Funny sentences that sound like nonsense are actually nonsense (40 common expressions)

A funny sentence that sounds like nonsense is actually nonsense (I) 1 When you have heard this thing, you will have heard it.

It's good, but it's a little bad.

3. Jump from 18 floor. If there is no accident, there will be accidents.

4. Because you want to read nonsense literature, I share nonsense literature, so you get nonsense literature.

5. Why didn't you reply to my message? Because I didn't send you a message?

6. If I guess right, I should guess right.

The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

8. Well, it depends on the specific situation.

According to statistics, all unmarried pregnant women in the world, a girl of 16 years old was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......

10. Your mother must be pregnant to give birth to you.

1 1. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.

12. the survey shows that a person will only be born once in his life.

13. People who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.

14. If you get up so late every time, you get up very late.

15. When you are free, you are free.

16. Minors are all under the age of 18.

17. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes after 10 days.

18. Young man, you are really good, so young at a young age.

19. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

A funny sentence that sounds like nonsense is actually nonsense (Chapter 2) 2 1. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

22. Pro-test effective sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.

As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How much does it weigh? As heavy as Mount Tai.

24. Excuses are good excuses, but they are excuses.

25. 1 I am extremely angry when I am extremely angry!

26. There is such a bright light at the foot of my bed that I suspect it is moonlight.

27. Every day is the same as usual.

28. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

29. I quite agree with you except the content.

30. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

3 1. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.

32. I'm just a little fat, otherwise I'm thin.

33. If you don't succeed, you should fail.

34. This incident made a big noise, and the whole world went crazy. It's really big, but it's not particularly big. If it is small, it is not particularly small. I think it's still quite big, not particularly big, but not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big. I don't think it's that big, but when you say it's small, it's not small.

Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?

Who would have thought that this boy 10 was only 5 years old five years ago.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

38. I have a good job, but it's a bit bad.

39. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

40. If this sentence is useful at all, it is useless at all.

Couples who talk nonsense, funny and nonsense.

Couples who talk nonsense are funny nonsense literary sentences (the first one) 1. One minute on stage is 60 seconds on stage.

Tomorrow's weather can be known through tomorrow's weather forecast.

There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

6. Morning shock! Surveys show that people will only be born once.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

8. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

9. Because you want to read nonsense literature, I share nonsense literature, so you get nonsense literature.

10. Three sentences, let men listen to me three sentences.

1 1. Don't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.

12. Sure enough, all good-looking people are beautiful.

13. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

14. You smile as if you were laughing.

15. You wasted as much time as you read these words.

16. Young people, don't be too young.

17. In the spring of four years, Teng stayed in Baling County, and next year, it will be five years.

18. If I have a boyfriend, I don't need to add the word if in this sentence.

19. I'm just a little fat, otherwise I'm thin.

20. People who have no partners should still be single.

Couples who talk nonsense are all funny nonsense literary sentences (2)1. Listening to you is like listening to a sentence.

22. We will know tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

23. Research shows that when your left face is hit, your right face will not be injured.

24. why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

25. In fact, it is easy if you are not tired from work.

26. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

27. Every day is the same as usual.

28. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be full.

29. If you eat a rice while eating, you will find that there is a rice missing from the bowl.

As an experienced person, I have come.

3 1. If you jump from the tenth floor and nothing happens, you should have an accident.

32. You should be smart if you are not stupid.

33. I found myself heavy after eating it. So I'm full and weighed.

34. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

35. Luck is luck.

36. Do you know? People will not be hungry when they are dead.

37. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I am always cold when I speak, everyone calls me, so I should pay attention when I speak.

38. According to statistics, unmarried pregnant women all over the world. A girl of 16 years old was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......

39. If I guess right, I should guess right.

40. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

Look, that makes sense. Actually, it's bullshit. Tik Tok's funny sentences

Tik Tok's Funny Sentence (Part I) 1. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone Yes, it is. When I want to fall in love, I will find someone.

You know, today is the tomorrow of yesterday.

