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1. What brand of bag do you usually carry and what brand of clothes do you wear? "I crossed the mountains and seas, and I also crossed the sea of people."

2. This season, if a girl watches you bite your lips lightly, don't get me wrong, she may just be biting the dead skin.

I was late for class. I want to shout "report" at the door of the classroom, and I am in a hurry to shout "eight voices". The teacher said flatly, "Did the imperial army ask you to give me a message?"

4. Do you feel that someone who often doesn't talk to you suddenly misses you? I'm telling you, it's purely borrowing money.

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? If you like, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

6. Acute gastroenteritis was hospitalized. It almost killed me. My dad came to see me and told me anxiously: why can't this stupid hospital even connect to a WIFI!

Seven. Three apples changed the world: one seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, and one was bitten by Jobs.

8. Don't be depressed when you encounter unlucky things in your life. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come.

9. Play the ghost on Halloween. What the hell am I playing? Yes, I'll play the poor man!

10. You pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.

Xi。 I'm not the kind of cute person who will spend fifty dollars for a long time. Now I must think carefully about five dollars.

12. I went to work in the morning and passed a steamed stuffed bun shop. A foreigner with a black face said to the owner of the steamed bun shop, "Two steamed buns, two steamed buns". The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop said with a black face, "Go away, you are the bumpkin!" "

13. One day I was driving. Suddenly I asked the coach why the steering wheel was a little loose. The coach calmly said that you, a senior, didn't step on the brake first, but pulled the steering wheel hard in an emergency and shouted "Woo, woo, woo ...".

14. "What is the experience of being ugly but in good shape?" "Looking back at the country, worrying about the country and the people."

15. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grow up, I am called a rabbit. Now I'm single dog. My life is an animal history!

Sixteen years old. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher.

17. Every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it around. In fact, I'm afraid it will really push me away.

18. How can I transfer the money in my head to the bank card? Wait online, hurry up!

19. The princesses were awakened by the prince's kiss. And you, besides being hungry, were awakened by urine.

You can't wake up people who don't return your messages, but red envelopes can.

Twenty one. After dinner with my girlfriend in the evening, I said, "Wash the dishes later." She said, "Why are you talking to yourself so loudly?"

I used to think that poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me as long as I tried to run forward. But who would have thought that the hairline couldn't catch up with me.

I really wanted to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord refused.

24. A beautiful girl is waiting in line at the counter of Lamian Noodles's shop. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.