Twelve constellations funny net text

Pisces said: "I am more affectionate and like handsome guys and beautiful women." The shooter smiled.

The shooter said, "I have a bad temper. I'd better not mess with me." Aries smiled.

Aries said, "Although I have a bad temper, I am very filial." Cancer smiled.

Cancer said, "I love cleaning at home and being meticulous." The virgin smiled.

The virgin said, "I am perfect and patient at work." Capricorn smiled.

Capricorn said, "I have a soft spot for money." Taurus smiled.

Taurus said, "I am gentle, but I also want to be the boss." The lion smiled.

The lion said, "I like to be funny." The water bottle smiled.

Aquarius said, "I will look at it occasionally." Gemini smiled.

Gemini said: "I agree that girls' wisdom is very important, but their looks are also indispensable." Libra smiled.

Libra said: "Although I am simple in appearance, I am also a little cautious." Scorpio smiled.

Scorpio said: "I have always been aboveboard and never good at pretending." All the twelve constellations laughed.

12 constellation talk in a dream.

Aries constellation

Don't run, you'll die if you get caught.

Taurus constellation

Good ~ good ~! Good ~ good ~! Big ~ no ~ give ~ money ~.

Gemini

Hey, this one is good, and that one is good. Oh, where are the clothes you bought today?

Cancer constellation

Ah, is there a war?

Le Signe du Lion

Ha ha ha ... I finally became president!

virgo

God, I hate it!

balance rest

Ah, I have a pimple. It's over. Tomorrow people will call me Doudoulong.

Scorpius

Hey hey, dead? Don't you dare fuck me. Scorpio who talks in his sleep is very sad.

Sagittarius

Are you handsome? Hum ~ My mother said I was more handsome!

Capricorn palace. Compare CAPRICORNUS

Boss, do you have other orders?

Aquarius constellation

Hmm! It is delicious. I told you that toads can eat, but you didn't believe me. ...

fishes

It's beautiful, honey. You chose a good place.

People in 12 constellation received a secret love message. .....

One day, the constellations received a secret love message. What expression will everyone have?

Aries: ahhh! who is it? who is it? Just call and say it! It's so dull, I love this kung fu!

Taurus: Is he (she) kidding me? Check with someone else's phone first, be careful!

Gemini: cut-who will play with you until the end: "I always have you in my heart, you know?" In the end, the other party doesn't know who is secretly in love with whom. ...

Cancer: What, someone loves me? You're not kidding! Mom said that there are many people who cheat by SMS now. Wait and see, don't be credulous. ...

Lion: Oh! It seems that my charm is really unparalleled, alas! I can't help it Who makes me so attractive?

Virgo: Huh? Has that man ever had a boyfriend (girlfriend) before? Seeing that he (she) is so active, it is definitely not much better. I want pure love, let's get to know it first.

Tian Ping: Another problem. Can you reply to his (her) message? Go back. I don't know who it is. What if you make fun of me? Don't come back? What if it's my dream girl? (Narrator: Please look at the balance results after one week. )

Scorpio: This sentence is really well written. Ask him or her first! You'd better not tease me, or you'll suffer.

Sagittarius: Ah! Love me? Ok, call me back tomorrow to meet you.

Capricorn: Change the same thing and wait and see, so as not to waste time on the wrong feelings.

Aquarius: Let me see ... There are countless possibilities. So it's best to ignore him (her) and keep him (her) in a good mood.

Pisces: Well, is it the one next door? When I passed there yesterday, I saw that his (her) eyes were wrong. Well, maybe the one downstairs. Last time he said he wanted to go out to play together ... then should I marry him (her) in the future ... alas! What a nuisance!

The best of the 200 constellations

1 The most powerful woman-Gemini

2 The most powerful girl-Cancer

3 is the most interesting-Libra

4 The most opportunistic-Gemini

5 The least opportunistic-Capricorn.

The least generous Capricorn

7 most generous shooters

8 the least likable lion

9 the most pleasing-Aquarius

10 has the most opposite sex-Taurus, Libra, Aquarius, Scorpio and Virgo.

