Humorous and loving sentences

1, my life is decided by me, not by the sky, and the sky will destroy me. Just now, my other half suddenly sent me a message saying that we are going to break up. Before I was sad, he sent another one. Sorry, it was sent to the wrong person. Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up. Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women. 4, the body is always moving, and the heart is always static. 5. Women like two kinds of flowers best in their life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible! 6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it! 7, getting up late ruined the morning, getting up early for a stupid day, still not wonderful! 8. Time is always getting old, but it's hard for you to keep all the good things you once had. 9. Life is not only the immediate thing, but also the poems that you can't read and the distant places that you can't reach. 10, I will try to save money to buy an atm. 1 1. Forgive me for smelling like a hooligan instead of your good girl. 12, your appearance and your age have fallen below the issue price. 13, don't argue with people with no quality, because it's like wrestling with pigs. It is not honorable to win, but even more shameful to lose. 14. Good-looking people are cool all year round, but you are only cool in autumn. 15, independent to no one, don't expect warmth except yourself, independent to a person can live better. 16, don't abandon those who accompany you, and don't accompany those who don't like you. 17, life is like anxiety, there is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling. 18, want to be spoiled, want to be happy, miss you, forget it, ask for money. 19, the road to success is always under construction. Trust is like a delicate snowflake. Never play with your hands. 2 1, this summer, going out is going into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting is teppanyaki, or don't rain, it will become boiled fish. 22. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone. 23, please read: lying plum smells flowers, lying branches hurt and hate low. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green. 24, do your homework, do it all night, sit all night, and do a page. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money. 26. I choose kindness, not because I am weak, but because I understand that good and evil will be rewarded. 27. It's okay to drop my mobile phone so many times. Later, I thought it was my height that saved it. 28. Your daughter is incompetent. She will only think of you, but she can't make you admire yourself. 29, rich, do things well, no money, do people well, this is life. 30. The weather is fine today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room. 3 1, the headwind direction is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself. 32, girls who love taking pictures, the mobile phone will not be too bad. 33. Being a good person is hopeless, and being a bad person is not good at it. 34. The boat of life faces the rapids. The weak will choose to escape and give up, and the strong will choose to face and challenge. 35. On the way home, I saw many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still delivering food so late. What reason do I have not to eat? Humor shows love sentences 2 1. Low-key humor shows loving sentences 1. The so-called happiness is to live with the right person in a mutually comfortable way. 2. The best thing is to see someone smiling; Even better, he smiled because of you. 3. When I said I couldn't see you, it was my loneliest time. I can't tell the reason why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others. Some people can't say anything good, but no one can replace them. Some people can't say what's wrong, but they just can't do it. 6, I will take good care of you, don't let you cook, don't let you go bad, don't let you do housework, don't let you like others. 7. I want to be buried in your arms all the time, listen to my heartbeat when I wake up, and laugh secretly when I sleep. 8. Good feeling is like the hands of a clock. Although we only meet occasionally, we are always closely linked. 9. I used to like you casually when I was not sensible, but now I am mature. After careful consideration, I still like you. One day, we got up together, brushed our teeth together and went out hand in hand. Shopping together, walking together, fighting bravely for TV together … I know that this day will be our little happiness. 1 1. Happiness is actually very simple. When I am depressed, when I am sad, when I cry, you will come to me and give me a hug without hesitation. 12, fell in love with you and didn't use all my strength; Forget you, but it hurts so much that I can't breathe. Love is very painful and astringent. But I don't regret it, because the memories are long. 13. After meeting you, my great ambition and passion turned into a simple wish, and I want to go home with you on the dusk road. 14, dear baby, I'm not around. You should take good care of yourself, eat regularly and rest regularly. 15, I have seen Xia Feng in spring, autumn leaves, winter snow, and traveled all over the mountains and plains, as well as Xiling in the east, but Cangshan is not as good as you in this spring and autumn, so I smile at you. 16, in my lifetime, I will only complain about warmth, but I will not regret it. I will meet you sincerely and stay with you calmly. 