Personalized signature encyclopedia funny edition

1, my only deviation is that I have more money, and I lost my only deviation at that time. I am almost happy.

The boss fell asleep in the rocking chair, and the proprietress gave him a leg. I feel so loving for a moment. I couldn't bear to disturb them, so I gently took two cans of Wang Zi and left.

3. A wool felt can warm an orphan's lonely long night, and it can also cover up a pair of dog men and women's smelly and sweaty adultery.

4, the time is right, the address is right, the emotion is right, but the characters are wrong!

When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.

6. Give love an ageless face, so that love will remain unchanged for life; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who has loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world.

7. My shadow is stacked on you, and your eyes reflect the light that warms me.

8. Late at night, Boeing pilots came home and knocked at the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously, request landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, take off immediately and make room for you!

9. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

10, I'm going to get the worst score with the schoolmasters. I'm a little shy to think about it.

1 1, I hope you can cheer for me and wipe my sweat there when I play.

12, that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. What do I realize about satisfaction?

13. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

14, I recorded a sentence "I am handsome, I am handsome" on my mobile phone and set it as an alarm clock. I feel awakened by myself every day.

15, share my online shopping experience: As long as you leave a message to the seller, I am a Virgo, then you will find that the things you send are definitely the best quality!

16, big electric cannon flies, both mouths are knocked off] Look here, tell me what kind of dog you are.

17, people who think they forgot to break up with me are the most cruel three words in the world. It's unheard of. You haven't heard the phrase "get up too fast".

18, parents' meeting is the same as mistress's essence, aiming at destroying family harmony!

19, she is a goddess, she can shine. And I'm just a female nerve, reflecting light.

20. If you have money and face, you are called a male god; If you have money and lose face, you are called a husband; A face without money is called a blue face. As for those who have no money and no face, I'm sorry you are a good person.

2 1, with a photo, you said you liked me. You think you are in Taobao?

22. What did the first person in the world know that milk can be drunk do to the cow?

23. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

24. The wind is really blowing hard, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

25, throw you a tiger cage, the tiger dare not eat, you are too jealous of your teeth.

26. I can't talk If anything offends you, come and hit me.

27. After getting up today, I said to my husband: I want to make up. These idiots came to a sentence: that's not makeup, it's transformation.

28. Son, stop being depressed. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath!

29. Girls are precious, young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw both.

30. Devil training, girls look at boys and boys look at animals.

3 1, no mistake is illusion, thinking is maturity, and correction is virtue.

32. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.

33. Look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

34. It was the teacher who said not to litter, or Russia would have thrown you out.

35, sleepy is a word, I only say it once, you know I only use sleepy to express it.

36. A good girlfriend can save 20G space for your computer; A good boyfriend can save you 200 Fu Nan batteries.

37. Mosquito, born for my blood. I live to kill mosquitoes.

Hawking's story tells us that learning physics well comes at a price.

39. Meet you in this beautiful Phoenix. This will be a wonderful memory in my life. Beautiful encounter.

40. Grandpa said: I watched the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale.

4 1, since I can play QQ, I find that my pinyin is getting better and better, and reading has no such effect.

42. Fat people are all eaten in one bite. See who can reach the sky in one step.

43. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit; When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit.

44. Scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of developing Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of premature death is higher.

If you meet me in heaven, please pretend you don't know me, because I will propose to you next time.

46. When someone asks me what happiness is, I tell them that happiness means that the person I love smiles at me.

47. From childhood to adulthood, when raising the national flag, attention is not paid to the national flag, but to whether the national flag stops at the top of the pole when the national anthem is finished.

48. The National Day holiday is only seven days, which is simply not enough to express our love for our motherland.

49, your door can't even play a simple greeting, because I stole your QQ!

Don't look at me innocently like a puppy, it will make me want to eat dog meat.

5 1. In a world full of darkness, love full of lies is being interpreted.

52. I don't want to recite the exam. My back is really tired at night. I sleep just to be comfortable. There is no one around the examination room. It's really sad to look at the test paper!

53. A person will feel lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks. Really can't refute!

54, dry wood meets fire, that is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

55. My boyfriend asked me to play League of Legends, and I did. Then I don't have time to talk to him now.

56. The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

57. Unexpectedly, the time I secretly loved turned out to be the topic we talked about later.

58, wear shoes and socks, generous and honest. Hair is like juice grass, don't go to the hair salon.

59. sogou really loves Lin Xiao. He became Lu Shao, but he loved her in different ways.

60. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

6 1, seeing this question, you think of someone in your heart, so congratulations, you already like her.

62. Some people are simply four, except 22, minus 22, which is really two plus two, minus 12 plus 12, and twice as much as two.

