20 very naughty and funny copywriting sentences

1. Swearing is really a super bad habit. It will make you look particularly incompetent and irritable, so let's stop swearing.

A good girl becomes a coat when she wears a skirt.

In a blink of an eye, I will be almost 20 years old. If I knew, I wouldn't blink.

The temperature has dropped these days. I miss my ex so much that I wonder if his coffin is missing.

5. When playing werewolf killing, the werewolf said: I am a good horse.

6. Ask your child a question. Suppose you are 18 years old this year, and your most handsome good brother is one or two years older than you. What is your friend's micro signal?

7. Even if 99% of the people in this world think you are ugly, there are still about 75 million people on the earth who think you are ugly.

A friend of mine told me the other day that he was sleepy and didn't wake up after a sleep.

9. A person who plays with you will only say to you: Don't go, just stay with me for a while. But a person who loves you will say to you: fool, it's so late, go back quickly, and don't make your husband suspicious.

10. Do you want to take part in road trip after the epidemic? Only one person, I can't push it.

1 1. Me: Mom, why are the flames of candles jumping around? Mom: Because he is a little angry.

I tell you, in fact, I have a lot to say to you, but after thinking about it, I'm afraid you think I'm verbose, so I summed up the most meaningful sentence: you fart, dismiss.

13. Challenge not to be a beauty for 365 days