What is Wei Zierkang's unreasonable dialogue?

The classic dialogues of Erkang and Wei Zi are unreasonable;

Erkang: Yes, you are heartless and cruel!

Wei Zi: Then you are not heartless! ? Not cruel! ? Not unreasonable!

Erkang: I'm heartless! ? Where is cruelty! ? What's unreasonable!

Wei Zi: Where are you heartless? ? Where is not cruel! ? Where is not unreasonable!

Erkang: No matter how ruthless, cruel and unreasonable I am, I will never be more ruthless, cruel and unreasonable than you!

Wei Zi: I will be more heartless than you! ? More cruel than you! ? More unreasonable than you! ? You are the most ruthless, cruel and unreasonable person I have ever met!

Erkang: Hum, I am definitely not as heartless, cruel and unreasonable as you!

Wei Zi: Well, since you call me heartless, cruel and unreasonable, I will show you my cruelty and irrationality!

Man: Look, they say you are heartless and unreasonable. Now you are completely heartless.

Wei Zierkang's other classic dialogues:

1, Erkang, don't be sad. Seeing you so sad will make my heart even sadder.

2. You watched the snow and the moon with her all night, and talked about philosophy from poems and songs. I didn't watch the snowy moon with you, and I didn't talk about life philosophy from poetry and songs.

3, yes, the world is big, there is no place that really belongs to me, but I still know what doesn't belong to me!

I waited all my life, hated all my life, thought all my life and complained all my life, but I still thank God for letting her have this person who can wait, hate, think and complain.

5, the mountain has no edges, heaven and earth are in harmony, dare to break with you.

6. Your Majesty, do you still remember the summer near Daming Lake 19 years ago?

7. I didn't live in vain, nor did I know you for nothing.

Thank you for all your kindness to me. Please don't be sad for my departure.