63. Every day is the most beautiful poem from our acquaintance to my secret love for you. I want to accompany you to watch the sunrise and sunset, and I want to accompany you to wait for the flowers to bloom and fall for a lifetime.

64. I want everything but shame. Eat everything, but there is nothing left.

65. No matter whether the thin man says he is fat or embarrassed, the fat man will feel that the thin man is showing off.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

68. Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is firm, getting you is pleasant, and accompanying you all your life is inevitable.

69. A light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

70. Senior one, you learn silly coins; Senior two, don't learn stupid money; Senior three, you all know that you have learned stupid coins.

7 1. What if someone calls you a coward? You have seed. You have many kinds of colorful seeds, but it's a pity that you are a hybrid.

Whether studying or traveling, body and soul must be on the road.

73. You also made me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling and heating really can't stand it!

74. There is a sentient and righteous attitude and a state of going looking for trouble.

I still like your funny signature.

1: I still like you very much, just like your mother didn't tell you when she was born.

2: I still like you like a wet nurse. I'll leave it to you.

I still like you so much, just like I want to chase you without chrysanthemum syrup.

4: I still like you very much. It is unreasonable for your mother to hit you.

5: I still like you very much, like you borrowed my money, regardless of the date of return.

6: I still like you very much, like every lonely night, I just want to sleep with you.

7: I still like you very much, dripping into your lower body like essential balm, pretending to be you.

8: I still like you very much, like MH70 has no return date.

9: I still like you very much, and you call the roll like a teacher and never attend.

10: I still like you, and I like to stay up late to catch a play, no matter dawn.

1 1: I like it when you curse the street like a bitch.

12: I still like you very much, but you are wearing a red wedding dress and dare not tease you.

13: I like your anger as much as your girlfriend.

14: I still like you very much. I like that I fart every day and my stomach hurts. The reason is unknown.

15: I still like you very much and miss you day and night like your mother.

16: I still like that you like to pretend that Yang Yang likes that you deceive yourself.

17: I still like you very much. It doesn't make sense, just like I can't prove Lagrange's mean value theorem.

18: I still like you, like fart, and I can't help myself.

19: I still hate you, like a spring breeze, fuck you.

20: I still like you so much that I can't stand you kneeling and rubbing the washboard.

2 1: I still like you like a midnight snack. I blame you for being fat.

22: I still like you very much. I like to fart every day and have a stomachache. The reason is unknown.

23: I still like you very much and spare no effort to beat you like your mother.

24: I still like you very much, and I like my dad hitting me unreasonably.

I still like you very much, like the leader criticizes you and doesn't ask questions.

I still like you very much. I dream about you every day, but I can't tell you.

I still like you, just like eating junk food, regardless of the date of production.

28: I still like you so much, like I want to chase you without chrysanthemum syrup.

29: I still like your headphones like iphone7.

30: I still like you very much, just like the extreme night and day, either dark or blinding you.

3 1: I still like you very much, like the moon at night and miss the sun.

32: I still like that you like my brother.

33: I still like you, like allergic rhinitis in different seasons, which can't be cured.

34: I still like you very much, just like green onions and garlic, which are inseparable.

35: I still like your signature:

36: I still like you very much, like the wind has traveled eight thousand miles, regardless of the return date.

37: I still like you very much, like an old friend who has been waiting for many years, standing alone.

I still like that you like the rain in Wan Li, which is not far from the tropical polar regions.

39: I still like you very much, like a whale lacking oxygen in the deep sea of 6400 meters.

40: I still like you very much, like a bitch cursing the street and being unreasonable.

4 1: I still like that you like a noisy secret.

42: I still like you very much, like dog days, only high or not.

43: I still like you, like sunrise and sunset, day and night.

44: I still like you very much, like a subject waiting for the restoration of the dynasty, in the foreseeable future.

45: I still like you very much, like the yellow bridge in the old story, half deaf and half dumb, I lost my voice.

I still like you very much, like a cloud floating in Wan Li for nine days, never stopping.

47: I still like you, like snow covering the earth. What's cool is my beauty, not you.

48: I still like you. I can't help it.

49: I still like you, like snow covering the earth. What's cool is my beauty, not you.

50: I still like you. I can't help it.

5 1: I still like you, like snow, ravaging the boundless earth.

52: I still like you, like snow covering the earth. What's cool is my beauty, not you.

53: I still like you very much, dripping into your lower body like essential balm, pretending to be you.

54: I still like you very much. I like the alternation of the sun and the moon, ignoring the morning and evening.

55: I still like you very much, like spring grass burning green ridges. There is no doubt that I still like you very much, like clouds condensed into rain, bit by bit.