17, it's different because of you. Because of you in the dream, it becomes very sweet; Because I have you in my heart, I become very happy; Life is full of poetry because of you. It's good to have you! 18, I met you with all my luck. As long as I meet you, no matter how bad it is, I will laugh. 19, I want to send my thoughts to the scattered stars; May the starlight shine into your window and sleep with you. We must go hand in hand to the end and help each other. Until I am eighty years old, I can proudly say that you are my little princess! Second, the circle of friends is short and low-key. Show loving sentences 1. You are the cutest after seeing a car full of pigs. 2. There are not many surprises in the festival because there are small surprises every day? I like the stars in your eyes when you look at me. I can count on fingers, and I will like you for many years. 5, you are limited in summer and have plenty of time. We still have a long way to go. 7. You are a boy who really attracts me. 8. I just want to share everything I'm waiting for, whether it's morning or sunset. 9. I blocked people in the alley with a cigarette in my mouth until I met you. I began to pay attention to the white skirt in the window. 10. Lend me some money to buy a strawberry for your neck. 1 1, the milky way is bright in the morning, and the sunset glow and sunset glow are also you. 12, I give the world the tenderness it owes you. 13, one good turn deserves another, and one evil turn deserves another. 14, you are the only person who can move after I lose my freshness. 15, I have traveled all over the galaxy, and I can't find a star brighter than you. 16, your hair will leave you, I won't. 17, if the stars represent my love for you at first sight, are you ready to face the whole universe? 18, you are all my girlish feelings and inner desires. 19, when I was near you, I was sprinkled with pop rock. 20. His eyebrows surround me. Humorous and loving sentence 3 1, unwilling to make any promises, am I too realistic or are you too rational? You always hate me everywhere. If there is nothing wrong with me, I will still have a crush on you. Spring comes earlier than you, but if you come, it's nothing. 4. Being with you is because I love you or because you have his shadow. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain. 6. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. I was very happy when I saw you. 7. Come back and have a drink with me and go the same way. You still owe me for a long time. 8. Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. In fact, there are many bad words behind it. 9. Why did the leaves leave the tree? There is only one answer, and that is that the wind is too strong. 10, hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot! 1 1. If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand forever. There is no gesture of sadness and joy. 12. The biggest difference between Tang Priest and me is that he wants to learn from the scriptures and I am waiting to marry you. 13, show loving people changed batch after batch, only me, resolutely single. 14, I thought money could buy everything before, but later I found that there was not enough money. 15, do you think I'm in the way? You don't know it's not that easy to come to my world. 16, even if the whole world doesn't like you, I will never dislike you and love you forever. 17, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive! 18, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the trench because: I am undercover! 19. When I have money, I will take people I hate to a better mental hospital. It is your right to choose who to spend the rest of your life with. When I am drunk, I will still think of you. It is easy to call a wife, but it takes a lifetime to call an old woman. 22. My sister's boyfriend eats more than you. Because I am a foreigner, I never eat. 23. No matter how indifferent a person is, there are times when he is sad, such as I love you. 24. The missed years bloom in the desert in the north, but they are deserted in the spring and summer of reincarnation. 25. There are no roads in the world, and there are too many people wandering around. I don't know how to get there. 26. For you, I put down my pride and everything, but I got hurt. I thought I had seen enough sunshine, and I didn't know that I had never really seen sunshine until I met you. 28. Write your name on the property certificate. My mother can swim, and it is difficult to have an adult. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life. 29. All the gloom is left to the past. Since I met you, winter has passed and the Milky Way is bright. 30. Since I fell in love with you, I have escaped from gravity, because my center of gravity has become you. 3 1, your happiness makes me build, your stubbornness makes me give in, and your confusion makes me make up. 32. Conquering the world is not great. A man who can conquer himself is a greater man in the world. 33. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives. 34. People who care about now should be put in bed in the future, and they should live at home after they live in their eyes. 35. Excessive enthusiasm will spoil the person you love, and a cold and hot reply will push away the person who loves you more.