3. Congratulations on being congratulated by me!

If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

Who would have thought that this boy 10 was only 5 years old five years ago.

7. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

8. If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.

9. I haven't seen you for seven days, like every other week.

10. My family lost two cows, one white and the other white.

1 1. One minute on stage is 60 seconds on stage.

12. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life is reduced by one minute.

13. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

14. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

15. I was awake before I went to sleep.

16. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

17. If I guess right, I should guess right.

18. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.

19.99% people don't know the correct skin care sequence, and only 1% people know the correct skin care sequence.

20. The survey shows that a person will only be born once in his life.

Tik Tok's Funny Sentence (Part II) 2 1. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is an excuse.

22. You are really good-looking, especially your eyes. One * * * does not exceed two.

The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

24. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

26. Do you know that everyone who saw this nonsense quotation is reading this copy now?

27. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

28. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.

29. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

30. I have never had a boyfriend about being single.

3 1. The law of stocks has been found, either rising or falling.

32. Three sentences, let men listen to me three sentences.

33. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

34. This hand is as big as a palm.

35. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

36. Because you want to read nonsense literature, I share nonsense literature, so you get nonsense literature.

37. It's pretty, but it's a little ugly, but it's also pretty, but it's a pity that it's ugly in my opinion, but it's just so beautiful that it doesn't reflect the feeling of ugliness, so it's a little ugly as a whole. The fly in the ointment is a little ugly, but it doesn't affect its appeal.

I will remember your kindness before I forget it.

39. As long as you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

He laughed at the literary quotations selected from Tik Tok's serious nonsense.

Tik Tok's serious nonsense literary quotations (1) All women like beauty.

2. Even if the heavenly king Lao Zi comes, it will be the heavenly king Lao Zi.

Do you know that kiwifruit smells like kiwifruit?

If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.

There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

6. Except for your advantages, you are all shortcomings.

The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

This is my father, and I am his son.

9. I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

10. Do you know that people need to breathe when they are alive?

1 1. I found myself very heavy after eating, so I weighed myself when I was full.

12. I woke up and found that I woke up.

13. 1 1 What you said, regardless of the content, I quite agree.

14. Remember not to eat too much when you are too hungry, or you will be very full.

15. As far as I know, I don't know anything.

16. You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.

17. Morning earthquake! Surveys show that people will only be born once.

18. If you say so, you can't say so.

19. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?

20. You can only win, not win.

Tik Tok's serious nonsense literary quotations 2 2 1. Do you know that you can walk with one step on your left leg and one step on your right leg?

22. The last time you say this sentence is the last time.

23. Those who haven't slept must wake up.

24. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

25. I am particularly angry when I am particularly angry at ordinary times.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

27. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

28. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

29. When people can't stretch out, they often can't.

I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

3 1. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

32. When you are free, you are free.

33. A truth: The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

I'll make a long story short, but it's a long story

You must be reading this article when you see it.

When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

37. You are really good-looking, especially your eyes. One * * * does not exceed two.

38. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

39. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

40. If you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

Short sentences of 2022 funny nonsense literary copy (commonly used 40 sentences)

2022 Funny Wulitou Literary Copywriting Short Sentences (Part One) 1. Was the victim injured?

2. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

If I guess right, I should guess right.

If I'm not mistaken, I must be right.

If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

6. People who didn't sleep so late should not have slept yet.

7. I haven't seen you for seven days, such as every other week.

8. If you are a little useful, you are not useless at all.

9. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.

10. Shocked, 14-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

1 1. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.

12. You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.

13. You didn't have a girlfriend until you found one.

14. People should have dreams. Only when you have a dream can you be a person with a real dream.

15. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

16.99% people don't know the correct skin care sequence, and only 1% people know the correct skin care sequence.

17. It's not just nonsense. This is sheer nonsense.

18. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

19. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is an excuse.

20. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

2022 Funny Wulitou Literary Copywriting Short Sentences (Part Two) 2 1. You put it here and put it here again, which is like talking.

22. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

23. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

24. My family lost two cows, one is white and the other is white.

25. I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

26. I will live to death.

According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before his life.