Talk about the personality of birthday. Funny version 202 1.

1, today is your birthday. I want to go over the mountains to see you, but I don't have enough strength. I want to see you by bus or by boat, but I don't have enough money, so I can only stand on the roof and shout "Happy Birthday" to you across the mountain.

When my husband came home from work, he saw a box of cakes with three candles on it. He asked, "Whose birthday is it today?" The wife next to me replied coldly, "It's this dress on me. I am 3 years old today! " "

3. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.

I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always stay, and you will always laugh. Happy birthday, health and happiness!

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

6. There are faint poems in the long clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!

7. Today is your birthday. Your friend asked for a power train soldier for you. Please tap on the floor with your mobile phone ... OK, the song ordering is over.

8. I think health and happiness are the two most important things in life. If they are transferable, I want to give you mine-happy birthday!

9. Send me endless thoughts through the white clouds and gentle blessings through the breeze. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

10, with the passage of time, everything is so beautiful, but please stop on your birthday, then look back and relive this never-repeated youth!

1 1. At dawn, happiness is around you, the sun is shining, the smile is bright, and the sun is setting, and happiness follows you all day. Friends who care about you sincerely wish you a happy birthday forever on this day!

12, thank God for giving me a friend like you! I wish you a happy life on your birthday!

13, where there are trees, there are my thoughts; Where there is you, there is my deep blessing. Happy birthday!

14, it seems that the birthday is coming soon. I wonder if there will be any surprises ~ ~ You are my sunshine.

15, today, like a bird spreading its new wings; Tomorrow is like Pengcheng Eagle, Wan Li. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

16, cheer for you this year, cheer for you today and pray for you tomorrow: always keep your youthful face and beautiful mood!

17, I am by your side every day. I don't have to miss you hard, and I don't have to love you sour, as long as I love you sweet! Happy birthday, my baby!

18, years are getting shorter and shorter, birthdays are getting faster and faster, friendship is getting stronger and stronger, and my blessings are getting deeper and deeper. I wish you a picturesque and beautiful birthday every day!

19, I fold 1 paper crane every day. In order to save 1000, I make a wish that I wish you a happy birthday every year!

20. Name: Date of birth. Raw materials: sincerity. Auxiliary materials: bless you. Date of production: since I met you. Shelf life: until the end of the world. Commodity number:. Special note: Happy birthday to you.

2 1, send you a cup of my carefully prepared juice, which contains 100cc desire, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!

22. A lady walked into a pet shop and wanted to buy a puppy sweater. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy so that she could check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.

23, a leader's birthday party, everyone to send money to send things, just a strange friend sent a pair of couplets. Part 1: Beer, wine and cocktails have been waiting for you for a long time! Part two: rooster, hen, black-bone chicken, just in time! Horizontal approval: supervision and supervision!

24. Laugh and worry; Second, laugh and hate; San Xiao is a pity; Laugh four times and get sick; Five smiles are not old; Six laughs and fun. Laugh often, and you will live longer than Nanshan.

25. Red beans have sprouted in my home, and there are still several branches in spring. I hope you can pick more and take as much as you want. Acacia belongs to it, needless to say! Beauty, happy birthday!

26, unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation and wish you a happy birthday!

27, because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then the world has added a touch of attractive color. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

28. When you see this news, haha! You are one year older! If you want to be young forever, please read the following words aloud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

29. Pick a cloud and make your delicious cake; Pick a star and be the candlelight of your wish. Let you be surrounded by my blessing to you: Happy birthday!

In my mind, I think of your birthday. I want to express my feelings for you in a few words: Happy birthday to you.

3 1. What day is it today? It's broad daylight. One day more than 20 years ago, you were born in the mountains and rivers, 300 days earlier than me, so I had to call you: Happy birthday, sister!

32. If there are friends in the world, they are friends who care about me as much as you do. Happy birthday, my best friend.

33. You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it. Happy birthday, piggy!

Beggar: Sister-in-law, I haven't eaten for two days. Can I have some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: Forget it if it's normal, but today is my birthday:)!

35. Hello, user: We found a new mobile phone virus "pig", which is contagious during the call. The preventive measure is to say "Happy Birthday!" The first sentence of every phone call. "

36. I wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!

37. Ready, sing: a mouse, a mouse, run slowly, run slowly, only one ear, big belly, how strange, how strange:-) Happy birthday! :)

38. Today is your birthday. I'll give you a birthday fried egg and let it stick all over your body. Bad luck was coaxed away. Hehehe, isn't it touching!

39. Happy birthday. Open the coke quickly. Eat your cake. What can I get you? It must be too expensive to buy gifts. It costs more to send a flower. Kiss of freedom, what do you think? Hehe, happy birthday!