1 1 Most sensible-Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo.

12 is the easiest to be deceived-Pisces

13 is the least gullible-Scorpio

14 most critical-virgin

15 Maximize it-Aries and Sagittarius

16 finally suffered-virgin

17 Best Bargaining-Virgin

18 can't afford to lose-Libra, lion

19 is the most sensitive-cancer

20 smartest people-Aquarius, Virgo

2 1 most reasonable-water bottle

22 sexiest-Scorpio

23 Most Sense of Justice-Aries and Lions

24 The most compassionate-Pisces, Cancer

25 most unsympathetic people-Aquarius

26-year-old is most likely to get married later-virgin

The highest divorce rate-Gemini and virgin

28 the most infatuated-Cancer

29 most curious virgins

30 favorite people to go out-Aquarius, Sagittarius

3 1 Family favorite-Cancer

32 The most unprincipled-Gemini

33 The most difficult thing to understand-water bottle

34 the least concerned cancer

Most accountants-virgins

The most mysterious lion-Aquarius

37 is the easiest to understand-lion, Aries

38 The most mysterious-Scorpio

39 the most don't believe in human nature-Scorpio

40 most formal virgins

4 1 the most objective-Libra

42 the most subjective-the lion

43 favorite stimuli-Sagittarius, Aries, Gemini

Love peace-Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius

45 the most shy-Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio

46 favorite solitude-Aquarius

47 intuition is the most accurate-Aquarius

The most terrible thing is when you are angry-Scorpio.

49 is the best at reading people's faces-Gemini

50 Dare to Be Different-Aquarius

5 1 The fastest response-Gemini

53 the most indecisive-Libra

54 the least attention to discipline-Aquarius, shooter

55 The most inconsiderate Gemini

56 Turn your face the most thoroughly-Scorpio

57 Pay the most attention to exams-Capricorn and Virgo.

58 most want to show off-Capricorn

59 the dirtiest shooter

60 most snobbish virgins

6 1 is the best climber-Gemini.

62 The most inactive eye-Pisces

63 The least guilty-Libra

64 Most Impulsive-Aries and Lions

The biggest male chauvinism-Scorpio and Aries

66 the most difficult to trust-Capricorn

67 Most Hate-Virgo, Scorpio

68 Best Memory-Pisces

69 is the least bitter-Libra, Sagittarius

70 years old is the fairest-Libra

7 1 Most Nostalgia-Pisces

72 The most contradictory-Gemini

73 Most Personality-Gemini

74 is often the most serious-Taurus

I hate making friends-Scorpio

The most patient-Aquarius, Taurus

The most impatient shooter, the lion

78 favorite friends-Aquarius, Sagittarius, Libra.

79 is the easiest to make bad friends-shooter.

80 is the best at talking on the phone-Libra

8 1 the tenderest-Taurus

82 Most considerate-Cancer

No.83 is not good at watching his face close-up.

84 most loyal-Aquarius, Scorpio, lion

85 the most unfaithful-Capricorn, virgin

86 Laziest-Aquarius

87 Best Debate-Gemini, Pisces, Aries and Libra

88 is the most eloquent-Libra, virgin

89 can't stand being criticized-Capricorn

The post-90s generation is the easiest to feel satisfied-Cancer

9 1 the most stubborn-Taurus

92 Most Orderly-Taurus

93 is most likely a dark horse-Gemini.

94 is best at cramming-Gemini and Sagittarius.

95 most afraid of waste-Taurus

96 most afraid of nausea-Capricorn

97 The Most Self-motivated Capricorn

98 The Boldest Aries

99 attaches great importance to appearance-Libra

100 the highest mate selection condition-virgin

The strongest bodies-Aries and Taurus

102 Most women are petite-Taurus

103 the most whimsical-Aquarius, Gemini, Sagittarius.

104 knows how to do business best-Capricorn and Scorpio.