28. If you have no date, you should still be single.

29. If you fall from the upstairs of 100 floor, you should have an accident if you don't have an accident.

30. It's pretty, but it's a little ugly, but it's also pretty, but it's a pity that I think it's ugly, but it's just so beautiful that it doesn't show the feeling of ugliness, so it's a little ugly as a whole. The fly in the ointment is a little ugly, but it doesn't affect its appeal.

3 1. When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

32. It's good, but a little bad.

You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I know what you mean.

34. You are also a smart man. You know what I know.

35. You have been back for half your life.

36. You look good if you are not ugly.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

38. For a threesome, there must be three.

39. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is much hotter than winter.

40. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.

How to express silent mood sentences with nonsense literature (40 sentences are commonly used)

How to express a speechless mood with nonsense literature? Sentence 1 1. Everything delicious is especially delicious.

2. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

3. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

There is love in heaven, and the right way on earth is the right way.

There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, the other is jujube.

6. If there is no accident, it should be an accident.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

8. I woke up and found that I woke up.

9. It's not just nonsense, it's just nonsense.

10. People should have dreams. Only when you have a dream can you be a person with a real dream.

1 1. When I found it, I had already found it.

12. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

13. If what you say is right, it should be right.

14. It should have been alive before it died.

15. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.

16. Do you know? Your screen name is actually your screen name.

17. If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

18. Drink more hot water, because the water is hot when drinking hot water.

19. When you finish reading this sentence, it's over.

20. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.

How to express a speechless mood with nonsense literary sentences 2 2 1 What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.

22. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

23. If you say so, you can't say so.

24. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

25. I quite agree with you except the content.

26. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes after 10 days.

27. If I guess right, I should guess right.

28. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

29. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

30. If you don't order, you can't order.

3 1. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky in Wan Li.

32. why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

The pig was alive before it died.

34. The milk I drink smells like milk.

Why do you hate us lazy people? We didn't do anything.

36. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

37. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is much hotter than winter.

38. There has never been a chain decline in this matter.

39. I'm fine when I'm not cooking.

40. I found myself heavy after eating. So I'm full and weighed.

What Tik Tok said is equivalent to what he didn't say. Literary funny copy (commonly used 40 sentences)

What Tik Tok said is equivalent to what he didn't say. Literary funny copy (I) 1. I am calm except when I am not.

As long as you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

3. Excuses are good excuses, but they are excuses.

I have never broken the chain in this matter.

Listening to you is like listening to a sentence.

6. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who don't.

7. Lost a minute in the past 60 seconds.

8. The young man's face value is really good, his temperament is outstanding, and he is very charming, especially his eyes. There are not many, just two.

9. The crab was alive before it died.

10. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable.

1 1. Look, the man in front, he seems to be alone.

12. Jump from 18. If there is no accident, there will be accidents.

13. I pretend to work for the boss, and the boss pretends to pay me.

14. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

15. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

16. If I can understand it, I won't understand it.

17. It was still alive before it died.

18. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

19. Congratulations on being congratulated by me!

20. If what you say is right, it should be right.

What Tik Tok said is equal to what he didn't say. Literary funny copy (2)1. You can only win, don't you can't win.

22. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.

23. If you can see things, you are not blind.

24. I will let men listen to me in three sentences.

25. If you are alive, you are not dead.

26. People can't stretch when they can't.

27. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

28. I'll just say a few words about this, as long as you understand. To sum up, this is the situation now. As for the details, everyone can see and have to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it, but that's what it means. You don't have to guess if you don't know. This kind of thing is more common. I just want to say that I know everything. If I don't know, I won't explain much. After all, it's good to know.

29. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.

30. I woke up and found that I woke up.

3 1. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is much hotter than winter.

I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.

33. As long as you have some skills, you are not without them.

34. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

35. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

No one who is awake now should fall asleep.

According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before his life.

38. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

39. If I don't talk, I just don't talk.

40. Don't eat breakfast on an empty stomach.