40. The flowers are similar every year. Every year, you have different wishes: on your birthday, all your wishes will come true!

4 1, brilliant candlelight, happy New Year's birthday. Lucky you, tomorrow will be better!

42. If there are friends in the world, they are friends who care about me as much as you do. My best friend, happy birthday, good luck, health and happiness in the new year!

43, full moon color, picturesque. I wish you a happy birthday, warmth and happiness …

44. On the eve of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

45. I am glad that today is your birthday. The teacher said I was a gift from God. I hope this gift is not too bad. I wish you happiness!

46, the world is ugly when it is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Happy birthday, piggy. I hope you can get a good price as soon as possible. At present, the price of pork is greatly affected by swine flu, and the price fluctuates sharply.

48. A person works in a bank and the whole family is very busy. A person doing insurance, the whole family is shameless. Playing the stock market alone, the whole family jumps together. Playing computer alone makes the whole family brainless! Hehe, happy birthday!

49. A foreigner came home late. As a result, the door downstairs could not be opened. He had to shout loudly upstairs: landlady, your steel door won't open! Hehe, happy birthday to you!

50. Poor you. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work, but it doesn't matter because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!

On Personality 202 1 Classic Funny Edition

1, the monk turned around and smiled affectionately, which fascinated the nun.

If you are angry with me now, I will hang myself with noodles.

Recently, I heard that the water pollution is too serious, and suddenly I understand that women are made of water.

Don't be spoiled by your appearance. What should I do if I am pregnant?

I will never play the lute to a cow again. I will play the piano to foster, because he has no temper.

6. Don't be depressed. If you are a piece of shit, you will have a chance to see dung beetles.

7, stay at home for too long, too boring, go to the living room for a walk.

8. If there is no mistress, who will prove the feelings of lovers?

If you don't talk, you won't be exposed to your low IQ.

10, the most painful thing in life is definitely being awakened by urine while sleeping.

1 1, please ask for leave yourself and let others go to work.

12, to prove whether your father quit smoking is to build a stove in summer.

13, beauty, cover your mouth when you laugh, and be careful with your dentures.

14, don't say grow old with me. I just want my black hair to float.

15, good and evil will eventually be rewarded, not because you don't report it, but because you are too heavy to hold on.

16, to put it mildly, you are arrogant, or you are blind.

17, shit is shit, and steaming in a pot can't make a hot cake.

18, the so-called solar eclipse, partial eclipse, is caused by not eating.

19, the only thing that won't change in my student days is my heart that I don't want to go to class.

20. Can you stop being angry and be born if you want?

2 1, I like bananas, but you gave me a car full of apples, but I dare not move at all.

22, gradually know that the reality is so helpless, I really grew up.

23. How fragile is our relationship? As long as my mobile phone is turned off, I haven't contacted again.

24. Those who like me are good people, those who don't like me are bad people, and those who hate me are not people.

25. Being awakened by the alarm in the morning means that you are still alive.

26. Getting up every morning to catch the bus shows that you are not unemployed.

27. When you see someone contacting you on qq, someone sends you a text message, which means you still have friends.

28. The boss will call your name at every meeting, indicating that the boss is still paying attention to you.

Everything in the world is insignificant except life and death, so smile from now on.

30. A woman who truly loves you will only give you the love you want, and will not spend your money.

3 1, a woman in the new world, hit a mistress, hit a rogue.

32. New world boys, money for their wives, happiness and sweetness for their wives.

33. The real awesome man is that he gives his daughter-in-law happiness and a sense of security, and the rest are forced.

34. I let myself go again and again, and finally I am alone.

35, the love of moths to the fire, I wanted to die together, but I didn't want to be buried in the fire.

36. Why do I like two kinds of flowers, the rich flower and the carefree flower? There is a kind of beauty, which is beautiful when you think about it.

37. I can never see through you. Do you know why? Because you are the truth.

38. She is pure and white, and her flawless face is covered with spots.

Forgiving you is God's business. My job is to send you to God.

40. If a boy laughs at your thick legs, you should answer him: your legs are thin and all three legs are thin.

4 1, fat people are always in turmoil and struggling for the word "thin"

42. In this world, every woman has a tortured man.

43. What you can't earn now is money, and what you can't throw away is meat.

44. Two things that drive people crazy. One is to talk half the time.

45. Smart people test their strength. The exam depends only on imagination.

46. Only when men and women are men can the world be peaceful.

Please don't impose your shortcomings on others, it depends on whether you have the capital.

48. See that you are a pure man, but you are just a little milk.

49. See if what you said makes sense, that is, every sentence is irrelevant.

50. You know so much about people's depth that you just don't know whether they are good or bad.