turned into a tiger going down the mountain, and the iron kung fu inspired the attitude of wanting to go out. Born here, the soil and water vowed to protect this territory. Although those who invade our mountains and rivers will be punished far away, Hailong is domineering with eagles, destroying enemy morale and planting a five-star red flag!

6. The P-picture is really amazing ... You can become so white after tanning so much.

7. Go to the countryside and get a tan for more than one lap.

Please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

9. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

10. Today, your, tanning Hawaiian girl.

1 1. Today is the day when the number of steps is more than 10000+ tanning.

12. I'm eight months pregnant, and I'm a little tired from staying at home, so I'll just stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

13. It is not easy to take a taxi on such a hot day. Fortunately, I met two handsome guys and got off early. They also said that it is impossible to get a tan with such white skin.

14. A woman who is too lazy to open an umbrella but doesn't want to be tanned.

15. The days of high are numbered … Tomorrow we will start the driving school trip … Ready for tanning … Ready for being scolded … Ready for a start and three nods …

16. One meter raises a hundred kinds of people. I flinch at the sight of the sun and am afraid of tanning. It is said that some wives are going to the hotel swimming pool to get naked and wait for a tan.

17. That's why I get a tan.

18. Honey, I'm sorry. I don't understand you. It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

19. Armed to the teeth, don't let me get tanned again.

20. Step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!

I stand beside you like a firefly and a matchstick, in the dark.

22. This summer, it takes 10 minutes to smear and only one second to tan.

23. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

24. I can't stand my own voice and my skin is tanned.

25. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. Clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

26. This summer is doomed to be tanned.

I didn't lose weight in May, I was sad in June, I got a tan in July, I stayed indoors in August, I was fat in September, I was tired at 5438+00 in June, I was unaccompanied at 5438+0 10 in June, I didn't have measurements at February 12, I was fatter at 5438+00 in June, and I don't know who it was in March! Yes, that's you!

28. The weather has improved recently and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

29. It's really sunny today. I want to get a tan.

30. People, don't buy clothes crazily just because you are thin, and you will experience secondary injuries if you get tanned and fat.

3 1. I swear every summer not to get tanned the next summer, but every summer I get tanned like an African, so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

32. No matter whether it is cold or hot, it is still stormy; Whether the summer sun tanned the skin or the winter cold wind cracked the lips; The traffic police stick to their posts, and you are a beautiful landscape of the city. I praise you!

33. A day trip to Bijiashan, when the sun is shining, my eyebrows are washed away by sweat. Only the place where I wear my watch is not tanned, and my skin hurts.

34. It's so hot that it's already sunny at 6: 30 in the morning. When you run, you will no longer be afraid of the sun and sunburned skin. Is this part of the runner's spirit?

35. More than 20,000 steps of tanning twice. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

36. The holiday balance is insufficient. 1 1 go out to play, get tanned and get fat. Originally, the skin was not white, but now it is darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me white. Ha ha ha ha.

37. His skin is as rough as orange peel. His skin is black and wrinkled, like a rough piece of leather.

38. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I can see people in the sun now

39. Walking with foreigners, they asked me in English which country I came from in Africa.

40. With you, I can be white!

Talk about the feeling of being tanned by high temperature

Talk about the feeling of being tanned by high temperature. 1. As an Asian, the skin color difference is too obvious. This is still my tanned foot.

I am playing with him in the big sun on the basketball court now. If I get a tan, I hope he can pay for my whitening products. If he were darker, I wouldn't want him.

I saw you the other day. You were sitting in the sun, and you were very uncomfortable. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!

The sunshine on the beach is very fierce, and your face looks like Mo Dou.

You can't get the sun all year round, so you should cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as the face is not tanned and the skin color doesn't matter, just wear a hat to cover your face.

I saw you in the sun that day. You are so uncomfortable. I asked what you were doing. You smiled mysteriously and said, "Keep your voice down. No one will call me an idiot when I get tanned! " "

7. I can't stand the pale skin being tanned at all. Try to stay indoors before traveling. Hair needs nursing again. If it is too long, it is very troublesome to take care of it.

8. The sun is so big that it doesn't reach your brain.

9. Come swimming, whether you get a tan or not.

10. The latest favorite, Albin No.2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

1 1. Have a good rest for a few days and restore your tanned skin.

12. Try to whiten and tan as long as you go out for an hour all winter.

13. Be tanned and become a local. No pictures. Sadly, my great white skin has not been completely destroyed! !

14. Wearing short sleeves is too insecure. I still feel tanned after applying sunscreen for 50 times.

15. My sister came back from the seaside and tanned herself to set off my beauty. I was moved.

16. More than half a summer has passed, and my skin has been tanned. It is easy to get tanned and it is difficult to recover. Generally speaking, women do a good job of protection, but men don't care too much, whether they are ducks or ducks. African handsome guys are more suitable, and they don't pay much attention to appearance, which may be related to their careers. It is difficult for him to take care of his image when he struggles for his life. The quality and efficiency of work is the key, those who rely on his face value.

17. I didn't play enough at night. I didn't receive the shoes until I came back. The most important thing is that I'm not tanned! I feel like I'm playing for nothing

18. When you go out this season, you can only get a tan. When will my white skin recover?

19. The night gave me black skin, but I used it as a scarf.

20. Honey, I'm sorry. I don't understand you. It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

Talking about the feeling of being tanned at high temperature Part II 2 1. Summer is suitable for expressing desire. Naked tanned skin, sweaty and salty body, noisy knowledge of blazing sunshine, and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and vivid, like endless shouts. Autumn, winter and spring are not. These three seasons are a gradual fading and difficult coloring process of the world. Man wrapped himself carefully and forgot to run barefoot.

22. After the military training, I found that my palm was tanned, and I completely became an African gigolo.

23. With you, I can be white!

24. One meter raises a hundred kinds of people. I flinch at the sight of the sun and am afraid of tanning. It is said that some wives are going to the hotel swimming pool to get naked and wait for a tan.

25. This is why I get a tan.

26. June is a graduation poem, which is inspiring; June is a cup of golden jade wine, gentle into the spleen; June is my suntanned arm, deeply branded.

27. I have a desire not to get tanned, but I have a heart to go surfing all day.

28. Men, women and children are afraid of the sun, so I am not afraid of the sun. Suntan makes me thin. What a beautiful day … it's suitable for …

29. Get some sun! Have you seen my watch print? ! ! I added a filter, otherwise it would be darker.

30. I would rather die of heat than get a tan. When will the day of driving practice end?

3 1. I finally got sunburned on the first day of August, and it was eight degrees black visually.

32. Because of tanning, you can use this long-abandoned color number ~ it's really fate!

33. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get a tan?

34. There was only a pinch of cumin during the barbecue ... The tail was tanned in May.

35. Step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!

36. Compared with fair-skinned people, people with darker skin are always more likely to get a tan, except for genetic factors, because the depth of skin color depends largely on the length of time that babies and even children receive sunlight. So sunscreen should start with dolls!

37. Armed to the teeth, don't make me tan again.

38. I thought I might get a tan after playing in the fish pond on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today, and I didn't have any idea. That's it.

39. I swear every summer that I won't get tanned the next summer, but every summer I get tanned as black as Africans. I'm so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

40. Where did you dig coal these two days?