Love Apartment Part III Episode 19 All lines (script)

1. Zhang Wei: I almost gave up after repeated battles and defeats, but one day I was in the supermarket and saw a bound crab climb from the freezer of 18.6 yuan to the freezer of 28.6 yuan. I was in tears. Even crabs are more motivated than me.

Guangu: We miss you too, so I watch Princess Huanzhu every day. Did Wei Zi's eyes recover later?

Zhang Wei: I'm not Erkang. It's just that the guy looks like me. He is as handsome as me ~ ~ ~ ~

Guangu: What's your experience as a lawyer? Not bad, huh?

Zhang Wei: My brother came out to fight three lawsuits. The first is the death penalty, but I don't plead guilty. Unfortunately, I lost the second case, but I also lost the third case. The plaintiff demanded compensation of 2 million pounds from us. ...

Guangu: I lost the lawsuit again.

Zhang Wei: I didn't lose this case ~ under my defense, the court retried the fine and exempted it all, and sentenced us to 20 years in prison.

2. Guangu: I have been under a lot of pressure recently, and I can't tell why, so I go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles more and more times.

Teacher: Don't worry. Anyway, nine months passed.

Youyou: Didn't the advertisement say one month?

Teacher: You are wrong. The production cycle of pigs takes 1 14 days.

Guangu: ... Is she scolding us?

Teacher: Now listen to my command. Put your hands back, tilt your head back, spread your legs, and lift your pelvis slightly. Imagine your lower body is like a blooming flower. ...

Teacher: The child's shoulder is coming out. Dad, pick it up, hurry up, hurry up ... The child fell to the ground.

Guan Gu: Teacher, is this all right?

Teacher: The umbilical cord hasn't been cut yet. You took out mom's intestines.

3. Teacher: I have summarized that the pressure mainly comes from colleagues, friends, former colleagues, old classmates, ex-girlfriends' current boyfriends, ex-girlfriends' boyfriends, and children of parents' friends. ...

Fairy: Come on, you. ...

Teacher: For example, this classmate hides himself under sunglasses and a cap, which shows that his heart is full of inferiority.

Fairy: Teacher, I have an old enemy since I was a child. He is called someone else's child. He is born with a good temper and knows that he is handsome every day. He comes first in every exam.

Teacher: Then why don't you study hard?

Xiaoxian: When I grow up, he also has a punctual and rich girlfriend. Graduate students and civil servants were admitted, and I talked with my ex-girlfriend for eight years. She lied to me for six years. Bullied by roommates at home and bullied by leaders at work. They all abused me.

Teacher: Was the voltage too high just now?

Teacher: Who wants to try electroshock therapy today?

Fairy: What a surprise! I'm still sober. Stop.

4. Xiaolong: I prefer my fans to call me by my full name: Long, Zi and Tian.

Guangu: We are not his fans. Why do we look so smelly?

Yifei: so what ... crayfish is not a dragon, so what do you do?

Xiaolong: I work in a water park now. My department is: men's locker room.

Youyou: After a long time, you will be the wardrobe manager.

Xiaolong: I don't want to show off that you forced me ~ nothing has ever happened in the men's locker room I am in charge of.

Guangu: What will happen in the dressing room?

Xiaolong: You don't understand. Underwear is often stolen in the women's locker room next door, but it has never happened here.

5. Fairy: A perfect man should show his manners and self-cultivation everywhere, and inadvertently show his understanding and concern for you from the other side's point of view. The key is to hold hands from beginning to end.

Fairy: Hey, why are your shoelaces loose? Do not move. I'll come ~

Nolan: What took you so long?

Fairy: I tied a Chinese knot for you on a whim ~

Fairy: This is a good man from the Internet, a serial killer with invincible tenderness. This disgusting feeling will make all human chrysanthemums nervous and tremble. Don't you want a domineering boyfriend? I'll let you know that people in Jianghu call it "three-wave mantra".

Nolan: I forgot to tell you that he is a tenor, and his voice is better and more accurate than yours.

Fairy: I'm very kind to help you ... without this.

6. Zi Qiao said: Only I can bully you.

Hope to adopt, thank you ~