105 The worst business-Cancer

106 favorite cooking-Taurus and Pisces.

107 the most pessimistic-Pisces

108 the most optimistic-Aquarius, Sagittarius

109 attaches great importance to tradition-Taurus and Cancer.

1 10 the most golden voice-Taurus

1 1 1 Most afraid of change-Taurus

1 12 Dare to change-Aries

1 13 The most forbidden joker

1 14 pays the most attention to the spiritual level-water bottle.

1 15 pays the least attention to the spiritual level-shooter.

1 16 the most protective force-lion

1 17 are the most likely collectors-Aquarius and Gemini.

1 18 most confident-lion, water bottle

1 19 most afraid of being photographed-Aries

120 is the most human-cancer.

12 1 The least romantic-Capricorn

122 the most romantic-Pisces

123 attaches great importance to real evidence-virgins

124 Libra has the most tendency to worship foreign things and flatter foreign countries.

125 the best way-water bottle

126 Most Desired for Service-Pisces

127 is the most active Aries.

128 Most Hurtful-Shooter

129 The most timid-Cancer

130 slowest-Taurus

13 1 is the fastest shooter.

132 is the rudest-Aries and virgins.

133 most punctual-lion, virgin

134 is the most unpunctual-Pisces

135 the most leisurely-Libra

136 will make good use of time-Taurus

137 is the most forgetful shooter.

138 the most insidious-Scorpio

139 likes to stimulate the best lions.

140 most afraid of noise-Scorpio

14 1 self-space is most needed-water bottle.

142 is the most duplicitous-Scorpio, Gemini, Virgo.

143 is the least treacherous shooter.

144 the most visionary-Scorpio

145 is the most possessive-Scorpio and lion.

146 hate procrastination-Aquarius

147 is the most procrastinating-virgin

148 is the most serious-Gemini

149 favorite troubles-cancer, Capricorn

150 is the least troublesome-Aries and Sagittarius.

15 1 The most handsome man-shooter and lion

152 The most beautiful women-Aquarius and Libra

153 The most handsome and beautiful woman-Libra

154 is most suitable for 007- Scorpio.

155 most curious-Aquarius, Aries

156 is the best advertisement-Aries and lions.

157 The last person to confess-a virgin

158 the most fickle-Aquarius and Gemini

159 The most conservative method-Taurus

160 the most unhappy-Capricorn

16 1 happiest-Aquarius, shooter

162 the most neurotic-Gemini, Pisces, lion.

163 the most nervous-Gemini

164 the most fashionable-Libra

165 is the most affordable-Aquarius, Gemini, Sagittarius.

166 love front-lion and Libra.

167 dislikes the head portrait-Aquarius, Cancer, Taurus.

168 is the most violent-lion

169 love clean-virgin

170 is the best self-mockery-Gemini

17 1 the best leisure and the most annoying job-Libra

172 Best color-Scorpio

173 favorite coquetry-Pisces, lions

174 the most honest shooter

175 most popular-Gemini

176 Most Home Care-Cancer

177 the strangest taste-water bottle

178 likes to direct others-lions.

179 favorite beauty-Libra

180 is the most artistic temperament-Aquarius and Taurus.

The kindest cancer

182 has the most scroll flavor-Pisces

183 the most witty way-Gemini

184 the coolest disaster-Aquarius

185 disaster is the most impatient-lion, Aries.

186 is the most criminal shooter and Aries.

187 most feminine-Aquarius, Taurus

188 most manly-Aries

189 the easiest way to get rich-Capricorn, virgin

190 is the best bettor.

19 1 is the worst bet-Taurus.

192 is the easiest way to get into the habit of lying-Pisces.

193 love to be stupid-Aries

194 is the best-Taurus and Pisces.

195 Good at analyzing things-Aquarius, virgin.

196 is the most easily distracted-Gemini and lion.

197 most concentrated-Capricorn

198 the most sensual pleasure-Libra

199 most afraid of boredom-Sagittarius, Gemini

200 most afraid of loneliness-lion

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